Lauren Goodger #83 Free zoo trips for the exposure, someone put silverback Loz back in her enclosure! 🦍

[Pom Bear]

Appy birthday hunee. Ere's a luvly photo ov me. Taken 20 years ago. Enjoy!

With filters... x...

The real pic......

 

[Pom Bear]

Brilliant as ever @Pom Bear
How about the face with her walking down the street the other week with Kirsty pushing lagetmeoutofhere

Three just made xx
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Got also another four funny glasses pics which I add tomorrow x

 

[Pom Bear]

Big Gel’s new profile pic has me creasing!

LOOOOOOOOOL x

This is the fake and real version ....

Fake..

Real...

The arms of the glasses had to be snapped off as they was too small lol x

 

[Pom Bear]

Just thrown my breakfast up

She would get more money advertising this instead x...

 

[Pom Bear]

Ha ha ha ha Pom ....that's fooking hilarious....pissing myself sat here on a ferry....everyone is looking at me

Looooool that made me laugh reading your message at everyone looking at you laughing xx.

Are her eyebrows holding them on??? A sort of Velcro Effect?

Loooool and her cheeks and face fat xx

This has given me a vision of the welding woman off Flashdance. Pom, please make our Lozza into Jennifer Beals in the black leotard . What a feeeeling! Lol

Looool welding woman Had a go but decided to make three Flashdance pics as I don't think it's come out the best in the black leotard I made her bigger but couldn't do the arms so left them thin x

Looooool x
Back tomorrow

 

[St37]

Imagine expecting this to show up ……

But you actually get reality ……..

 

[Pom Bear]

A bit blurry but here is her filtered Bigo pic and what it should really look like x...

Looooool x

 

[Pom Bear]

No wonder Loz couldn't wait to get inside the truck x ....

 

[Pom Bear]

I found some old pics of Chaz working at the Crossroads Motel x

Here he is trying to sell some items to people in pre internet days lol ...

 

[Pom Bear]

“I know my first a dot”

Maybe I’m just sleep deprived but this made me laugh a ridiculous amount. “Me loz. Me dot on nail. You get dot on nail at salon.”

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Looool xx...

 

[Pom Bear]

Pom PLEASE can I use the last one as a profile pic? I’ve been quite happy to just be an anonymous letter for all this time. But with that beauty….

You're welcome xxx.

Ha ha love them. Thanks Pom x

Thank you xx

How do you do it @Pom Bear ?!!!
I imagine BYG logging on here, seeing these and having a right old stomp around the haunted flat

Looool that made me laugh xxx.
I use an app I brought a few years ago, cost 16 pounds for the ones with no adverts. I enjoy it so much xxx

Back later to catch up xxx ..

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

Imagine being that much of a freeloading twat that the only time you take your daughter out anywhere is when it’s gifted to you.

Tragic.

 

[Clickbait]

After what felt like the longest thread in Scrunchie history, we had a flurry of posts at the end of #82 caused by the excitement of a new OK article and some classic ‘in the wild’(life park) photos (God bless you Click News and Media) which inspired this fantastic thread title winner by @minamoon

A bit of a recap:
• She’s filling her time getting more beauty treatments - her hairdresser Lisa gave her a matching haircut and got mistaken for Nanny Crack; she begged some free dental work, an energy blockage massage (not a colonic ), and yet more filler in her botched lips for a butterfly effect which made them look even more like a prolapsed anus.
• After subtly filtering Larose’s photos for some time she upped the ante by begging a free photoshoot in which the poor little mite was almost unrecognisable.
• She gave an interview in which she said Larose was “already an intelligent and independent woman” which is likely to be eroded as BYG is threatening to home school her.
• There have been a few articles suggesting she may be back with Chaz.5 and Scrunchie sleuthing spotted her begging takeaway from a Caribbean restaurant he follows. There was a lot of food - easily enough for 2 people - although given it’s Big Loz we’re talking about that doesn’t necessarily mean he was there eating it.
• She begged a VIP tour of a safari park and was careful to cut Chaz.5 out of all her IG posts but she was papped with him, a vision in blue, adding more fuel to the fire that they are reunited. Loz was wearing tight lycra and her pleather jacket, Chaz has obviously made enough from spinning his wheel of doom to buy himself a new tracksuit sadly still too small. Their diet and exercise regimes seem to have been going brilliantly - clearly still in the gaining weight for the before shots phase.

 

[Crowbag]

I love 'two fat hooligans'.

Sounds like a John Cooper Clark poem.

'Two fat hooligans with sliders on their feet, shuffling, trying to look menacing,
faces still coated in grease
from last night's all you can eat
Sweating meat.
And desperation.'

 

[Pom Bear]

For context…
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@Pom Bear did you photoshop some sunglasses on our byg?

Lol it does look like that, I thought she had photoshopped ones from Elton John in that pic xx.

 

[Pixie7]

I agree, it's lazy parenting. It's bad manners and disrespectful to the establishment.
Not to mention the safety aspects...they could fall off the table, they're playing with condiments, they're almost feral.
It's nice that Laferalkid is hanging around with Simon Barlow off Corrie though.

Sorry I HATE IT when kids are allowed to climb on tables. PEOPLE HAVE TO EAT OFF THEM WHEN YOU'RE GONE LOZ. The restaurant staff give the tables a quick wipe over, but c'mon how many germs are on their shoes/feet?? Then when kids are allowed to do it once............

 

[Pom Bear]

I’m trying to think of a job Loz would excel at… maybe a Crash test dummy? She could really spectacularly ‘launch’ herself then (through the windscreen and into a big brick wall.)

Pom request please.

Just made Love Pom xx...

 

[Totallygobsmacked]

I'll just leave this here....

 

[Clickbait]

Spot the difference:

Do you think Larose will have one photo of her with her mum that isn’t filtered to fuck and actually bears some resemblance to what she sees when she looks at her and in the mirror? It must be so confusing.

 

[Pom Bear]

Fucking hell 'The Hooded Sink Spunker of Chigwell'. Lock up your sinks!

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Looool here's an earlier pic when his carrying his favourite sink xx..

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My favourite ever Pom pic

Thank you xx