Lauren Goodger #83 Free zoo trips for the exposure, someone put silverback Loz back in her enclosure! 🦍

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Notredamn

‘From duffed up to upduffed. Weee wanna beee togevva. Featurin my first a dot’ coming soon to a Take a Break near you
 
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CrazyBaldhead

Good God, what a sight! Look at the different sized legs and yet another face!

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Sunnydaze101

It’s fucking breakfast time and she posts that. FML. It’s so ugly. She been dunked in some brown shit??
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Maybe she’s trying to reach out to guys who have a fetish for tree trunks in stockings
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Eureka

That photo is grim. She really is pig ugly and as sexy as dog shit.
 
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Anna666

Just NOO .... imagine the stench

Not surprising though ... halfwit is probably in her ear 24/7 trying to keep her sweet, keep her onside ... ` you're stunning ... sexy ... most bewwful youngest BYG out there, no one like you ... sooo beewwful, such a babe .... blahh blahhh ` ... while he clicks away with his phone

Just nasty
 

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hayleybaby

minamoon said:
“I know my first a dot”

Maybe I’m just sleep deprived but this made me laugh a ridiculous amount. “Me loz. Me dot on nail. You get dot on nail at salon.”

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Why would she have a mould spore painted on one nail?
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Ark at her putting that sticker over half the photo thinking it’s alluring people to her OF page. She’s probably the only creator where people are grateful she covered half off herself up. She’s copied ronseal Amy with her tan I see ! Why is her leg leg / arm so much bigger than her right?
 
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MrsGripperStebson

Her legs are fucking massive in that photo compared to her head, and we know that her head is like a satellite dish so how big must her legs be.......
.... actual size here:
 
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Crowbag

What on earth are they putting in that forehead to pump it up so much??

Step away Loz, your forehead is on another scale entirely. Buckets of filler and a hydraulic crane still wouldn't sort it out.

And please, what's the nail dot all about? Is it literally a dot of varnish? Surely not.
A tiny tat? I'm so confused.

(I had migraine Botox yesterday and I'm exhausted, 39 injections. Oh btw Loz, there's no numbing involved, straight in, forehead, back of head, shoulders, all of it. You should try it sometime.

Please help some of lozland make sense!!)
 
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Notredamn

she’ll be booking in for 100ml filler before the week is out, then. Good god whatever will they come up with next!
 
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WordSalad

And why is her head so tiny in comparison? Another Photoshop fail.
 
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