Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?

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I was wondering if it was too. She’s named as Crack Mamma but you know how the DM are with their ‘accuracy.’ 🙄

Can anyone identify the woman Loz took out to make herself look better in comparison? Is it Nanny Crack or some unfortunate other?
Its odd bods next bed mate 🤷‍♀️
 
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Ok which Scrunchie said Loz had her chins removed?
Hand up. Let's see you.
You know what you've done.
Go and sit on the stairs and think about what you've done and how it affects other people.
 
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In the wild lads!


A ‘glam’ Herman Munster-esque Nanna Crack included!

What a start to the weekend!!
hahahahaha the second picture the daily fail calls her laorse......!

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that side profile...we never did find out who belted her in the chops with the le cruset frying pan
 
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Which Scrunchie works for the DM then? Pushing her daughter Laorse :LOL:
They both look as common as a dustbin mans fart..that comparison a scrunchie made of "yeah but no but yeah but no but"looks pretty accurate with these pics..I bloody love it .more please loz you big fake heffalump..
 
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Larose looking sickly and pale as always,
BYG looking rough as a badgers arse and built like a rugby player. Dubious if that’s Nanny Crack but what colour is she meant to be? Her legs look like they’ve been dipped in creosote 😭😭😭
 
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Larose looking sickly and pale as always,
BYG looking rough as a badgers arse and built like a rugby player. Dubious if that’s Nanny Crack but what colour is she meant to be? Her legs look like they’ve been dipped in creosote 😭😭😭
Was thinking the same, all of it.

Lozza looks like she dunked her face in a bucket of the darkest foundation she could find.
Some stuck, some dribbled.
It's an interesting look.

Is that a cropped top Loz has on?

And is LaPastyface so pale because she doesn't get any sunlight because of the shadow from her mother's giant head?
 
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although its not upto backgrids photoshopped booked photo shoots this outing in a carpark was definitely booked that football head has been photoshopped as her necklace has no chain at all around that fat neck
 
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This may sound snobby but I wouldn’t be seen out with that woman next to her! Big Loz is rough as a badgers arse but that woman, she is next level rough! Bet they both got Rothmans breath and sound like Barry White, crikey they look like something from Shameless! 😳😳😳
 
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Yes ting tong and the pleather are back! She’s as wide as the pram! Can’t see a shelf arse on it so maybe she’s had that removed (😭) . As for the rest of it! Still a state!

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Which Scrunchie works for the DM then? Pushing her daughter Laorse :LOL:

Shut up! I am deceased! 💀 that is the best ever!
 
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