Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?

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I could be mistaken but I don’t think we’ve ever seen LaFedUp wearing a warm hat? I know that not all children are agreeable when it comes to them but given how cold it’s been, you’d think that the poor mite might’ve wanted the extra warmth of a hat or a hood up over her head - no wonder she always looks so ill.
 
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Laorse probably doesn’t know who Big Loz is! She’s been with everyone else while Big Loz couldn’t sit down or lie on her back for 6 weeks after having arse implants removed and replaced! Poor mite looks like she hasn’t slept, white as a 👻 and dark circles under her eyes! 🤬🤬🤬
(Still no sign of the RR either, repossessed?) 🤔
 
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Laorse probably doesn’t know who Big Loz is! She’s been with everyone else while Big Loz couldn’t sit down or lie on her back for 6 weeks after having arse implants removed and replaced! Poor mite looks like she hasn’t slept, white as a 👻 and dark circles under her eyes! 🤬🤬🤬
(Still no sign of the RR either, repossessed?) 🤔
I'm so sorry, I read this too quickly and thought it said LaGhostly looked like she was possessed 😎
 
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Yeah that’s not her mum. She’s called Lisa Sorou or something like that. Long term friend of Lauren’s. She’s a bit older and comes across as a mother figure as her kids are in their 20s. I think Lisa is friends with Kirsty (the new agent) and made the introductions
 
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Yeah that’s not her mum. She’s called Lisa Sorou or something like that. Long term friend of Lauren’s. She’s a bit older and comes across as a mother figure as her kids are in their 20s. I think Lisa is friends with Kirsty (the new agent) and made the introductions
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She’s apparently a mobile hairdresser in Essex and has BYG in her gallery of seriously old photos on her website.
 
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The photoshopped advert 😄😄 x ..

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What it should really look like.....

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Looooool 😄😄😄 x
 
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I have buy fruit 🥴 " GRUNT GRUNT " .... beats chest " scratch GRUNT "


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I just wish, everyone would give our yuunggg bewwful gurl living her bestest life a break .... she does NOT filter, or edit her pics/videos, they are taken at different ` angels ` which in fact give the impression, that she shaves off 7 stone and gives herself someone else's face ... wind machines, fake lighting all play a big part, I mean look at these photos, no way are they doctored .... she`s just ... just .... a BYG 🤷‍♀️
 

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I hate byg as much as the next person but my daughter always looks ill with dark circles we've tried everything she eats healthy and sleeps loads with vitamins it's just her genetic makeup. Let's leave off analysing the kid and stick to the whacking great mess goodger is. 👌🙂
The other thing is that BYG is a creosote orange colour like a radioactive pumpkin so Laorse is going to look anaemic next to her 😂
 
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I have buy fruit 🥴 " GRUNT GRUNT " .... beats chest " scratch GRUNT "


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I just wish, everyone would give our yuunggg bewwful gurl living her bestest life a break .... she does NOT filter, or edit her pics/videos, they are taken at different ` angels ` which in fact give the impression, that she shaves off 7 stone and gives herself someone else's face ... wind machines, fake lighting all play a big part, I mean look at these photos, no way are they doctored .... she`s just ... just .... a BYG 🤷‍♀️
That outfit is legendary 🌪🌪🌪
 
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Bloody hell LaFruity!
Not a whole grape every day!

That's an appalling amount.
Your poor muvva is having to buy from supermarket a single grape daily.

(Guess what Loz. Grownups eat fruit too.
We know you don't, unless it's in a pie).
 
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Like Larose, two of my kids have my colouring (deathly pale) but the other two have their dads colouring. I don't suppose anyone knows what Loz's natural skin colouring is due to the fake tan and make up she trowels on 😂
 
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