Lauren Goodger #81 Still selling crap at the jumble sale of doom, the great big catfish with face like a moon

[Pennylope26]

Looks drawn on with a big felt tip pen xx.

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My turn ...

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Loooool x....

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One for tomorrow xx

I just laughed so hard at this thought the first one was something you had done

 

[Notredamn]

Minger!

 

[Kitty-Kat]

No laroasties?
No friends round for lozza's famous spuds?
No out and about baffa award winning gel doing what said gels do on Sundays?
Come on Loz, show us the new you.
Lickerally.

She's gonna lose everyone's interest soon.
Everyone will get bored of waiting and forget her...

C'mon Loz

 

[hugothebear]

He`s very, VERY ..... ` Unfortunate looking ` .... Imagine turning over in bed and being faced with his mush in the dark, those dayglo teeefsss ... he suddenly opens his eyes and its ` serial killer ` staring back at you ` shudder shudder ` .... wonder if the dentist did these teeth as a joke

Eeeeh that second photo made me proper laugh! He does look like Oddbod haha

Maybe she has another 8 of the same dress, and somehow sews them all together to make a sort of tent which she put on before filtering to make her look a size 12 xx..

Here is the unfiltered carpark pic ..

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..and here is the filtered one lol x...

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@Pom Bear - You are on fire today

 

[gloriouscheesecake]

Her arse implants have decided they've had enough of being attached to such an absolute twat ..so off they went ..the strain has realy taken its toll ..View attachment 1901816

This has made my day!

 

[Crowbag]

I just. I mean, honestly. What does he look like!!

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That's uncanny.
And keeps making me snort.

 

[cc30]

In her dreams! She didn’t even get invited to the 10th anniversary special when they were all interviewed!

Haha that’s true! It’s all very tragic .

 

[Momohawk]

She can’t string a sentence together Momo, and has the charisma of a sloth!

Joey E who thought Grief was the name of a man's G string haha

 

[Titfortattalesxo]

Thank you xx.

One well (5 pics of .5 lol) for tonight then back tomorrow Love Pom x...

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Looooool xx

Oh these got me good, I’m howling!!

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I'm still catching up on the last few pages of this thread so not sure if you scrunchies have come across this when googling but apparently our BYG gel was hit on by Drake and turned him and others down???! The girls delusional!

Yeah righty-ho Lozza!!

 

[tracey3871]

New, unseen content and 'personal requests'.



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Thats the best picture of her ever - she should stick to that - face and body completely hidden

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

So is there a big collab on the horizon? A huge job opportunity for the Beast of Chigwell? We will all patiently wait for some new 'pictures in the wild' and her upcoming reinvention!!

 

[Lottiew1]

That Goodman bint uses it on her kid

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Where’s the BJ video? I want to see her lazy arsed attempt at that for a laugh!

Type in Lauren Goodger OF leak and its on the XXX site.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

This made me laugh, got it in my head now xx.

Is she in a space rocket? xx.

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Beans in a tin - not a glass!

 

[Clickbait]

@Kitty-Kat and @Kerrie86 thank you just to say you’re tagging the wrong Pom - you want @Pom Bear x

 

[Kitty-Kat]

She’s got a resting bitch face hasn’t she. So soft pretty she is.

And whoever did her eyelashes needs sacking. Can’t even see her eyes. Just because some people suit it, doesn’t mean everyone does. She must think she looks so sexy when someone puts lashes on her but she doesn’t suit them if anything makes her face look even bigger cause can’t even see her eyes.

When I saw yesterdays DM pics, I honestly thought she'd had under eye or eyelid surgery!
But yes, I think you're right and it's her crappy eyelashes.

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

Soooo the other day I posted the screenshot Lafacetuned’s reply to .5’s comment. Another little scout on there again tonight and the comment as disappeared. BYG obviously saw on here she has been caught out and quickly deleted! Absolutely certain they are back together now.

Ooh gurrrl, yr good!

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?

Genius!

 

[Dont swipe up!]

Wtf? She wants to rebrand as a lifestyle influencer, an expert at that? And her version of rebranding is…..deleting all her IG photos. And she has missed the opportunity of new year, new start for a complete overhaul of content. And she’s still posting her shitty little grabby stories showcasing everything from pushing her sex work, to using a tiny local company to do her ironing. Again, WTF. What the fucketty fuck…!

And still sharing sleazy stories I.e the underwear she was gifted
Out of all things she could of been gifted of course it had to be cheap sleazy underwear
Lifestyle influencer my size 14 arse (real size 14 big gal online and in real life unlike yourself)