Lauren Goodger #81 Still selling crap at the jumble sale of doom, the great big catfish with face like a moon

[troutpout69]

She seriously believes that if she puts elfy veg or salad on a plate, that it counts as a good nutritious meal! How much butter is on that bread!

 

[Bungdidin]

I absolutely pmsl that Superdrug commented “ well done Lauren”

I'd love it if she went arse over tit

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Which BJ video? The one she did she did with Jake?

Yes! It was cringe!

 

[troutpout69]

Here we go again!

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Because she had big plans to 'reinvent' herself but has already failed massively with her grotesque appearance at the 'Inspiration Awards' where she put up heavily photoshopped pics on her grid post but the red tops printed some great 'in the wild' shots and the Beast of Chigwell took them back down again. All photos on here a few pages back!

The face of her in the 2nd pic never fails to make me lol

 

[Crowbag]

If there are new photos today could someone post them please? Thank you.

 

[A-Soul]

She probably got pissed and fell on her arse ‘round her Dad’s at Christmas - thus causing a mini earthquake throughout Brentwood and the local vicinity. He probably coughed up the dough for the op so she wouldn’t damage his house again (and perhaps to save countless future lives of those in the immediate Essex area.)

Did I say in the immediate Essex area?

Scrap that, for those within a 50 mile radius.

 

[Kitty-Kat]

Absolutely baffled by the shape of her boobs that second photo

It's square innit

 

[minnietheminx]

Thank you xx loool at the Yorkshire pudding xx

As promised last night two pics side by side of Loz from this week and last week xx...

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Mix both together in a bowl and you get ...

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Looool x

Pure class Pom, we’re not worthy

 

[CocoLoco2]

What a lovely pic of .5 and LaForgotten…… *whistles innocently

Petrifying

 

[Can't Help It]

for in the wild piccies

It looks like it might be a bit tight........kudos to the first person who can post the full outfit!

 

[Intoxicating]

I’ve been searching and I can’t see any yet.. plus why have all her posts gone on her page what did I miss??

She's doing a rebrand so deleted it all. Today is the launch

 

[Totallygobsmacked]

Yep, it's finally turned!

Does this woman ever smile?!? What a face ache!

Yep, it's finally turned!

Does this woman ever smile?!? What a face ache!

 

[Anna666]

Well done Anna! Correct! xx

Yaay!! xx

 

[minnietheminx]

So is there a big collab on the horizon? A huge job opportunity for the Beast of Chigwell? We will all patiently wait for some new 'pictures in the wild' and her upcoming reinvention!!

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Probably referring to plotting a re-invention with Emma - who has a finger in a lot of pies, including those crappy villas she promotes. This is likely to be what they are ‘plotting’ does Emma know Big Loz is a lazy fat bitch and unmarketable? She probably doesn’t care as long as she is paid!

You know what, fuck the bills ( for a few months ) .... Im going to offer £2,701, for both .... I really, really .... want these bargains, I cant ignore these value for money prices anymore ..... we all ate too much at Christmas, sooooo no food, no heating, no car, Il walk everywhere, we will starve, and most probably die from the cold, but how can I resist ... the crumply creased ` fat ` coat, that looks like SHIT ..... should keep me warm, as I sit in the dark, starving and admiring my knock off cheap crappy bracelet ...... BYG is just an excellent sales woman ... I for one, cant wait to be ` influenzzenzaled ` by her .... you guys are just ` wellllle jeely ` because she is just a young beautiful BYG living her bestest life!

I live for your roasts @Anna666 as if any fucker has offered £2,700

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Think Vivienne was provided by Moleman, Big L couldn’t afford her and it looks like Krusty is flogging a dead horse!

Yeah all her previous make up artists and hair stylists like that Iamjamie and photographers have moved on with other “celebs”. They know she’s got no pulling power. Goodger uses new startup unknown hair stylists now or friends salons.

 

[OldBlondie]

ETA after looking at more pics, I agree with everyone else that said LaOrse’s return to insta photo is indeed filtered. Can’t believe earlier on I actually thought it was an unedited version and couldn’t decide. When it comes to Loz though I should have absolutely known better and ofc she’s filtered it, just like she does with every single picture that is anything to do with her. Poor LaOrse has no chance of having any self confidence as she grows up, how could you be anything but insecure when your mother has filtered you your entire life

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Rule of thumb is, if it's posted by byg, filters have been used.
Even if it's a photo of a pie.

Quoted myself as I’d added onto my previous post before I’d seen yours. Yes indeed you’re right ofc BYG has filtered it can’t believe my stupidity in actually thinking it was an original untouched pic. Won’t make that mistake again, sigh

from odd bod to god bod’

Bahahahaha best quote on here in a while

 

[bignellie]

The face of her in the 2nd pic never fails to make me lol

i call that the proctologists(sp) face as it looks like a dr has just stuck in an anal probe

 

[Dont swipe up!]

haha why do these idiots use so many filters , they look awful in the wild

Isn’t it!
They mug themselves of so so much it’s unreal

 

[Notredamn]

That was meant to say another day* clearly can’t see through my tears of disappointment

 

[CrazyBaldhead]