Lauren Goodger #81 Still selling crap at the jumble sale of doom, the great big catfish with face like a moon

[JoeyJoJoShapadoo]

Has she always had that mole?

 

[Nosymum]

The article in full! Surely no smoke without fire

 

[troutpout69]

Charlie .5 is one lucky guy man.

…….that he never has to see her in that sort of shit again.
(Assuming he’s not thick enough to go back to her)

I think you know the answer to that one already!

 

[bargainhunt99]

I totally hear ya Crow!! My Ex was a horrible violent speed freak who tried to ruin mine and our very small childrens lives, I hated him for a long time before I plucked up the courage to get rid of the bastard and took out a restraining order against him which he breached and was jailed and then breached it the day he got out from that sentence!!! I stuck to my guns though and Absolutely loved being a single mammy!!.....some of my fondest memories where when it was just the 3 of us I then met Mr vickster and we have been together nearly 20 years now.....added another baba to our little clan who is coming up 16......so people Absolutely don't have to stay together for the kids!!


Oooh I wish mine was hahhha!!

I wish two of mine were

 

[Pampered Pam]

I know for a fact when Chloe made that statement it was Lauren who told her to say that as an interview before that Chloe was asked the same question and she said Mark Lauren was not mentioned I have not ever heard any towie say lauren should go back Amy and Joey Essex where most wanted of the originals never Lauren she has been trying to get back in towie for years she should take the hint she isn't liked by producers

 

[Snowfairy08]

that third pic, that is absolutely not her pregnant body! even with larose she didn't look like that. i wonder who shes stolen that from!

In fairness, the caption says “I can’t wait to have a baby and be a mummy and I want to look like this…’

Not defending her though because she’s absolutely deluded!

 

[fluffy_peanut]

Shows how blatant a liar she is - on the blurb on the home page of the jumble sale she says all owned by LG but she’s selling the jewellery on behalf of her mate & that revolting fur coat that apparently belongs to someone else. Why anyone would purchase something from her astounds me; the stuff is either fake, filthy, fell off the back of a lorry

Looool xx.


Here is Loz back at work after a small ten min workout in her ASDA uniform x...

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omg Pom!! this is one of my most favourite ones ever! Brilliant thank you

 

[Millais]

Is our Charl flashing a hint of front on nipple in that photo? So good of Lauren to share her tips for looking sexy.

 

[bignellie]

Slightly later posting than planned on Day 6 of the BYG Awards 2022.

To vote you simply click on the corresponding reaction emoji to that shown in the image depicting the nominated item/event.

The penultimate category is Best FML* photo of Baby Gel

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This category was requested by @OldBlondie and it has been hard to narrow them down. These are photos of Larose that BYG has shared on IG.
*FML is Fuck My Life for anyone who wasn’t aware.

- Stupid headband Thoroughly cheesed off expression
- Leaving me to sit covered in food yet again?!
- This fugly headband takes the biscuit!
- Now a pink beret? Seriously WTF

Tomorrow is the final category…

can I vote for get this fucking monstrosity off my head, please ta

Haven’t a scooby what this is for her tea, but it looks big, cheesy and unhealthy

3 foot wide pizza?

 

[Noseybonk]

I got a bit distracted on those award pics by Nick Knowles girlfriend. What is going on with her eyes? . Is a tiger coming towards her

 

[Pisspotshow]

Bet she’s been taking pics of her beef curtains all night to flog on there.

Need either a fisheye or panoramic lens.

 

[Intoxicating]

Tagging Towie is so desperate.

No idea why she zooming in on Mary Berry

 

[St37]

Guys have u seen the new working out in a park post from the sun. (I don't buy it and never would shit paper) but it's like a rinse and release from last year. Not on the dm as of yet. She does look a bit smaller.

scroll back a few pages on here , there’s loads of pics etc of her in her Asda uniform lol

 

[hugothebear]

Thank you both xx.

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Eeeeeh @Pom Bear, you do make me belly laugh xx

 

[A-Soul]

And tells someone suggesting donating money from it to animal rescue to #bekind - and the stupid woman then apologises to Loz!

Any chance of a screencap Crow? I’ve lost the IG URL to the Jumble of Doom.

 

[Hannah2291]

I reckon a surgeon has said she has to do one surgery at a time. Probably has the boob job scheduled in for later as she has said so many times she thinks they’re too big

 

[Kitty-Kat]

More like I'm under construction xx...

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Genius xx

 

[Sleepthiefismyfavourite]

Are those pics on the bottom of her camera
Roll suggesting she’s had chin surgery?! And who’s she snogging?!

 

[Pinkpen 84]

Thank you xx

Loz and .5 are spotted working in Asda together doing the Asda dance by singing " Thats Asda Price!" and patting their pockets.

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Best ever

 

[WordSalad]

She’s feckin nuts


I knew I’d seen this before I remember having these blinds in the 80’s

Fondly known as whore's drawers.