Lauren Goodger #81 Still selling crap at the jumble sale of doom, the great big catfish with face like a moon

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Bonbon76

Would anyone even wear them if they were free? They're the definition of fugly.
 
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Totallygobsmacked

I'm still catching up on the last few pages of this thread so not sure if you scrunchies have come across this when googling but apparently our BYG gel was hit on by Drake and turned him and others down???! The girls delusional!
 

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GlassOfBeans

So she was with Khloe Kardashian in Vegas but Drake was hitting on HER? Think I found a pic of the night in question…

 
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Bluenose70💙

Totallygobsmacked said:
I'm still catching up on the last few pages of this thread so not sure if you scrunchies have come across this when googling but apparently our BYG gel was hit on by Drake and turned him and others down???! The girls delusional!
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I just spat my tea out this is the funniest thing yet, our BYG thinks she is gods gift, she will say anything to get in a mag or paper, as if, Drake! bahahahaha. I cannot believe she actually came out with this, no I take it back, I can she never fails us our BYG.
 
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Your Da Sells Avon

With the reminder of BYG having the audacity / delusion to say Drake was eyeing her up before, it jogged my memory that her and that other tramp, Lauryn Goodman, used to sniff around footballers hoping to hit the jackpot (well Lauryn did eventually get pregnant to a premier league footballer). Here’s our Loz looking ravishing, bewful & soft after a night on the town.. think she only managed to hold hands with a mate of Dele Ali.
 

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Notredamn

Approaching a table of celebs and asking for an autograph isn’t the same as hanging out with them, Pinocchia
 
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Phil Anne Throw Pee

Our BYG is so fucking dense and deluded, a white woman could come onto her and tell her she's Drake and she'd believe it. He was probably thinking 'who the fuck is this GOON?
 
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Crowbag

Drake was trying to work out what you are loz, not who you are.
Looking bewildered doesn't quite equal looking lusty.
 
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behindthesofa

Being chucked out with the rest of the trash I see
 
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Jaymar139

troutpout69 said:
I’ve finally found someone with a bigger arse than Big Loz! Something to aspire to BYG?
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Fuck me drunk sideways I could fit my bike ,my blokes and my daughters bikes in those arse cracks ..at least theirs is shaped like an arse tho ..unlike our heffalump gel ..
 
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Kitty-Kat

Totallygobsmacked said:
I'm still catching up on the last few pages of this thread so not sure if you scrunchies have come across this when googling but apparently our BYG gel was hit on by Drake and turned him and others down???! The girls delusional!
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In her dreams
 
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Crowbag

No laroasties?
No friends round for lozza's famous spuds?
No out and about baffa award winning gel doing what said gels do on Sundays?
Come on Loz, show us the new you.
Lickerally.
 
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Kitty-Kat

Crowbag said:
No laroasties?
No friends round for lozza's famous spuds?
No out and about baffa award winning gel doing what said gels do on Sundays?
Come on Loz, show us the new you.
Lickerally.
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She's gonna lose everyone's interest soon.
Everyone will get bored of waiting and forget her...

C'mon Loz
 
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