A comfortable victory for @chichi100 to name thread #80 - well done you! Treat yourself to a hair steam and some Jolly Green Giant like our BYG - icon and role model.
Quick recap:
• Still selling tat in her jumble sale of doom - the tit is getting worse if that can be believed;
• Still hasn’t done the charity walk and people are starting to ask questions. Unsurprisingly she hasn’t reached the self-imposed £10k target. She’s still not over £700. As with every other venture, her laziness and lack of commitment shines through;
• Had more pap shots with stable mates of her new agency, begged more freebies, posted more undeclared ads, got more beauty treatments (surprising she has any hair left after colouring, steaming and clawing at it all the live long day);
• Still oscillating between ‘elfy eating and meals out with plenty of booze;
• Still dressing her child in ridiculous footwear, not giving her a bib for eating, and letting her eat all manner of food with her hands creating an unholy mess for the waiting staff to clear up afterwards;
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Strike up the band and fire off the confetti 
cannons: our Bewful Yun Gel, size 8, all nachural, insparachunal, business woman, model, style icon, TV superstar, BAFTA award winning celebrity, OF most requested sexy lady and muvva of the decade has reached her 1m followers mark on Instagram! This was of course only a matter of time when she was buying bots every Tuesday with the riveting content she produces.
What’s next for Big Loz? Hoping for a Christmas pap walk
- what would you like to see fellow Scrunchies?
Quick recap:
• Still selling tat in her jumble sale of doom - the tit is getting worse if that can be believed;
• Still hasn’t done the charity walk and people are starting to ask questions. Unsurprisingly she hasn’t reached the self-imposed £10k target. She’s still not over £700. As with every other venture, her laziness and lack of commitment shines through;
• Had more pap shots with stable mates of her new agency, begged more freebies, posted more undeclared ads, got more beauty treatments (surprising she has any hair left after colouring, steaming and clawing at it all the live long day);
• Still oscillating between ‘elfy eating and meals out with plenty of booze;
• Still dressing her child in ridiculous footwear, not giving her a bib for eating, and letting her eat all manner of food with her hands creating an unholy mess for the waiting staff to clear up afterwards;
•
Strike up the band and fire off the confetti cannons: our Bewful Yun Gel, size 8, all nachural, insparachunal, business woman, model, style icon, TV superstar, BAFTA award winning celebrity, OF most requested sexy lady and muvva of the decade has reached her 1m followers mark on Instagram! This was of course only a matter of time What’s next for Big Loz? Hoping for a Christmas pap walk
- what would you like to see fellow Scrunchies?
I won’t lie I was a wee bit sad i didn’t win and shed a tear (kiddin) 
I think this retirement thing is making me take the thread suggesting a bit too serious 
Congratulations 
