Digestives ? More like billingsgate in a heatwave and at the end of the day when the ice has all melted
Digestives ? More like billingsgate in a heatwave and at the end of the day when the ice has all meltedLauren and KP and people like them are what’s called cold blooded animals they need external influences and attention to regulate them inside, they’re never happy with themselves, they’re constantly whoring themselves out for attention any kind of attention just as long as it’s attention, Kylie Jenner Is the same. Yet, you have women like Rihanna who are warm blooded, they’re beautiful and successful but they don’t have to constantly draw any kind of attention to themselves to feel validated they already have feel good within because they know they are comfortable in themselves and don’t need anyone to constantly tell them they’re amazing.
Why the hell can’t she photoshop herself some ankles ? Fucking hell Lauren that’s a look I’ll give you thatshe looks like she smells of digestive biscuits and desperation
I didn’t do the dance though!!This is magnificent
SPROUT BAG dyingIt’s an all in one body stocking i am going to hold my head In shame and admit I brought one from eBay about 13 yrs ago when I met my husbandwe literally wet ourselves laughing he called it a sprout bag it’s hilarious as it’s so small and things pop out all the holes I actually cringe now as it’s not got a crutch it cost £2.79!! I’m
Off too hold my head In shame now and hide in the corner
Lol I had one and couldn’t get it on. Hardest thing ever... hands up who has ever owned oneIt’s an all in one body stocking i am going to hold my head In shame and admit I brought one from eBay about 13 yrs ago when I met my husbandwe literally wet ourselves laughing he called it a sprout bag it’s hilarious as it’s so small and things pop out all the holes I actually cringe now as it’s not got a crutch it cost £2.79!! I’m
Off too hold my head In shame now and hide in the corner
Bet your hair wasn’t like worzal gummidge though !I didn’t do the dance though!!
It’s like a puzzle!! It’s so funny when you open it the legs are like matchsticks !Lol I had one and couldn’t get it on. Hardest thing ever... hands up who has ever owned one
It actually is better looking tbfThis is a reconstruction of a neanderthal woman...
Obviously I’m a not a fella but I swear down these only fans piccies could wilt an erection from 20 paces
They'd have to be reinforced heels! Good god I wouldn't like to live in the apartment underneath hers, u need reinforced and soundproofed flooring too.well I'm furious as have just had a looooong Monday at work and sat down with cuppa to catch up on the news and was hit without warning as I perused the Mail (ok karma perhaps but still.....) with Big Goodyear's rear end busting out a fricking body stocking, writhing around in front of a mirror, I mean admittedly I'm the wrong side of 50 so a bit out of touch with what the "young wans" do these days but really? REALLY? is this what you think is sexy?
the biggest offence in my view (and there are plenty to choose from) is the fact she's doing it without heels. FFS Lauren. of all people, YOU need to extend your calf muscles. Just put it away, please. Thank you.
Someone previously commented on her ankles resembling the legs on a billiard table! Still makes me howl with laughterLauren and KP and people like them are what’s called cold blooded animals they need external influences and attention to regulate them inside, they’re never happy with themselves, they’re constantly whoring themselves out for attention any kind of attention just as long as it’s attention, Kylie Jenner Is the same. Yet, you have women like Rihanna who are warm blooded, they’re beautiful and successful but they don’t have to constantly draw any kind of attention to themselves to feel validated they already have feel good within because they know they are comfortable in themselves and don’t need anyone to constantly tell them they’re amazing.
Why the hell can’t she photoshop herself some ankles ? Fucking hell Lauren that’s a look I’ll give you thatshe looks like she smells of digestive biscuits and desperation
This isDigestives ? More like billingsgate in a heatwave and at the end of the day when the ice has all melted
I saw that on DMSomeone previously commented on her ankles resembling the legs on a billiard table! Still makes me howl with laughter
My personal favourite was ‘Bread-pan Feet’ when she wore those hideous red shoesI saw that on DM
Comments ! They are savage!
AH! Maybe I can't see them as I reported them....The pics are down from her IG! Maybe a few people reporting for solicitation worked.
She can’t even speak a coherent sentence.I’ll just leave this here..
I posted when she first posted this, but I have this bodystocking. I got it from the escorting site adultwork when I used to work as an escort and cam girl...It’s an all in one body stocking i am going to hold my head In shame and admit I brought one from eBay about 13 yrs ago when I met my husbandwe literally wet ourselves laughing he called it a sprout bag it’s hilarious as it’s so small and things pop out all the holes I actually cringe now as it’s not got a crutch it cost £2.79!! I’m
Off too hold my head In shame now and hide in the corner
Bet you looked better in it than she does lol!!I posted when she first posted this, but I have this bodystocking. I got it from the escorting site adultwork when I used to work as an escort and cam girl...
why are being allowed to fly anyway. they should stop people flipping leaving this country to go on holiday. sorry OTI'm gutted she's not in the DM today. I hate when they just get away with shit and don't have to apologize.
Off topic good news : Dubai has just been added to Scotland's Quarantine list so that's at least a few influencers who live up here fucked.
That made me laugh. For the Glaswegians here I confess to doing just that Beyoncé thing one night a long time ago in Tusk. It’s okay acting like a tit sometimes though our Loz doesn’t know when to stop. Still, good times thanks for the memory!!!She must have been absolutely plastered when she posted that clip very early this morning. She just looks ridiculous. She must have been totally steaming when she did it. Its like that drunk lassie on the dancefloor at 2am thinking she's Beyoncé but actually just looks a complete tit
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