You just KNOW the gender reveal is going to be horrific - isn't she estranged from her entire family? Will have to hire out some other z listers to attend. My baby name picks - Jayden for a boy and Talullah for a girl.
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Nah that’s very unlikely as he has also put this emojis on non football photos. I wish i could shareMaybe he meant your husbands footie skills were on fire
Cue all the freebies just like PwiceyShe’ll go all out diamanté encrusted nursery from top to bottom and designer outfits galore and the baby will have a unique moniker. Coco-Sheesh for a girl or Charlo-Polo for a boy. These next few months are going be entertaining. Thank you Lauren for giving us some life during lockdownI suggest a virtual clap for Lauren at 6pm
I’ve only just found out about the pregnancy, I said to myself that I will no longer poke fun at her as pregnancy is a wonderful gift... then I read her post and I’m right back to dissing the sweetcorn pot bellied trog!
The whole sweetcorn thing, pregnancy craving? Or just getting her 5 veggies in a day meaning 5 portions of sweetcorn 
It doesn’t really look like a bump to me as it’s not defined. I think as others have said I think we’re just seeing the ‘real’ Big Loz. It must be so nice for her that she can just let it all hang out now
How on earth can she explain the supposed real time Backgrid photos less than a month ago like her supposedly filming a TV show in North London on 1st Jan with no bump at all? None of that needed to be done - just needless lying and fakery.
I find the whole situation really baffling - she must have got pregnant almost immediately and seems to suggest that she was not using any birth control so either Oddbod was too stupid to use any protection, he wanted a baby or she tricked him.
The baby is now her meal ticket and she’s eating for two!
Did Oddbod want a pump and dump and now he’s got Big Loz and her oversized bump?
No way is she selfless enough to ditch the fillers, Botox, sunbeds
And Sam Faiers is not a mother of the year example
jetting your kids off during a pandemic whilst illegal to do so. Then coming home and moaning how hard homeschooling is. Yeah right. The sooner these sad af pretentious wannabes disappear from the limelight the better
Lol clearly photoshopped on
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Actually the more I think of the unusual name situation I could just imagine Lauren calling the child Nanny Pat as she’s always loved the name and it’s gender fluid like it’s dad innit 
Pulling at the exact same placesX
Did Oddbod want a pump and dump and now he’s got Big Loz and her oversized bump? [/QUOTE said:
now that is a new thread title!!
KP will be seething
40’s closer to Lauren’s age than Charlie boy at 23!
That’s flabVery different to the video. Photoshopping the baby before it’s even been born
Can’t be bothered to find the original message but if the posters version of a good mum is Sam Faiers then the world really has gone madNo way is she selfless enough to ditch the fillers, Botox, sunbeds
And Sam Faiers is not a mother of the year example
Hahaha I know, I'm all for bonkers in the zeleb name department, liberty after one of favourite shops.
Maybe she'll go all out and it'll be Harrods instead, Harry for short for either gender.
Where is the video?
Fair enough about Sam! Didn’t realise she did that.No way is she selfless enough to ditch the fillers, Botox, sunbeds
And Sam Faiers is not a mother of the year example
I didn’t necessarily mean she was mother of the year. Just that she set a better example of how to portray herself in the media as a mother than lauren does right now. I also wasn’t aware of the recent stuff with her flying abroad etc so I stand corrected!
This will be Lozza in a few months, photoshopping her head only and letting her preggers body do it’s thang
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