Lauren Goodger #78 Lemons and gingers, chocolate fingers, back to the flat where Jake's ghost lingers

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OldBlondie

Emmie81 said:
a bunion looking nose
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Best quote of the night, amazing description

minamoon said:
Do I need to get a hobby? Absolutely.
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Also favourite quote of the night

Emmie81 said:
I’ve seen softer and more sexier drag queens …
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Also fave quote, everytime I’m absolutely laughing my head off thinking these can’t get funnier, another scrunchie comes along and says hold my choccy finger

Jaymar139 said:
I want to slap her with a soggy sweetcorn .
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As I say, hold my choccy finger
 
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OldBlondie

Deceased at this point also why does her face look like a latex mask in the first pic

minamoon said:

"Now ladies and gents, if you look closely into this enclosure, our wild silverback gorilla maintains her mating position, letting the local prisoners, druggies and gay-for-pay young men have their way with her to ensure reproduction
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Why did I read this caption in the David Attenborough “In the Wild” voiceover
 
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roseturntupnose

Rambler92 said:
***Core memory unlocked*** Thanks for that. We thought we were so slick doing that aye Then we grew up sadly, unlike her
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I'll give you my "luv" for the day ...

Wow never seen that naked from behind shot pre bbl before. Imagine the whole world seeing your ass crack and being able to Google it whenever they fancied. Bit of a bum deal
 
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UndeclaredAd

someone better grab those boots quick before they end up on prelovedbylg
 
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OldBlondie

I can’t believe the audacity of some scrunchies on here suggesting that The Bewful so Soft and Natural one has had bum implants. As you can clearly see here from early pics, her flat arse is just waiting for her to do 50,000 squats every single day religiously for the next 10 years, so that it will eventually look like the deformed, cone, breast implant shaped shelf arse, that’s definitely all her own hard work. BYG has worked so hard for such a perfik and bewful sexay arse, she always sticks to her word, never gives anything up after about a whole week, she’d never lie and mislead her followers you terribly mean scrunchies ahahahaha
 

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Ekathrina

What she really needs is some of these ‘power leggings’ that give you the arse of your dreams. As opposed to the ones she wears now, which give you the rear end of nightmares.
The adverts on here are classic.
 
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Userom

I had to unfollow the pre loved shit shop…. It got too depressing and gross with skimpy gussets and then she whips out the Micheal Jackson stretched thriller leggings and it’s funny again
 
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PumpkinxQueen

The ass shot before her BBL, reminds me of my god awful nudes I’d send to boi’s as a desperate teen

Also, I’ve only just noticed how close together her eyes are… so whoever does her photoshopping actually moves them further apart lolllll
 
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OldBlondie

slinkywinky said:
Fuck me are these from the Oops I Did It Again music video?! Christ on a bike.


Hahahaha that too
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I can feel a @Pom Bear request coming on. BYG wearing the red leather monstrosities as Michael Jackson in Thriller, and to be doubly spoiled as Britney in the Oops I did it again music video
 
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OldBlondie

slinkywinky said:
Why the fuck would you hang them like that?! Looks like a Monk's robe.
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And extra extra spoiled BYG as a monk in robes pls @Pom Bear work your magic

PumpkinxQueen said:
I’ve only just noticed how close together her eyes are… so whoever does her photoshopping actually moves them further apart lolllll
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This is an amazing find, am actually sitting crying at the thought of her chief photoshopper sitting doing this
 
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Notredamn

That scrunched up ‘artwork’ in the background showcasing all her tat reminds me of when the naughty kids at school would get loads of paper towels, drench them then chuck them up at the ceiling in the loos
 
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Sunnydaze101

She just posted this. This is one of the ugliest pics out there of here. She looks horrible. So unfortunate looking on this pic. Maybe she’s blind??

 
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