Lauren Goodger #78 Lemons and gingers, chocolate fingers, back to the flat where Jake's ghost lingers

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Don’t understand why the newspapers are still saying the sold that house, we know for a fact she didn’t, why isn’t she being called out on it. On a side note, comments being allowed on the “back to her happy place with the ghost and fake pal” headline
 

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I think most journalists especially for the tabloids & mags like Now, Closer are lazy nowadays and also these stories are planted from her / the manager so they’ll just run with what they’ve been given and then rely on the clicks & comments etc.
 
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Bless - if you think slating a bunion looking nose is bad, you may want to step away from this thread, or tattle, in general otherwise your heart might give you a burn

Lozilla is vile, parasitic, unloved, hated, obese, a sex mad creep, genuinely ugly - inside and out, washed up, skint, pathological liar, delusional …

if you looked up cunt in the Oxford dictionary, it will say Lauren Rose Goodger

enjoy your evening with your be kind quotes - Flack died almost 3 years ago and it’s a bit played out !
 
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Do I need to get a hobby? Absolutely.

Anyway, here are some more pics to add to the collection!



Apparently, these stunning, au-natural photos were for her beauty brand, but look like they were photoshopped by my three-year-old neighbour...


So soft... So bewful...


Our gorjus moon pie faced queen.
 
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Omg those pics r fucking hilarious. Face like a baboon ,ass like button moon..mrs spoon ,what a loon ..sorry got carried away with the button moon theme tune ..
 
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I’ve seen softer and more sexier drag queens …

if she was Thai, British tourists might guess that she was a lady boy.
Lol she’s messed around with her face that much in this one, she actually looks Thai
 
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Just. Stop. Filtering. Lanofilterplease’s. Face.

Why does she keep doing this
She is getting more and more embarrassing by the day ..its painfull to watch but only because everytime I see her mug pouting I want to slap her with a soggy sweetcorn .

Jackie stallone ..that's all I see ..its fucking hilarious.
 
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Loool .... Here's some more gems ... she`s the gift that keeps giving, has ALWAYS been a embarrassing deluded idiot

Any mention of ` be kind BS ... towards this SCAMMER catfish con woman ` ( stick it where the sun dont shine )
Jesus wept that’s now etched in my memory the size of that backside she needs to get WIDE LOAD tattooed on her arse
 
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How about a resounding “No”.
Filter and Filler face LozzaRaptor is a fucking grifter of the second highest order, behind fuck stain Price. The best option for BFL is to crawl under what ever wardrobe she has managed to get Jake the Snake’s Ghost from, and remain there until infinity ends. Mini Lozza aka LaStupidName adopted by someone who is free of the fuckwit gene .
 
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She really does love a wide leg trouser, even better if it's an all in one!
 
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My final lot for the night before I head off to the gym. Thanks loz for the inspo!


Our classy, gorjus yung gel who is far more regal and demure than any of our royal family.


"Now ladies and gents, if you look closely into this enclosure, our wild silverback gorilla maintains her mating position, letting the local prisoners, druggies and gay-for-pay young men have their way with her to ensure reproduction!"


Our BYG catches a whiff of her bodysuits before throwing them at some poor assistant. "But Lauren, shouldn't we wash them first?" she exlaims, picking up the pongy garments with a pair of kitchen tongs. "Nah i am speshul bewful most desirable yung gel and people will pay for me rags no matter wot now hurry up la'orse and I going toby carvery and need money for vapes and roast dinnaz!"
 
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