Lauren Goodger #78 Lemons and gingers, chocolate fingers, back to the flat where Jake's ghost lingers

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Rita Chevrolet

Crowbag said:
Loz is filtered in every single photo recently.
So no, she doesn't look great.
She looks filtered.



Oh i reeeeeallllly hope that's meant to be a joke.
Otherwise you might as well delete now before mods do it for you.
No shit stirring allowed.
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One of those New Members that pop up occasionally to shit-stir
 
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minamoon

lockedlady said:
Be kind
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I actually quite liked her nose before. Made her look somewhat original in the sea of nose-jobbed, over-inflated-lipped peers of hers that are all clones of each other with the same pointed upturned nose and fake tits and arses.

My ex had the biggest, conkiest nose you've ever seen and I loved it. I thought it made him look unique and quite distinguished. Also was good for other things...
 
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minamoon

Your Da Sells Avon said:
One of the latest offerings from the jumble sale…it actually made me feel a bit queasy thinking BYG’s shelf arse + tiny gusset you could pick up a brand new one probably for cheaper too
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Ugh! You can 100% guarantee that she wore this commando as well.
 
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minamoon

In my quest to find a photo of our gel in that bodysuit, I came across some of these gems. If I have to look at them, so do you.


 
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hayleybaby

Ditching my man and on the look out for a Roman nose guy…
 
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hayleybaby

OldBlondie said:
On her fitness jumble sale of doom page she is now selling ALL these waist trainers

Just waiting for a scrunchie to give it the caption it so rightly deserves….
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how many waist trainers does a big gel need?! These are about the only thing that doesn’t have ‘brand new, never been worn’ on them. She’s hardly an advert for them working is she!
 
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PoppysMumma

OldBlondie said:
On her fitness jumble sale of doom page she is now selling ALL these waist trainers

Just waiting for a scrunchie to give it the caption it so rightly deserves….
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They obviously don’t work and are a waste of money I’m trying to think of some other uses for them ….
 
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Platformcrocs

That's 12 waist trainers she's flogging. I counted.

Where is she keeping all of this shit?! Every single day she somehow manages to find yet more tat to upload. Between sizes 8 to 20. Literally hundreds of things. I don't get it. She has SO MUCH STUFF and none of is even fucking nice! It's all misshapen lycra monstrosities. Or microwaves.
 
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Anna666

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PumpkinxQueen

Anna666 said:
Loool .... Here's some more gems ... she`s the gift that keeps giving, has ALWAYS been a embarrassing deluded idiot
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I can’t even cope with the photoshop she was seriously so pretty in her early TOWIE days and now she looks like a potato you forgot about at the back of the cupboard
 
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