Lauren Goodger #77 Microwave seller, split with her fella, size 8 forever

[Alex_Jones]

Ok. I caved and used my partners IG as i felt I was missing out on some bonfire delights.

BOY was I correct!

Why is talking about her child and festive plans making her so hot under the collar?!

Quality gibberish Hope .5 is local and vocal. No one else would dabble there, less the Ghost. Car crash and dash.

Sorry but her face breaks my heart so looks sad all the bleeping time. It's not sass although we'd all love it to be she looks bleeping miserable day in day out

The look that says “duck me, who are these people”?
I suggest re naming and adoption. Rose West are you available?

 

[Titfortattalesxo]

Poor LaNotImpressed looks like she couldn't give a tit about the fireworks!!!

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Latunedout she’s cute here

 

[Crowbag]

Can I just say you're absolutely a bleep Lauren

She has neither the depth nor the warmth to be a bleep.

(line stolen from a tory discussion )
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Lauren Goodger thread suggestion #78

Credited to @Lovethewayyoulie

Lionel Blair's been on the phone,
he wants his shoes back, Laureen moans.






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[Lottiew1]

Quality gibberish Hope .5 is local and vocal. No one else would dabble there, less the Ghost. Car crash and dash.


The look that says “duck me, who are these people”?
I suggest re naming and adoption. Rose West are you available?

Quality gibberish Hope .5 is local and vocal. No one else would dabble there, less the Ghost. Car crash and dash.


The look that says “duck me, who are these people”?
I suggest re naming and adoption. Rose West are you available?

Aye for big fat loz

 

[Jsmith92]

I’m obsessed with Larose, she really is such a cute little girl

 

[geordiegirl]

New thread here:

Lauren Goodger #78 Lemons and gingers, chocolate fingers, back to the flat where Jake's ghost lingers

Thanks to @NotAgain? for the new thread title! Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-77-microwave-seller-split-with-her-fella-size-8-forever.34706/ I think this photo sums up how we and LaHeadband feels about Big Loz and her dead ex-boyfriend and the mass jumble sale...

tattle.life

 

[WordSalad]

The look Lafuckoff gives her mum!View attachment 1705214

That poor little girl just looks so sad. Her loser of a mother should be ashamed of herself. Shame she can't give her away to someone who'd love her like she did with her puppies. What a witch.