Lauren Goodger #77 Microwave seller, split with her fella, size 8 forever

[minnietheminx]

Someone has posted this donation!

 

[BOTO]

Y' all I am just another long time lurker lol. The Mirror online article appeared on my fb and I noticed Zoe Putman Charle's mom commented!

 

[Tethys]

Have her bum implants moved to the top of her leg or has she lost yesterdays dirty knickers.

Her surgeon heard "Teletubby" when she told him she wanted "tight and sexy"

 

[NotAgain?]

Thread title suggestion-

Lauren Goodger#78 Lemons and gingers, chocolate fingers, back to the flat where Jake's ghost lingers.

(Hope it's not too creepy )

 

[Pom Bear]

The advert for that website should be a bit more realistic x

 

[Crowbag]

The crap fitness stuff is probably the only thing she's selling that's genuinely unused.

 

[Pom Bear]

I feel a @Pom Bear request coming on here, big loz and Jake as the film ghost please

Just made Love from Pom xx

 

[Pom Bear]

Is her arse turning into Pac-Man x

Obviously got as greedy as Loz x

 

[Pom Bear]

Hello from Pom

Thanks for the lovely messages after my fall, that means a lot thank you xx

Got doctors Tuesday next week, can't get an earlier appointment.
I'm a bit better, elbow is the worst as it's very sore and can't put pressure on it without it been painful...has a massive red, yellow and black bruise. My back isn't bruised but is sore when I lie on it or sit against something, like a bad sunburn feeling.
Back was scratched more then bruised.
Still got a few more smaller bruises and bumps, so still quite bad but well enough I think to start catching up from the last thread and making Pom pics again. xx

Well done @JakeM on title and also good to see my friend @Facehugger on here too I be popping on the Krustie thread at around 2am to catch up on there but will try and get ahead here first Love Pom xx

 

[Sjr2607]

So her friend Chloe Henny has just uploaded photos from her sons first birthday party, where Lozza was wearing the vile green jumpsuit with the belt so tight I am surprised she can breath, here is a photo of everyone there. First photo is the photo Lauren posted (not edited at all!) And the second is what she actually looks like. She is gigantic!

 

[Pom Bear]

Pom, If you had an arse like a shelf you might have bounced, i'm glad you're okay, be careful

Loooool Thank you Love Pom xx.

Congrats to my BYS on the winning title thanks for the new thread too. Lovely to see our Bewful little @Pom Bear back too, I hope you've been taking it easy.

This face says it all.........'Ewwww NASTY!' out of all the pics this has tickled me the most

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Thank you xx
Resting more today and back is showing more of a bruise since but I'm feeling a bit better. Love Pom xx xx

Wonder if anyone has emptied the bucket of fag ends?


Feel better soon Pom! Xx

Thank you xx Love from Pom xx.

Well ain’t this a beaut. Surely one of you Scrunchies needs this in their wardrobe

Hellsbells ...x

Is it safe to come out again? x

Loooool xx

Ohhhh was hoping your next update you said feel much better. Hopefully not to much more pain

Getting there slowly, might take just under another week to be pain free, getting a bit better each day Love Pom xx.

. That last one!!!!!! I am deceased 🪦

Loooooool xx.

I was looking for a truck with Wide Load on but then saw this and added Loz to it instead..makes a great advert x

Back later xx

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

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Lozza's back in Chigwell, everyone's in fright. Restraining Orders have been made by Murat & Mark Wright!

 

[Pom Bear]

The Titanic lady gets a BYG makeover x

 

[Lunagooner]

Halloween sorted!

 

[Pom Bear]

Hahaha love it @Pom Bear please can you do a Jolly Green Giant with our favourite sweetcorn muncher ? Hope your feeling better ‍🩹xx

Thank you xx A lot better thank you, still sore but pain has faded a lot xx

Here you are..Love Pom xx

Back later xx

 

[Pom Bear]

More like sweetcorn and a cheerio x...

 

[Pom Bear]

I leave this here before catching up later at my usual time x .

 

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#Thread Suggestion
Lauren Goodger #78
She loves herself, baby gel and a Sunday roast;
Moved back to Chigwell to canoodle with a ghost

Oh to have PaulCare and Footsie70 fighting your corner - living the dream

Don’t forget the glamour of ‘Colonicbyellie’

 

[Philimena cunk]

My God she sure knows how to engage her audience with scintillating posts!


Solid what? It doesn't bear thinking about does it?

Well it won't be a solid shit, what with all the crap she eats ....

So, oddbod got nicked again...
Here's my personal view.
They went to the hospital to find out about how the babby died. She's dolled up to the eyeballs. The hospital tell fatso if she hadn't been so fucking lazy and stupid, and got herself to the maternity unit instead of waiting for 3 FUCKING DAYS, they may have been in a position to have done something. She's sitting there, simpering, eye fluttering and flicking her hair, like nothing happened and oddball went ballistic, a few home truths came out, lozza didn't like it, and the staff called the old Bill as they wanted no part of a domestic.....
This is my own personal opinion....

 

[Tethys]

Thread title:

The Chronicles of Lozza: The Lion, The Ghost, and LaHeadband