Lauren Goodger #7 Big loz flouts all lockdown rules, sweetcorn makes up 95% of her stools

[Chi4]

Chaz has really let himself go since getting with her

He looks all sweaty and chunky now , he’s morphing into arg

 

[WordSalad]

So she goes ham on an insta filter in one, lighting her face up like her gaudy Christmas tree, leaving the birthday girl, her Sister!!, in the dark!
And then on the other one she has blatantly cut the heavily-edited head (I won't say 'her' head as it's so far removed from what she actually looks like) from a backgrid shot and plonked it on top! You can tell the colour of her chest and face are totally different.

And now she's trying to trick impressionable young girls to try forex trading, telling them to follow someone she doesn't even follow herself.

She truly is a grade A c*nt. Get a proper job you absolute waste of space.

Is this the sister she never speaks to? Along with the rest of her family who have ignored her since she became 'famous'? Loz dear, you need a brain to be a good liar!

 

[Blowup80]

#lozza and her face so large turned her boyfriend into Arg.

 

[fluffyglitterbug]

#lozza and her face so large turned her boyfriend into Arg.

YES! This is brilliant.

 

[265]

I will not be available to start the new thread so if any of the regular crew can deal with it, I will be grateful.

 

[Moobiemoo]

I agree he was a bit hot but he is way too arg now!!

 

[Clickbait]

Big Loz reveals she’s a Covid denier
The new pap pics show she’s a photoshopped liar

I’m being Lozza level shameful and nominating myself for the next #thread title babez

 

[80hs]

HOE HOE HOE, (Lolly) Green Giant.


And ... I bet you all say it in the deep voice

Hahah I so did aswell

 

[xtn71]

I wonder if Big Lump knew Mark Wright’s family had COVID before she shared her thoughts!

 

[Pom Bear]

I leave this here while I catch up Im on page 44.

Jolly green giant Loz x

 

[Urbanbunny]

He's back playing for Newcastle now so likely they will be back in footballers village of Ponteland

My ex husband is from Pont. I really miss Newcastle

 

[mb1202]

I’m new here but seriously, Lauren is such a joke. Her recent post plugging fx trends is especially hilarious.. my brother is an economics buff and he says it’s all social media smoke and mirrors and tantamount to a pyramid scheme. not to mention slurring Her words and struggling to speak through her fat lips and ceramic teeth

 

[Pot2PeeIn]

Lauren goodger - plastic bum, corn by the tonne chaz my love wot av you dun

 

[Jolie1988]

I'm so sorry about this to all of you just waking up and I sincerely hope you havent had breakfast otherwise it ll probs be leaving your stomach shortly. She has just posted this absolute monstrosity to her stories . I managed to screenshot her face. She was turning it away but you can still see the fat bloatedness and the extra chin. My god she is absolutely disgusting

 

[Pot2PeeIn]

In all seriousness that side profile, she has the skull shape and features of a Neanderthal. Legit. Small forehead protruding browbone etc.
I think this could explain a lot.

 

[Freeka]

I'm so sorry about this to all of you just waking up and I sincerely hope you havent had breakfast otherwise it ll probs be leaving your stomach shortly. She has just posted this absolute monstrosity to her stories . I managed to screenshot her face. She was turning it away but you can still see the fat bloatedness and the extra chin. My god she is absolutely disgusting

Forgot to shop the reflection again!

 

[Sorbettolimone]

I'm so sorry about this to all of you just waking up and I sincerely hope you havent had breakfast otherwise it ll probs be leaving your stomach shortly. She has just posted this absolute monstrosity to her stories . I managed to screenshot her face. She was turning it away but you can still see the fat bloatedness and the extra chin. My god she is absolutely disgusting

Omg my eyes are bleeding! Surely there should be a warning or some censorship? Bordering on pornographic and oh dear me I cant speak! I'm horrified

 

[Chi4]

In all seriousness that side profile, she has the skull shape and features of a Neanderthal. Legit. Small forehead protruding browbone etc.
I think this could explain a lot.

Have always said that she looks like a Neanderthal woman. Same face , it most defiantly explains the behaviour maybe they ate corn

 

[Pinkpen 84]

Is she really that hard up she needs to post it?! She’s morbid people, those butt implants are definitely gravitating down and she sort of looks a bit unkempt, like she needs to comb her hair etc. And hell , she is watching telly while trying to seduce us, peeps...she’s tucking bored out of her small skull

 

[Glortard]

I'm so sorry about this to all of you just waking up and I sincerely hope you havent had breakfast otherwise it ll probs be leaving your stomach shortly. She has just posted this absolute monstrosity to her stories . I managed to screenshot her face. She was turning it away but you can still see the fat bloatedness and the extra chin. My god she is absolutely disgusting

I struggled to understand what message she was trying to convey. Was also thinking when she puts that rig on she says to Charles something like “ mummy needs taken care of now dear”