Lauren Goodger #7 Big loz flouts all lockdown rules, sweetcorn makes up 95% of her stools
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Oh don't, he will have his face stuck to his telly if you encourage him Mavis (just kidding 265, we love you really)
Netflix? no thank you, I prefer porn, it's free.
Soooo. The other day I said quiet day but theres always Google blah blah blah. I thought right now (after a gazillion wines and margheritas) wow there must be some awesome corn porn poems out there for inspiration, So I googled it and hit images. 
. Dont do that people. Stupid error on my behalf 
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. Dont do that people. Stupid error on my behalf .
Ok. But if you add feathers to a Christmas tree which is white and you surprise me one day, it’s over.MARRY ME! Hormonal or not, we just get each otherI've got rid of all the mirrored furniture, swear!
Get a (grey crushed velvet) room you two..Ok. But if you add feathers to a Christmas tree which is white and you surprise me one day, it’s over.
This is incredible! I am howlingSoooo. The other day I said quiet day but theres always Google blah blah blah. I thought right now (after a gazillion wines and margheritas) wow there must be some awesome corn porn poems out there for inspiration, So I googled it and hit images.
it's like last week when I clicked on an article about the yachting/Dubai porta potty scene and went down a rabbit hole that was grim!!! Had read articles before but this was 
and you cant unsee it. The corn as with the Porta potty if you pay a z lister enough, buy them a designer hand bag and a plane ticket then morals go out the window.
I’m normally a lurker but just wanted to let you all know you have ruined corn for me 
which is unfortunate as it’s the only vegetable my 3 year old will eat so we have it quite a lot
which is unfortunate as it’s the only vegetable my 3 year old will eat so we have it quite a lot Anxiety attack just brought on .... off to lay down on my fake Chesterfield velvet bed, and cuddle up in my fleece blanket snaggle (covered in fake tan)
Had a covid debate lolHow have you and @Chi4 managed to get blocked already
Didn’t write nothing malicious, but Been blocked .
I put my hands up , I am currently lying in a grey velvet bedAnxiety attack just brought on .... off to lay down on my fake Chesterfield velvet bed, and cuddle up in my fleece blanket snaggle (covered in fake tan)
complete with diamontes and I’m from Essex and being lazy.
Yeah I got blocked months ago for asking if the Forex ads she put up were FCA approved and also that the grammar was so poor on the ad that it looked like a child had written it 
Is there a discount on Chesterfield items in the south ? Who is selling all this velvet ? I refuse to wear velvet as a kid as I hate the noise and the feel of it.Had a covid debate lol
Didn’t write nothing malicious, but Been blocked .
I put my hands up , I am currently lying in a grey velvet bed
There are loads of ‘boutiques’ in Essex selling mirrored furniture, crushed grey velvet and ‘live live laugh’ signs. I’ve seen them with my own
It’s endemic
Forex? What was she advertising? She's not authorised to give any financial advice. That is utterly ridiculous.Yeah I got blocked months ago for asking if the Forex ads she put up were FCA approved and also that the grammar was so poor on the ad that it looked like a child had written it
Only the fake leather coated muck. Now real leather is never discounted
It was those Forex training scams where they supposedly teach you how to make thousands on trades but forget to mention that shares can go up and down. Usually the comments are suspended on them because they’re so dodgy. I must have slipped through!
They are the worst con! Really annoys me when I see twatty influencers saying ‘give my girl xxxxx a follow’ ffs. As if they even know what forex stands for
Haha and there is always some carbon cut out blond girl or greasy looking guy in a Lambo saying how easy it it but plays down any kind of risk or loss. If it was that easy then we’d all be millionaires 
The eye browsChaz has a new jacket that's his day sorted. Probably got it on as they were about to go to her sisters she doesn't speak to
he's morphing into lauren!!I saw one of these posts on her grid and the top comment was "you don't even follow that person"They are the worst con! Really annoys me when I see twatty influencers saying ‘give my girl xxxxx a follow’ ffs. As if they even know what forex stands for
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