It would seem the dear departed Jake was a HUSSY .... apparently had many women on the go .... and our thick lozzzaaa thinks she was the important one
among the long line of
in his life .... she was nothing but a mere bed notch to this bloke, along with MANY ` MANY!!! ` others ... reminds me of the old east end funerals, where a ` jack the lad ` died, and all his TARTS turned up, wailing .... crying, filling up the church with stale fag, hairspray, cheap perfume aromas wafting in the air, with their bleach blond, bright red extremely, crispy backcombed hair .... their aged faces, caked with too much slap, lipstick on their teeth, coughing all through the church service, clearing their phlegmy throats ... tight mini skirts, varicose veined legs in cheap stilettoes ( grew up in the east end, such fond memories, some amazing characters
) ... hate to break it to you .... lozzzzz ..... you're nothing but one in a LOOOOONGGG list of ` an x criminal ..... wanna be .... ganstas TART `
.... ` NUFINK SPESUUUHAL `
...... ( I cant wait to see the next bloke she TRAPS .... because we all know, she WONT stay single for long
)