Lauren Goodger #69 Time to put down your phone and walk away, instead take Larose to the park to play.

[Rita Chevrolet]

What’s utterly heartbreaking is Larose won’t look anything like her mum because Lauren keeps changing her face. She already mainly looks like daddy so her mothers resemblance won’t be there at all. And she’ll be wanting face work herself by the time she’s 16 and using filters herself once she gets her own phone.. absolutely tragic woman raising a daughter , and as awful as this sounds Lorena didn’t deserve a life with her as her mother. I imagine larose would have been jealous growing up with her as well as she’s treated like an accessory to mum so would defo feel pushed out with the new baby having been home.

SCRUNCHIE BYG SO SOFT SO BEWFUL SO bleeping TRAGIC

Imagine if Lorena had looked more like Lozza rather than like old .5 as Laorse does? Poor little thing would have certainly been left out or simply packed off to her Father as happenned to Lozza.

 

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Roddy Alves face

 

[TheDarkling]

They allowing comments on the lip debacle on Daily Fail…

OverlyMeh must be a scrunchie, show yourself!

Some corkers on there, we’re not alone scrunchies.

 

[Emmie81]

I’m gonna say it cos it’s frigging offending me (in the sweetest way) but there’s one sentence a lot of tattlers keep saying and I eye roll the lot of you who say it … “she’s nearly 40” - she’s not 36 yet.
If I was 36, 37 or even 38 and they was to say I was nearly 40, they’d get the swiftest Fanny kick

I’m back in the room… she’s a bleep

*fully prepares that everyone will sign off with “she’s nearly 40”

 

[TheDarkling]

I’m gonna say it cos it’s frigging offending me (in the sweetest way) but there’s one sentence a lot of tattlers keep saying and I eye roll the lot of you who say it … “she’s nearly 40” - she’s not 36 yet.
If I was 36, 37 or even 38 and they was to say I was nearly 40, they’d get the swiftest Fanny kick

I’m back in the room… she’s a bleep

*fully prepares that everyone will sign off with “she’s nearly 40”

A dagger to my heart every time I’ve seen it written here as I am hares breadth away from 40 but I don’t act like a prepubescent delinquent so it’s all good

 

[geordiegirl]

We still don’t know what kicked off that night after the funeral but find it a bit sad that Chaz or his family hasn’t got Lorenas ashes, just her and now they’re tattooed into her… he was her dad and he does obvs dote on Laorse

 

[Crowbag]

I wonder if we can move Lauren back to her original spot now or if she needs to remain in the quieter threads?

Please back to the original placing. In my 'umble opinion.
Just saw the mod reply so scrap what I just wrote!!

Anyway.
Loz is nearly 40.

 

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New thread (added in existing thread as advised by Mods):

Lauren Goodger #70 Playing with Laorse is too much hassle, so Loz turned her lips into a bouncy castle

Congratulations to @Crowbag on the new thread title 👏 and apologies to @TheDarkling who had a suggestion that scored a little higher but was too long to fit - I did try and trim it down but with no joy. Quick recap: • Still confusion as to her outpouring of grief after the death of her ex Jake...

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