Congratulations to @Crowbag on the new thread title 
and apologies to @TheDarkling who had a suggestion that scored a little higher but was too long to fit - I did try and trim it down but with no joy.
Quick recap:
• Still confusion as to her outpouring of grief after the death of her ex Jake after it seemed their relationship was toxic and ended badly. Cases of mistaken identity of his ‘secret gf’ - seems it was not Big Loz or her mate Chloe Henny but could have been one of many.
• She has finally started to take Larose out of the house more, and to child friendly activities like soft play
rather than the nail salon! Sadly she then announced that the baby was sick with chicken pox/hand, foot and mouth, some other contagious infection which only needed investigating when Loz herself was feeling poorly, and of course after she would have spread it round Essex. Turns out there was nothing wrong with them - could this have been a tactic to stop Chaz.5 having contact with her?
• She had a tattoo on her wrist (Groundhog Day) in memory of Lorena using some of her ashes and felt it appropriate to show it off in a pair of leopard print pants…
• Big Loz Yoda speak has returned: “I think a doctor we need now”, “You buy from supermarket” along with many attention seeking inspirational quotes
• Normal service has resumed in Loz land - so time for more fillers and botox, sunbeds and many, many photoshopped selfies. This seems to have finally silenced the grief tourists and pearl clutchers.
and apologies to @TheDarkling who had a suggestion that scored a little higher but was too long to fit - I did try and trim it down but with no joy.Quick recap:
• Still confusion as to her outpouring of grief after the death of her ex Jake after it seemed their relationship was toxic and ended badly. Cases of mistaken identity of his ‘secret gf’ - seems it was not Big Loz or her mate Chloe Henny but could have been one of many.
• She has finally started to take Larose out of the house more, and to child friendly activities like soft play
rather than the nail salon! Sadly she then announced that the baby was sick with chicken pox/hand, foot and mouth, some other contagious infection which only needed investigating when Loz herself was feeling poorly, and of course after she would have spread it round Essex. Turns out there was nothing wrong with them - could this have been a tactic to stop Chaz.5 having contact with her?• She had a tattoo on her wrist (Groundhog Day) in memory of Lorena using some of her ashes and felt it appropriate to show it off in a pair of leopard print pants…
• Big Loz Yoda speak has returned: “I think a doctor we need now”, “You buy from supermarket” along with many attention seeking inspirational quotes
• Normal service has resumed in Loz land - so time for more fillers and botox, sunbeds and many, many photoshopped selfies. This seems to have finally silenced the grief tourists and pearl clutchers.
as long as Bewful Yung Gurl keeps up the source material 
xx 
! I can’t stop looking at her lips and her nose looks really odd now too. Like just why? Why is this even a priority? I am baffled!
" ( Yoda voice, mixed with an injection of Neanderthal ... ` grunt ... grunt .... scratch ` ) ..... turn in football me is 
you plank 
she might as well share ‘your stunnin’ you are cos you talk pure 
