The lips should fly off like the eagle eyebrows.
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...and be more usual as a hot air balloon lol
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Lauren Goodger #69 Time to put down your phone and walk away, instead take Larose to the park to play.
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...and be more usual as a hot air balloon lol
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Jesus. I choked when I saw her latest face. She is hideous, like something from American Horror Story - the carny season. She is something you want to stare at but don't want to stare at!
Larose must get a fright everytime she see's her mother's face. Poor bairn has no chance.
Larose must get a fright everytime she see's her mother's face. Poor bairn has no chance.
She's never learnt that she needs to Photoshop the mirror image as well
Does she think face bleeping the camera like that is sexy? Because it ain’t. I’ve seen dead fish with more life in their eyes.Jesus wept (and he really did). Just WTF? I dropped my mum and dad off to Carnival earlier (my nutty dredd dad is nearly 80, stole the mic and got a standing ovation), whilst overdosing on curried goat, rum, dumplings and 3 ounces of weed on him. My dad never ceases to amaze me (Happy Carnival everybody!!!!
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You’re a thirty something muvva not an early twenties influencer (even if you think you are in your head). Grow the duck up, Lauren.
DM article isn’t really allowing comments and hers is top
Story. I bleeping ate her. Poor babies having her asa mother. Also she still looks like an ultimate catfish and should be on that show
Story. I bleeping ate her. Poor babies having her asa mother. Also she still looks like an ultimate catfish and should be on that show
Been viewing this thread the last couple of weeks. I really cannot believe she is proudly showing off those lips. They look horrendous and painful 
She clearly is not in her right mind at the moment and I wonder if anyone should even have agreed to doing treatments on her.
She clearly is not in her right mind at the moment and I wonder if anyone should even have agreed to doing treatments on her.
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Which house she alluding to? The one she’s reportedly moved out of or the one she’s allegedly moved into?
Ergh, 2 bits of quartz, a candle and 2 handfuls of singed sage and she’s acting like a bloody new age shaman. She’s blatantly bought the sage off of Amazon3 for £9.99.
Oh do duck off the Daily Fail! 
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Lauren Goodger has cosmetic treatment and discusses 'road of recovery'
The former TOWIE star, 35, cut a stylish figure in a black long-sleeved top and matching trousers while beaming within Cosmessex beauty salon in Brentwood.
All these guys must be saying everyday to him…… and you proposed to this…
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They all look like a load of absolute spanners! Was the one in the white shirt Andrew Lloyd-Webber's love child?
Pass the sick bag! 
The IG grieving mother poster girl influencer / she makes me so angry! Poor Lorena, that low life mother of hers doesn’t give a tit
50 days
Be afraid , be very afraid. We are going to get bombed by a zillion selfies now of her soft , pretty look 
One in bed in the morning I reckon!
One in bed in the morning I reckon!
She'll be waiting for all the "you look gurgus hun" in her comments.Be afraid , be very afraid. We are going to get bombed by a zillion selfies now of her soft , pretty look
One in bed in the morning I reckon!
Love the pic of Mark and his mates. "Are these jeans tight enough?" "Nah size down two more at least pal".
"OK, what about the shirt?" "Hold on mate I'll ask the assistant...excuse me love, is there anyway of making this look smaller and tighter? Yeah, small and tight love, that's it. Right, can you show me where your loafers are"? Regular everyday socks? Nah we won't be needing those, sweetheart".
"OK, what about the shirt?" "Hold on mate I'll ask the assistant...excuse me love, is there anyway of making this look smaller and tighter? Yeah, small and tight love, that's it. Right, can you show me where your loafers are"? Regular everyday socks? Nah we won't be needing those, sweetheart".
Ah, hark at the middle aged desperadoes!
Manboys, manspreading in their too tight slightly shiny naff clothes.
Unable to bend their elbows and knees easily, and with squished tight tiny testicles popping out at each side from the sheer force of fabric under extreme pressure.
Identikit hair cuts, teefs and skin.
Sad desperate pillocks.
More hairspray than brains amongst the lot of them l.
It looks like a convention of weather readers from the local news.
Manboys, manspreading in their too tight slightly shiny naff clothes.
Unable to bend their elbows and knees easily, and with squished tight tiny testicles popping out at each side from the sheer force of fabric under extreme pressure.
Identikit hair cuts, teefs and skin.
Sad desperate pillocks.
More hairspray than brains amongst the lot of them l.
It looks like a convention of weather readers from the local news.
OK so the pics in the salon she looks OK
The ones at home ...HORROR
Does she seriously believe this is a good look??.
The ones at home ...HORROR
Does she seriously believe this is a good look??.
Greasy sausages
I’ve always said I wouldn’t run for my life… but let me tell you, I just frickin ran here at the speed of light!!
Boomerangs
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