Hope the new, baboons arse, lips don’t prevent fat arse Goodyear from sinking a couple of Sunday dinners later. Don’t want the BYG wasting away.
Lauren Goodger #69 Time to put down your phone and walk away, instead take Larose to the park to play.
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I don’t know how the BYG copes with it….. Imagine thinking you look like that and then every time you see your reflection realising you don’t…. It’s gotta stingHer face is so thin in this picI can’t cope with it, the sheer delusion.
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“ you buy at supermarket” what an ass, now she has lips that look like an inflatable raft”
Right who called it? The inflated lip "good morning" selfie 
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Omg they look awful. How is she looking at this pic and seeing anything other than over the top filler and filters. Wowzas. Self obsessed twunt.Right who called it? The inflated lip "good morning" selfie
Pom - in one pic you can add an eagle and a baboon
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The sad part is there are often so many! It actually makes my skin crawl thinking how many people fawn over her on SM like they know her personally and are best friends. ‘So strong babe’
‘Beautiful lady inside and out’
DA FUQ?!
Anybody who still comments things like that after the past few weeks of BYG antics needs their head examining.
I’ve never understood this look because it reminds me of someone being moody and miserable. Like when kids are angry they can’t have sweets, they do the pout. I was led to believe a beautiful smile was a compliment not a moody mouthRight who called it? The inflated lip "good morning" selfie
That was meRight who called it? The inflated lip "good morning" selfie
she’s so predictable . It’s not over yet lol. We will have loads by the end of the day Not even 8.45am and she’s already taken selfies of her migrated Russians and putting the originals through FaceApp
You are nearly 40 lozza ffs 🫤
This needs adding to the new face list. She wishes she looked like that. She looks so utterly broken ehRight who called it? The inflated lip "good morning" selfie
The new lips are absolutely disgusting.
Surely she must know… as she is filtering and editing and changing her face she must think duck me what have I done ! Well any sane person would.
In Lozzas world she looks more like her filtered photos than the pap photos
Surely she must know… as she is filtering and editing and changing her face she must think duck me what have I done ! Well any sane person would.
In Lozzas world she looks more like her filtered photos than the pap photos
What’s utterly heartbreaking is Larose won’t look anything like her mum because Lauren keeps changing her face. She already mainly looks like daddy so her mothers resemblance won’t be there at all. And she’ll be wanting face work herself by the time she’s 16 and using filters herself once she gets her own phone.. absolutely tragic woman raising a daughter , and as awful as this sounds Lorena didn’t deserve a life with her as her mother. I imagine larose would have been jealous growing up with her as well as she’s treated like an accessory to mum so would defo feel pushed out with the new baby having been home.
SCRUNCHIE BYG SO SOFT SO BEWFUL SO bleeping TRAGIC
SCRUNCHIE BYG SO SOFT SO BEWFUL SO bleeping TRAGIC
Looking at the positives if you turn her upside down she'll look the same
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Those lips are a criminal offence
I wonder if we can move Lauren back to her original spot now or if she needs to remain in the quieter threads?
I am currently laying on a sun Lounger on my dream holiday and just showed that photo to my loz despising bf. His response “who is that?”Right who called it? The inflated lip "good morning" selfie
whereis this placed now? Was itmoved due to the baby?
I don't think so yet, it's only just stopped being a headache this week here.
Mods just want an easy life, we'd rather not have to get involved!
Had one that walked at 9 months, the latest one is nearly two and he only started a couple of months ago.
Agree pretty sure at the time this was done she was moaning that the papers made her bum look smaller as well?! Never happy!
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I know it's already been said, but I can't believe her face is her focus right now. Ridicule of the vain fucker aside, she could seriously do with some counseling.
And what kind of circus agrees to inject an already bloated and distorted face to sausage proportions? Even WITH filters it's grotesque.
GET SOME bleeping THERAPY!
And what kind of circus agrees to inject an already bloated and distorted face to sausage proportions? Even WITH filters it's grotesque.
GET SOME bleeping THERAPY!
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