Well she's probably been through all the emotions and she'll be up and down for a while. However I think she must've felt safe enough with that woman accompanying her and having the cameras around. Ch'Arg is dozy, but not thick enough to attack her again in front of that many witnesses
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The hair dressers was probably for the forthcoming exclusive 
When my BIL was accused of DV by his psyco ex wife, he was labeled guilty by everyone. Majority of family friends/friends/work friends instantly assumed he had hit her. She had a split lip, bruising around the cheek bone and under the eye. Looked pretty nasty. After a lot of police questioning, a lot of statements, character assessment and statements from family that seemed to go on forever, eventually the truth came out that she had twatted herself in the face by throwing herself down the stairs. Honestly, a real Gone Girl that one.
I can see how easy it is to to instantly assume. I can appreciate that. Also interesting to read a few comments on here that don’t seem to see an issue with the possibility of Lauren hit him first. Violence is wrong, period. Regardless who hits who first. Women don’t deserve abuse, and neither do men.
I can see how easy it is to to instantly assume. I can appreciate that. Also interesting to read a few comments on here that don’t seem to see an issue with the possibility of Lauren hit him first. Violence is wrong, period. Regardless who hits who first. Women don’t deserve abuse, and neither do men.
I don't know the facts.
For example - what if she swung at him, he turned to avoid her and she ran in to his elbow or shoulder? Same bruise. That's attempted violence but from loz.
What if she was cuddling laorse, who was playing, swung her head back and clipped loz in the face? Same bruise. Complete accident.
Or of course Charlie could be entirely to blame.
Or both of them.
I'm just trying to say there are so many variables.
I agree.
Whenever she's photographed / videoed unsmiling before, she just looks angry, sneery, disgusted at something, grumpy etc.
These ones are different. She genuinely looks disengaged and empty.
Yes, as PP has just pointed out, you get the odd psycho woman but these are statistically very low, thank duck!
This is no accident such as walked into a door/tripped into an elbow/dog tripped her up/Larose twatted her by mistake. The police were called. They had reason to make an arrest. Due process dictates the police can't do this without basis. I highly doubt Big Loz sat down and thought, ' hmmm my day's been a bit boring, I know, I'll spice it up by making up a lie, wasting police time and putting myself in jeopardy of prosecution, and do it all in the public eye when appearances mean everything to me haha what a laugh it will be!' .....she'd just buried her kid! I'm going with the most likely and logical school of thought on this one.
Only statically low as men dont report due to being ashamed/embarrassment, scared they will not be believed
Hmmm. There’s no real way of knowing that but it is a valid theory. However the occasions when women make false claims and turn out to have injured themselves to stitch up a man, are very rare.
I can believe this, we didn’t know for years with my BIL. He was ashamed. Sad really.
Twice the fat duck it once was. Looks as though Lauren Goodger is turning in to Lauren Goodyear, with more spare tyres than Quick Fix. Bet the tubby fat fucker has a Dunkin DonutsI would hardly describe her as half the person she was
(too soon to make jokes?)
platinum card. Probably the black eye is from running in to the donut shop door.As is your right.
I'm simply providing viable alternatives, as you asked my thought process.
Although as loz spends 99% of her life inventing nonsense to pass off as gospel I'm not convinced by your reasoning!
Anyway.
Moving on.
I think she let herself go a loooooong time ago!!!! She’s been a mess since MW binned her off and that was years ago. I really hope these past few weeks have given her a kick up her fat arse that she desperately needs and sorts her life out but I highly doubt it will 
Im going with one of 2 options
Option 1
charlie was involved ( Columbian Carlos)
They had a screaming match
She screams and pokes louder and starts on him with slaps and piercing whines
He sees rage and smacks her back
Option 2
The whole tit storm is a tale for rent and relevance
i am going with option 2 - I just don’t believe any of it
Option 1
charlie was involved ( Columbian Carlos)
They had a screaming match
She screams and pokes louder and starts on him with slaps and piercing whines
He sees rage and smacks her back
Option 2
The whole tit storm is a tale for rent and relevance
i am going with option 2 - I just don’t believe any of it
Option 2 for me too there’s too many holes in her story
when I keep reading about this situation, for some reason my mind switches to Tracey Andrews - I don’t know why.
had a quick re-read of the story and lo and behold, in the story is a link to Lauren’s current situation
now obvs I’m not talking murder …. or anything on that scale … but why woild the trashbloids connect the two
*im probably showing my age by remembering that crime.
had a quick re-read of the story and lo and behold, in the story is a link to Lauren’s current situation
now obvs I’m not talking murder …. or anything on that scale … but why woild the trashbloids connect the two
*im probably showing my age by remembering that crime.
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Has she pissed off OK mag? They normally use her filtered photos
This is a bit muchTwice the fat duck it once was. Looks as though Lauren Goodger is turning in to Lauren Goodyear, with more spare tyres than Quick Fix. Bet the tubby fat fucker has a Dunkin Donuts
Hey had to register to comment when I see this post! I actually was on holiday at the same time as that crazy blonde b**ch, my god she was the moodiest cow ever! I was only 11 and at that age I noticed it! He was all smiles and was a very good looking man. There was no surprises she did what she did!
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