Lauren Goodger #61 Floppy face, floppy fanny, where the heck is Crack Granny?

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I don’t even know what this is but Lozza feels the need to post it before shoving it in her gob

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Some unhappy punters. Seems she doesn’t upload to her OF anymore, these weirdos mostly rely on IG or DM…

but selling pants now….. £300!!!! bleeping hells bells.
 
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Oh dear God. What is she eating now? I take it this is just hers? 🤣
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Some crappy waffle with ice cream and white chocolate shavings by the look of it. No wonder she’s the size of two houses. No doubt it’s a treat after another tough day in the life of “Woe is me I’m BYG”

I’m just leaving this here:



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Just a little bedtime snack for La’Orsummink, got to keep stuffing the poor girl so her obese mummy can have precious time to post on OF and bask in her own self importance grease and filth. Who in the duck would send that to someone anyway? What a life to beg food which looks like my dog threw it up, ate it again and then shat it out
Oh dear God. What is she eating now? I take it this is just hers? 🤣
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Them knickers looks like it has a smudge of discharge on it 🤮🤮😂 how low and disgusting. I’m not knocking anyone’s hustle by the way, if you sell your knickers etc to put food on the table etc then good for you.

But ffs she has come from Reality TV, she has been put onto a platform to excel herself and all she has done since Towie was that fake tan and a few reality shows. She isn’t a business woman, she can just about articulate what she says.. she really is dim 🙈

At this point no disrespect but she might aswell go on Universal Credit 😂🤣 she obviously doesn’t want to get a proper job. I wonder if she is on UC. Who knows.
 
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Those knickers looked like they had stains on them the dirty mare 🤦‍♀️

Haha I wonder if some desperado bought a pair and gets them out to sniff 🤣
 
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Those knickers looked like they had stains on them the dirty mare 🤦‍♀️

Haha I wonder if some desperado bought a pair and gets them out to sniff 🤣
Some saddo probably did …. 🤣 probably had a good wank an all 😂😂😂🤣🤮
 
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Oh dear God. What is she eating now? I take it this is just hers? 🤣
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FFS. I’m 34 weeks into my pregacy and I’m currently awake with the most horrendous heartburn. I’m nowhere near as big as her so I have no idea where she is putting all this chocolate dessert crap away to at this time of night!! I could only manage a small dinner of roast chicken and salad (no grated cheese on mine thank you), and now I can’t sleep. She is an eating machine!!
 
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She's got around 789k followers on IG & the best she can post up is some beggy tin foil container full of camel vomit. She can't even be arsed to write something with it. Does she really think she is that interesting & relevant as an 'influencer??'
 
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She's got around 789k followers on IG & the best she can post up is some beggy tin foil container full of camel vomit. She can't even be arsed to write something with it. Does she really think she is that interesting & relevant as an 'influencer??'
Yes. Yes, she does think that.
 
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Why aren't people unfollowing her? Who are these 789k people (well, probably 300k after bots and fake accounts) that are still looking at her stupid face and feeling "influenced"?

I wonder if some people consider her "accessible" because she's such a total chav? i.e. they will never know or be friends with a proper celeb because they have lots of money and other celeb friends and are above us plebs - but with people like Lauren I really think tat there are a lot of totally deluded people who continue to watch their lives play out purely because they think that they are more "normal" and accessible and that there is some actual potential to meet and be mates with them on a base level...?
 
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Some saddo probably did …. 🤣 probably had a good wank an all 😂😂😂🤣🤮
There were some posts from punters who were shocked at the £300 asking price and said they wouldn’t pay more than £25 😂

And that’s BYG all over. Pound shop by name, pound shop by nature 😂
 
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It's just a relationship of convenience
Sounds like skanky and her sink boy, the only difference is that SB has not knocked-up skanks to involve two poor kids in their disgusting charade

Oh dear God. What is she eating now? I take it this is just hers? 🤣
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Whatever that is you'd think she'd have the grace to take it out of the tinfoil packaging before photographing it for the delight of her thousands of FANS!
 
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Hahahaha someone’s getting despo to pay the rent this month! I’ve reported her account for the Only Fans link and as others have said, she was on there yesterday 🤮

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Sounds like skanky and her sink boy, the only difference is that SB has not knocked-up skanks to involve two poor kids in their disgusting charade


Whatever that is you'd think she'd have the grace to take it out of the tinfoil packaging before photographing it for the delight of her thousands of FANS!
Anything to save on the effort of putting a plate in a dishwasher or, heaven forbid, wash up. Probably using a plastic spoon or just her hand to scoop it up into her gob. Lazy bleep.
 
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Her selling those stained bloomers are one of the dirtiest things I’ve ever seen 🤢 she’s a good breeding ground for thrush to thrive.
 
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Is she actually for real? Seen what’s on her Amazon wish list 😂

My god she’s such a beggy bleep.
 
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