Lauren Goodger #61 Floppy face, floppy fanny, where the heck is Crack Granny?

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I genuinely believe she got her back for the Mother’s Day magazine shoot when Chaz was MIA and then booted her out as soon as he came back. She has such a transient relationship with her family, I imagine they can’t cope with being part of the Lauren show for any length of time before needing a break!
Yes, so do I. It was just too convenient that mum came to stay over Mother's Day. It made for a twee photoshoot and it meant nothing. A bit like the relationship Loz has with her mother (Which BTW I actually feel sorry for her about. My mother never wanted another child and when I came alone she spent my entire life letting me know and I spent my childhood trying to please her and my adulthood trying not to be her - So, I give Loz a pass here)
 
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I think she’s had Lasecondporkchop, but gonna keep it quiet so people don’t question her impeccable math skills 🙄
Absolutely no chance! BYG would never give up the chance to beg a full party setup complete with beige/sweetcorn buffet AND to display her ‘togetherness’ with Ch’Arg. She’ll be all active ++++ on bewful baby gels fest berffday
 
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Oh my god I’m howling 😂
He’ll be uploading this to his OF. ‘Bent over for ya. Imagine yerself behind this’
“Imagine yerself behind this”

Ah Chaz, you bloody bet I do my babe…

I wish to be so bleeping far behind you that not even the smallest glint of light is shinning off of your hilariously massive bleached turkeyteef
 
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“Imagine yerself behind this”

Ah Chaz, you bloody bet I do my babe…

I wish to be so bleeping far behind you that not even the smallest glint of light is shinning off of your hilariously massive bleached turkeyteef
If my man done gay for pay he would b kicked to the curb. What a weird relationship. She flashes her gash and he's gay for pay. How can there be any love and respect there. It's actually disgusting
 
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If my man done gay for pay he would b kicked to the curb. What a weird relationship. She flashes her gash and he's gay for pay. How can there be any love and respect there. It's actually disgusting
It's just a relationship of convenience
 
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If my man done gay for pay he would b kicked to the curb. What a weird relationship. She flashes her gash and he's gay for pay. How can there be any love and respect there. It's actually disgusting
Their relationship does seem very transactional. Like I think someone mentioned earlier that his happy his just got somewhere to live 😂

I knew a girl who used to do cam work, she did well with it. She managed to entice her boyfriend to do it with her and she said it killed the relationship. Killed their intimacy, because when they were off camera, it felt like they were still being watched and still doing things for show, and he was getting all sort of requests from men and women and she said it put her off.

So it does baffle me that Lasecondcoming was actually conceived. Or perhaps it’s a true miracle, an immaculate conception. Because to be brutally honest, I would rather a flaming red hot poker near my vulvarine, then the thought of Chaz with his drawers down coming at me.
 
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These morons only care about the £££ and being 'flash'.

These kids will be paraded around like an accessory and then ignored once they can fend for themselves.

Loz will just see the two young girls as competition. The teenage years will be brutal I reckon.. Loz will be approaching 50 and probably be so plastic she could go in a recycle bin 🤷
 
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These morons only care about the £££ and being 'flash'.

These kids will be paraded around like an accessory and then ignored once they can fend for themselves.

Loz will just see the two young girls as competition. The teenage years will be brutal I reckon.. Loz will be approaching 50 and probably be so plastic she could go in a recycle bin 🤷
Bleak outlook really. Poor things. Not even a decent grandmother to guide them or support them, nor with crackgranny sniffing about. What about Chaz’s mum? What’s the deal with her?
 
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Well she was on OF yesterday and has been on a few times lately. Charlie is always on too. Rent must be due soon and no one’s buying their old gross pictures they keep selling mo the after they’ve been taken??
What is Goodger doing on Only Fans this pregnant?? I can't imagine how she is appearing provocative or remotely sexy. Any photos??

If my man done gay for pay he would b kicked to the curb. What a weird relationship. She flashes her gash and he's gay for pay. How can there be any love and respect there. It's actually disgusting
What does she actually show on OF?
 
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What is Goodger doing on Only Fans this pregnant?? I can't imagine how she is appearing provocative or remotely sexy. Any photos??


What does she actually show on OF?
There’s a huge market for pregnancy porn. I’d say all her followers are men with a pregnancy fetish. Probably the reason she got knocked up again so quick.
 
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If my man done gay for pay he would b kicked to the curb. What a weird relationship. She flashes her gash and he's gay for pay. How can there be any love and respect there. It's actually disgusting
Nah he’s straight for teef
 
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What is Goodger doing on Only Fans this pregnant?? I can't imagine how she is appearing provocative or remotely sexy. Any photos??


What does she actually show on OF?
Someone last year uploaded a video of all her content. Mostly bent over crack on display. Pic of her holding her knickers up for sale. A lot of same old crap she posts on her Instagram of her on hotels and skimpy underwear. She once said she would never show nipples as it’s for her man but she apparently tries to sell these pics to her followers once h become a member.

There’s another forum that discusses OF and more porn chat and they talked about how Goodgers is a waste of money and they mock how she looks now and how much filtering goes on in her pics.

There was one last year after laOrse was born wheee she said I’m on all fours naked and u can see from the behind all. And “picture yourself behind me” 😂😂. And she said it was a newly taken pic.
 
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There's a few early shots on this site. Some of the comments though. He is definitely bisexual by the sounds of it and Lozza apparently made him delete most of his early content somebody said. You can just browse. Just type in his name and Leaked Only Fans. The comments are vomit inducing especially the talk of Ch'Arg and another bloke in the shower so enter at your own peril. I feel a bit 🤢!!
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Someone last year uploaded a video of all her content. Mostly bent over crack on display. Pic of her holding her knickers up for sale. A lot of same old crap she posts on her Instagram of her on hotels and skimpy underwear. She once said she would never show nipples as it’s for her man but she apparently tries to sell these pics to her followers once h become a member.

There’s another forum that discusses OF and more porn chat and they talked about how Goodgers is a waste of money and they mock how she looks now and how much filtering goes on in her pics.

There was one last year after laOrse was born wheee she said I’m on all fours naked and u can see from the behind all. And “picture yourself behind me” 😂😂. And she said it was a newly taken pic.
I’ve literally just found the forum where she’s discussed. I took one for the team, think I’ll need a couple of shots of absinthe to knock those posts from my memory… blergh

anyhoo…

to sum it up, punters are pissed off that her only fans is a bit of a con. She’s been seen out in the wild by some of her subscribers, and they feel conned. Her content is poor and they claim she posts better content on IG.

apparently a lot of bending over and attempting to twerk. No nips = dismayed subscribers.

that board hasn’t had any messages since Oct 2021 and there’s a pic of her apparently BF laporkchop.

Going to go have a lie down now…

 
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There's a few early shots on this site. Some of the comments though. He is definitely bisexual by the sounds of it and Lozza apparently made him delete most of his early content somebody said. You can just browse. Just type in his name and Leaked Only Fans. The comments are vomit inducing especially the talk of Ch'Arg and another bloke in the shower so enter at your own peril. I feel a bit 🤢!!
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Sick sick man. They deserve each other. Two sick fat bastards together. As long as she is bringing the rent and food that heffer will stay. She is being used. Think she genuinely has feelings but he doesn't and she knows she won't get anyone else. They will never be happy. On and off for years and him cheating. Dont know how anyone would want to shag him. Imagine meeting, I would think he wasa bleeping murderer with them eyes. Imagine missionary and them eyes looking at you 🤢🤢 when next creepy eyes is here. There will be three of the fuckers. Imagine having a meal out and the four of them come in killer bubbas , killer dad and ting tong
 
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Bleak outlook really. Poor things. Not even a decent grandmother to guide them or support them, nor with crackgranny sniffing about. What about Chaz’s mum? What’s the deal with her?
These morons only care about the £££ and being 'flash'.

These kids will be paraded around like an accessory and then ignored once they can fend for themselves.

Loz will just see the two young girls as competition. The teenage years will be brutal I reckon.. Loz will be approaching 50 and probably be so plastic she could go in a recycle bin 🤷
Her arse is the size of a wheelie bin now.
 
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I’ve literally just found the forum where she’s discussed. I took one for the team, think I’ll need a couple of shots of absinthe to knock those posts from my memory… blergh

anyhoo…

to sum it up, punters are pissed off that her only fans is a bit of a con. She’s been seen out in the wild by some of her subscribers, and they feel conned. Her content is poor and they claim she posts better content on IG.

apparently a lot of bending over and attempting to twerk. No nips = dismayed subscribers.

that board hasn’t had any messages since Oct 2021 and there’s a pic of her apparently BF laporkchop.

Going to go have a lie down now…

It took me months to get over that forum 😂😂
 
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Their relationship does seem very transactional. Like I think someone mentioned earlier that his happy his just got somewhere to live 😂

I knew a girl who used to do cam work, she did well with it. She managed to entice her boyfriend to do it with her and she said it killed the relationship. Killed their intimacy, because when they were off camera, it felt like they were still being watched and still doing things for show, and he was getting all sort of requests from men and women and she said it put her off.

So it does baffle me that Lasecondcoming was actually conceived. Or perhaps it’s a true miracle, an immaculate conception. Because to be brutally honest, I would rather a flaming red hot poker near my vulvarine, then the thought of Chaz with his drawers down coming at me.
It’s really strange as at the start of their relationship and throughout her first pregnancy there were loads of gushing posts about each other, how they loved each other etc and always posting about going out for dinner etc (even if it was filtered to duck or in staged paparazzi shots). Now there’s nothing. They’re clearly still together at the moment as they appear in each other’s posts for those begged holidays or in the background of each other shots about food or La’Orse but there is zero affection or any semblance of an actual true relationship.

I agree with what others have said- she has feelings but has been hurt and feels she needs to keep him otherwise she’s a single mother and wouldn’t be able to cope. He is clearly not interested and is only there for the roof over his head and the kids. So they just exist with each other. Quite sad actually!
 
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It took me months to get over that forum 😂😂
It’s like a car crash, desperately try not to look, but I can’t help but look and reading the comments and laugh! Some of the blokes really put out at the money they’ve wasted subscribing to her 🤣
 
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