Lauren Goodger #58 She a lump, he a tool, poor La'horse freezing in the pool

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A 9 month old would only need about a third of that portion. Even then, maybe wouldn’t eat it all.

CHRIST
 
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Ducks sake Lauren - pasta again????? For the love of god give her a pasta night off poor kid... It's even put me off the planned pasta I have for tea. But I didn't eat pasta yesterday. Or the day before. Or even the day before before ....
 
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He will have the Roy Cropper bag and jacket next xx

This is the pic from his next interview with OK x

 
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That is a big portion even for a 5 year old child let alone a 9 month old baby! And where is the veg?! No wonder Ch’arg is pushing 19stone! Jeez!
She narrates the pics of her food like she’s a bloody gourmet chef. All you’ve done, you lazy bastard, is open a packet of salmon, a jar of ready made sauce and boiled a shit load of pasta. You’re hardly Nigella.

Is it any wonder Chaz and La’Orse are the size they are with portions like that for a baby?!
 
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That is a big portion even for a 5 year old child let alone a 9 month old baby! And where is the veg?! No wonder Ch’arg is pushing 19stone! Jeez!
I'd struggle to eat that much, genuinely.
That's for a 9 month year old??
 
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That is a big portion even for a 5 year old child let alone a 9 month old baby! And where is the veg?! No wonder Ch’arg is pushing 19stone! Jeez!
Crikey that’s a big plate of food for an 8 month year old….

I’m not a parent but I just feel such despair for this little mite, loaded up on carbs so her slob of a mother can doss about facefucking herself. Just makes me sad. That poor soul doesn’t stand a chance in that house being forcefed with illiterate immoral parents, and soon to be Laforgottenabout when her sister arrives, especially if she has blue eyes. Not that it’ll matter, she’ll just fatten the second babe up too!
 
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She thinks she’s being elfy because she has given her salmon….. a whole salmon fillet is way to much for a baby. Why is she pretending she’s spoon feeding her too? Like we haven’t seen la’orse smothered in food.

There’s is an amazing parenting program where I am in south Essex called HENRY. It focused on healthy food habits for families. She needs this so bad. The woman is so arrogant thinking she’s a weaning expert. All she’s promoting is childhood obesity.
 
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So many questions.

Why did loz fall asleep in her hair?
How did she wake up in the hall?
Why did she wash her hair badly?
Why has charliechonk got a horse in the house?
Why is seeing your daughter the worst thing in the world?
 
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Barbapapa....
 
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Barbapapa
 
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For some reason a read that like it was a nursery rhyme ‘the old lady that swallowed a fly’

Loz .. is that you?
 
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After catching up on the thread I just had to go and watch that video... OMG just why She looked insane wearing that hospital extra large sheet and Chaz the lights are on but no one is home. They are so embarrassing....Cringed so hard it hurt
I cringed so hard my face turned inside out .

Sat stuffed into a deck chair in his beige chinos with his mangina on display….she’s done a real job on him
Mangina. Fucking hell, I'm dead
 
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