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Just dropping in to post this load of old cobblers that popped up on my FB feed.
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Lauren Goodger's face before and after surgery as Towie transformations revealed
SHE is currently pregnant with her second child, so it’s no surprise that Lauren Goodger looks completely different to how she did when she first appeared on Towie in 2010. But Lauren, now 35, has …
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Big Lozza couldn't fit in a wheelie bin if her life depended on itLauren would be better off doing this..
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(Yes, I've "wheeled" out that old meme)
Love how Bisto is still taking a crack at BYG as she mentioned that Cocomelon 
Put it away Lozza. It’s not even your real bump
No you don’t, you’re just on the beg
Put it away Lozza. It’s not even your real bump
No you don’t, you’re just on the beg
Not quite so ‘elfy when you use them to wash down a triple loaded Toby carveryLove how Bisto is still taking a crack at BYG as she mentioned that Cocomelon
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Put it away Lozza. It’s not even your real bump
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No you don’t, you’re just on the beg
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"Accidents"? She peels the spuds for dinner in a sink that Chas has been using............................................. BARF
Try this one Lozza - you might just fit in thisBig Lozza couldn't fit in a wheelie bin if her life depended on it
LaBotomy is probably at a slow simmer in it right now.
I’ve largely forgotten pretty much all pregacy advice after having a baby last year (blaming baby Brian) but aren’t you meant to avoid hot tubs and hot baths when pregnant? Or do BYG’s perfik hormones and strong Rita Ora mean it’s fine for baby gel to be boiled?
Love how Bisto is still taking a crack at BYG as she mentioned that Cocomelon
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Put it away Lozza. It’s not even your real bump
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No you don’t, you’re just on the beg
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Come on Lozza, we all know you don’t actually look like that. Your only me embarrassing yourself at this point
In uterine baby boiling is actually a recommended practice for BYGs. Keeps the skin on the incubator super tight, so the implants don’t drag on the floor.
She wouldn't fit in that, she'd need one of those Biffa bins at least.Lauren would be better off doing this..
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You did mean to say 'Baby brain' but autocorrect changed it to Brian I assume??
Comedy gold!
Profile of bisto is hilarious, especially the mouth.
Lozza#2.
Is it bisto? Looks nothing like her other photos, but they're all so photoshopped it's hard to tell!
'One of those things' - she's no better than loz to me, I don't find her funny. Just desperate old news. Trying to stay relevant by trying to wind up a nobody, is that all she has?
As for lozza painting her 'egg' stomach.
It's really hard painting over plasticine loz.
Have a fruit juice drink and behave.
That’s not her- it’s just a tiktok she shares I think- I saw it a few days ago!
Thank you! On the Greek myth theme, another similarity is that Zeus impregnated one of his many conquests by way of a golden shower, .... shower / sink... it's all porcelain bathroom related!
If only a Scrunchie lived in this house! Imagine overlooking the prison yard and seeing the Golightly’s trying the roll each other in and out of that tit spa
A tenner says it will buckle under their substantial carcasses within the week
A tenner says it will buckle under their substantial carcasses within the week
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Are those her samples for the orspitawl????Love how Bisto is still taking a crack at BYG as she mentioned that Cocomelon
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Put it away Lozza. It’s not even your real bump
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No you don’t, you’re just on the beg
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Nah! Baby Brian is an old Lozza-ism innit
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