Any woman who held down a job whilst pregnant should hang their head in shame. The BYG has had it harder than everyone else.
Tone deaf as ever
Tone deaf as ever
Lauren Goodger #56 Lozza, Lozza, wide as your prams, crocs on your feet, or should we say spams?
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I bet the pair of them get through a 32 pack of loo rolls a week 
all that food only comes out the other end lol. No need to consume what they eat
all that food only comes out the other end lol. No need to consume what they eat
BEGGING KLAXON number 1: no way did he think of and actually buy those āpregnant and lactationā tablets.View attachment 1164319illiterate as ever
BEGGING KLAXON number 2: my life is so hard, we need a holiday hint-hint-hint-hint
Transparent greedy cheeky grasping fuckers. Pontins ahoy
She's hoping for a freebie Beaches holiday like Mark & Michelle
Jay wick more her sort of placeShe's hoping for a freebie Beaches holiday like Mark & Michelle
Praying some more pictures come out when sheās close to her due date like the āwind machineā ones last year because sheās enormous now so Iād imagine sheāll be like a 3 piece suite at full term. (I wouldnāt ever mention size in pregnancy usually but LG is a weapons grade bleep so I donāt care in this instance
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To be fair ...the pretty part I am not too sure about, but, if you fell out of a tall building - as well as being somewhere to aim for - she would definitely provide a SOFT landing, I mean there is plenty of her
There's one here in this house that worked right up till a month before giving birth due to a tit doctor treating it for fibroids and arranging an hysterectomy.Any woman who held down a job whilst pregnant should hang their head in shame. The BYG has had it harder than everyone else.
Tone deaf as ever
Worked shifts at an hospital up to 2 months before bowel cancer diagnosis and subsequent operation so I don't think this fat, lazy munter really has a clue and should get off her backside and actually try living in the real world and working instead of complaining and begging.
And whilst your at it, look after that bloody child you sad pair of useless fucks.
Hahahah dying at her face!!
Who dat?
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BEGGING KLAXON! Both her and Chas have been sharing/ADVERTISING that bloody wendy house since Mothering Sunday. Who could be bothered? Just pay your way and reap the rewards of not being a walking talking clench-your-pelvic-floor-muscle reminder for all onlookers. She induces such cringing we could probably all give Sticky Vicky a run for her money.
Oh duck offā¦.the little door mat
She could of zipped the flaps up (
) ā¦. Iām talking about the igloo. Sheās given herself a new body and face in that pic.3 undeclared Ads on her stories in 24 hours. Kat the slave, the vitamins and the igloo of doom.
But who dat?
LOZZA!!
quick loz, someone's stealing your sweatdome!
THERE'S A STRANGER IN YOUR GARDEN LOZ!
She looks like a cardboard cut out - not to scale of course
Love how she has a waist and a different face in this pic. The more she does this the more annoyed I get
Thatās right!! And she gets so much attention from guys but decided to take the little 24 year old cheating immature pathetic no life hoper Charlie back. Hahahaha. And she must love knowing heās been plugging other sinks lately.BYG - bewful yung gel aka Lauren described herself as soft and pretty on Instagram where she answered peopleās questions.
She also said at the time she gets a lot of good attention
As you can see on her wiki pics she is so soft, so pretty and the most bewful yung girl to ever walk the planet.
Desperado!
Who the duck is that? Sheās having a giraffe now
Iām intrigued to know the process behind her photos. When he takes pictures of her, does she get him to do them on her phone, then whip it out his hand, retouch them to fuckery then think he wonāt notice? Or do they sit there together with him giving pointers like, āstretch your neck there a bit babe, hoik the boobs up, carve off each side of your face here, see. Add on some hair over that earā? Does she acknowledge any of it? Verbally? Itās such a carry on.
I dip in now and again. So glad I'm not the only who noticed the no bib thing. It's okay though because it's probably all #gifted!! Poor kid is alway filthy! How is she going to look after 2 of themAnother cracking thread title from @FlirtyThirty - congratulations
Quick roundup:
ā¢ She did a photoshoot in a cheap, flimsy swimsuit and looked a right state.
ā¢ There is still no YouTube content despite suggesting she has loads to put on there.
ā¢ After showing him in the background of her Instagram videos, she confirmed with a Backgrid pap walk up and down her street that she is back with Chunky Chaz who was wearing his tight grey tracksuit again - does he have any other clothes?!
ā¢ Sheās been showing off the cordon bleu food sheās prepared for Larose which is either far too salty and high in fat, or bland and a choking hazard. Baby gel must then sit in her own filth for the rest of the day because Loz is too lazy to put a bib on her.
ā¢ Her clothes are getting worse - trackies, socks and crocs. Her hairline is crossing into werewolf territory and Clicky is not happy!
ā¢ She got the woman back toact as her slave and tidy yet more of her messorganise another room in the house whilst her and Chaz went out to stuff their faces.
Last thread can be found here:
Lauren Goodger #55 Oh dear Lozza you look a state Your jacket is pleather and your face is a plate!
New thread! Thanks @Clickbait for the new title! Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-54-queen-of-scams-fists-like-hams.27718/ As you were Scrunchies!tattle.life
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