Lauren Goodger #56 Lozza, Lozza, wide as your prams, crocs on your feet, or should we say spams?

[Clickbait]

Another cracking thread title from @FlirtyThirty - congratulations

Quick roundup:
• She did a photoshoot in a cheap, flimsy swimsuit and looked a right state.
• There is still no YouTube content despite suggesting she has loads to put on there.
• After showing him in the background of her Instagram videos, she confirmed with a Backgrid pap walk up and down her street that she is back with Chunky Chaz who was wearing his tight grey tracksuit again - does he have any other clothes?!
• She’s been showing off the cordon bleu food she’s prepared for Larose which is either far too salty and high in fat, or bland and a choking hazard. Baby gel must then sit in her own filth for the rest of the day because Loz is too lazy to put a bib on her.
• Her clothes are getting worse - trackies, socks and crocs. Her hairline is crossing into werewolf territory and Clicky is not happy!
• She got the woman back to act as her slave and tidy yet more of her mess organise another room in the house whilst her and Chaz went out to stuff their faces.

Last thread can be found here:

Lauren Goodger #55 Oh dear Lozza you look a state Your jacket is pleather and your face is a plate!

New thread! Thanks @Clickbait for the new title! Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-54-queen-of-scams-fists-like-hams.27718/ As you were Scrunchies!

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[WritersBlock]

Those staged pap shots have me creased up like used wrapping paper. The chunkiness! The socks! The crocs! The Picasso face!

And WTAF was that white stuff on that meal? Gear? Scurvy scraped from the bedsheets? Or was it, dare I say, feta cheese?

 

[smellyfootballboots]

Those staged pap shots have me creased up like used wrapping paper. The chunkiness! The socks! The crocs! The Picasso face!

And WTAF was that white stuff on that meal? Gear? Scurvy scraped from the bedsheets? Or was it, dare I say, feta cheese?

I loathe the boomerang function she uses incessantly!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I loathe the boomerang function she uses incessantly!

I loath how she thinks she soft pretty.
Actually it cracks me up a lot too because other humans see her true state and must be pissing themselves laughing when she posts her pathetic pictures where she thinks she looks soft pretty

I see moleman has released another set of Danielle Lloyds blue background pictures today. Last time he did that fattys got released a day or two later…. Hopefully we get some more laughing material tomorrrow. But fingers crossed she’s clothed!!

 

[mohawk]

Can I ask what is 'soft pretty?'

 

[Userom]

Can I ask what is 'soft pretty?'

That is how Lozza describes herself !

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Ahhh cheers guys! I do love a Lozza title win

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Can I ask what is 'soft pretty?'

I can show you what soft pretty means

 

[Blockedbyadmin]

I’ve been catching up. LOVE that they’ve said always and forever or some BS when they’ve lit just got back together. Twerps. Has he got any new clothes that fit yet? Her portion size is tit and I still don’t know how she doesn’t have GD ? Poor Labored no coat and no hat. Wankers

 

[Anna666]

" soft pretty " as shown below ( BIG lozzaasss own words ) .... awwee bless her, such a delicate PETITE specimen .... NO ONE else can compare to our BYG and her ` dainty ` features .... she's just all SOFT PRETTY

 

[Xxcxcc]

She is one ugly manly looking woman . how can she describe herself as soft and pretty. More like hard and ugly.

 

[Pom Bear]

I thought the baby was chewing on a bar of wright's coal tar soap lool x.

 

[Annie_C1888]

She just reminds me of Mama June

 

[lamaitresse]

I thought the baby was chewing on a bar of wright's coal tar soap lool x.

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Preferable to one of Lozza's #homemade meals (remember when she hashtagged that on a photo of a baquette with sweetcorn, tuna and mayo before Larose came into the world!).

 

[Blowup80]

Preferable to one of Lozza's #homemade meals (remember when she hashtagged that on a photo of a baquette with sweetcorn, tuna and mayo before Larose came into the world!).

This were the days

 

[geordiegirl]

Preferable to one of Lozza's #homemade meals (remember when she hashtagged that on a photo of a baquette with sweetcorn, tuna and mayo before Larose came into the world!).

Ah yes that could the one that was ‘handmade’ by Chaz

 

[MrsGripperStebson]

I thought the baby was chewing on a bar of wright's coal tar soap lool x.

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This has started my day off right - thanks Pom!!!! I'm craving the smell of that soap now though!

 

[mrbusiness]

I thought the baby was chewing on a bar of wright's coal tar soap lool x.

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Naturally the only toy launderstimultaed has is a bleeping toy PHONE

 

[the slosher KP]

Can I ask what is 'soft pretty?'

BYG - bewful yung gel aka Lauren described herself as soft and pretty on Instagram where she answered people’s questions.
She also said at the time she gets a lot of good attention
As you can see on her wiki pics she is so soft, so pretty and the most bewful yung girl to ever walk the planet.

 

[Sorbettolimone]

Sometimes ( not very often though!), when reading some comments I think... ouch, bit brutal, personal and harsh. But.. on balance, these opinions are a direct reaction to her constant lies, to the utter bull she spouts, which is now, potentially affecting two children. Every decision she makes, posts, wilfully exhibits in the press is fuelled by a desire for fame and money... when her motivation should be her children. Shes so self absorbed and filters every aspect she is oblivious to reality.