Lauren Goodger #55 Oh dear Lozza you look a state Your jacket is pleather and your face is a plate!

[geordiegirl]

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Lauren Goodger #54 Queen of Scams, Fists Like Hams

Congratulations to @FlirtyThirty who narrowly edged out @WordSalad to win the new thread title crown 👑 @WordSalad you should try again for the next thread as it will remain true for that one as well! (Thread #53 Post 955) Quick roundup: The YouTube video had still not arrived so she recorded...

tattle.life

As you were Scrunchies!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

The Pleather and the Plate

new title.

 

[Dont swipe up!]

The Pleather and the Plate

new title.
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The pleather plate
All the Kiev’s she ate

 

[Sunnydaze101]

The pleather plate
All the Kiev’s she ate

Dimwit is probably sad for Ukraine because she thinks there will be no more Kiev’s.

 

[bargainhunt99]

Love the new thread title. I voted for that one.

 

[Blockedbyadmin]

Dimwit is probably sad for Ukraine because she thinks there will be no more Kiev’s.

Laughed harder at that than I should have

 

[MMA69]

Laughed harder at that than I should have

Same…brilliant!!

And here she is thinking….

 

[Hootero]

Is it just me or does ‘The Plate and Pleather’ sound like a local pub she’d frequent?

 

[Lottiew1]

The Pleather and the Plate

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Eee god her hair is rotten what a clip

 

[Pom Bear]

I leave this here for now and be catching up next on Friday when I'm back from a short break to Devon. Love from Pom xx.

More screens of real Loz this time in Piccadilly Circus lol x

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

Christ almighty I’ve just seen the most awful clip of byg and mark on tik tok- I have no idea how that cretinous twit who looks like zippy with a toupee managed to not be held to account for his behaviour!





I’ve had to find it on YT to share-i hate to defend old plate face but FUUUUCK he is so mentally abusive

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Christ almighty I’ve just seen the most awful clip of byg and mark on tik tok- I have no idea how that cretinous twit who looks like zippy with a toupee managed to not be held to account for his behaviour!





I’ve had to find it on YT to share-i hate to defend old plate face but FUUUUCK he is so mentally abusive

That’s horrid. But how much of that is them and how much is producers screeching DRAMAAAAZ DAHLINGS MORE DRAMAAAAZ….because she doesn’t look bothered

 

[wrongturn]

But she’s being rotten and bitchy too…

 

[hayleybaby]

She’s almost unrecognisable in that video. I know she’s a lot younger but she hasn’t just aged, she’s got a new (moon) face entirely!

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

What IS she going on about? are word limited on IG posts now?

And who's gonna buy BYG's car. still waiting for it's top coat! (what she driving round n now, come on Lozza get to the pumps for a pap shot!)

 

[Hootero]

Christ almighty I’ve just seen the most awful clip of byg and mark on tik tok- I have no idea how that cretinous twit who looks like zippy with a toupee managed to not be held to account for his behaviour!





I’ve had to find it on YT to share-i hate to defend old plate face but FUUUUCK he is so mentally abusive

I’ve said it before but they look like they could be brother and sister. Anyone else see the resemblance?

 

[Kat_Valentine]

I’ve said it before but they look like they could be brother and sister. Anyone else see the resemblance?

It’s their big moon faces.

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

That’s horrid. But how much of that is them and how much is producers screeching DRAMAAAAZ DAHLINGS MORE DRAMAAAAZ….because she doesn’t look bothered

Yeah you have a pony- the fact sams dress changes entirely at the end.

they’re both absolute Rotters but I maintain that he treated her bleeping awfully- which arg tried to emulate with Lydia and the GC, yet somehow haven’t been pulled up on it.

 

[Intoxicating]

What IS she going on about? are word limited on IG posts now?

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And who's gonna buy BYG's car. still waiting for it's top coat! (what she driving round n now, come on Lozza get to the pumps for a pap shot!)

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she posted this nonsense earlier yesterday - a rough translation of Lozza - she loves the kid but can’t wait until it goes to bed at 7:30pm when Lozza gets her “life” back

 

[Kat_Valentine]

In BYG’s defence (which I will only do this once) I think the majority of parents feel this way

That being said, don’t know why she’s so desperate for bedtime, she just dumps the kid in a bouncer or ball out and whacks YouTube one. Most other parents are usually knackered from either looking after their kids all day (i.e actually doing stuff and interacting with them) or working a full day and then doing dinner, bath time routine.