Lauren Goodger #54 Queen of Scams, Fists Like Hams

[Clickbait]

Congratulations to @FlirtyThirty who narrowly edged out @WordSalad to win the new thread title crown

@WordSalad you should try again for the next thread as it will remain true for that one as well! (Thread #53 Post 955)

Quick roundup:
The YouTube video had still not arrived so she recorded an update even though no one gave a tit for her worried fans to claim that she has a laptop but never uses it, it needs a software update but she requires wifi to do that and she has no wifi…

She was gifted some ready meals but made another crap job of promoting them, not least because she invited her friend over to cook her steak rather than eat the Louisiana slop she’d bunged in the microwave earlier.

Bisto kid has been making some digs which most of us have found quite amusing.

Loz is still on the look out for freebies and begs - notably a ‘designer’ snow suit for Larose just as we approach Spring, a free blow dry, and a slave to wash her old clothes and flog them on Depop.

Old thread is here:

Lauren Goodger #53 All the press coverage for the Bisto Kid Is making Big Loz flip her lid

New thread Scrunchies! Thanks to @Clickbait for the new title!! Onwards and upwards for the next instalment! Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-52-byg-and-chaz-are-toast-left-to-beg-on-her-own-for-larose-and-laroast.26822/ Roundup: She’s still preggers Chaz went...

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[Blowup80]

Recap -still a lazy beggy illiterate twit.

 

[Notredamn]

She’s just a yung gel wanting another even yunger gel to take advantage of. To be an ‘intern’ for free in exchange for the amazing opportunity of running round after her Sonja Morgan style

 

[Sasha Sinclair]

Pesky wind rats

 

[Blockedbyadmin]

Pesky wind rats

You beat me to it! Hahahaha. I was going to post a comparison. As I’ve always said she is the ultimate catfish

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Sorry @WordSalad ….but hurrah, another thread title! She really is the grift that keeps on giving

 

[Xxcxcc]

So Lauren is that desperate for fat charlie that she is letting him stay rent free. Basically paying for him to be with her. How bloody embarresing is she. A woman in her late 30s paying for her toyboy to be with her. She is tragic

 

[Vickster2110]

This is the best thread title ever hahhaa "fists like hams" next thread should include "feet like meat"

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

Pesky wind rats

Look at her porky trotter clutching that bottle of water and her phone Why can’t she hold her phone in her other, unoccupied trotter?

She’s so deluded to think she actually looks like that pic on the left.

 

[bignellie]

ha ha feet like meat

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Please let this be someone from here

I don’t actually know if I believe her.

 

[Blockedbyadmin]

Please let this be someone from here
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I don’t actually know if I believe her.

Why is it a ‘girl’ she’s looking for. Ffs.

 

[Hootero]

I so wish someone will be ‘employed’ by her and then do a secret ‘Gossip Girl’ kinda diary online...

 

[Salyara]

LandCwardrobe is back flogging a pair of Beats headphones and some camo shorts

 

[WordSalad]

Sorry @WordSalad ….but hurrah, another thread title! She really is the grift that keeps on giving

Congrats hun you're titul is well good. Me ornmones ain't as stron as yourn bless ya. In this thread, will Lananaanporrige get out of the hideous pink bouncy chair thing? Will she have an outing in the minge trim pram? How many blow dries will not hot mumma beg? The mind boggles. So yeah.

 

[geordiegirl]

Please let this be someone from here
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I don’t actually know if I believe her.

Nah I don’t for a second; or it will be some mate of hers if it is true

 

[Tittykitty]

I need to take myself off to a small island for a few days because I have just made my breakfast and was actually saying a narna an a bagel a narna an a bagel, save me from myself

 

[vibrant]

I’m curious what her ‘other ways of using protection’ are seeing as they have worked so well for her

 

[MuckyDucker]

I’m curious what her ‘other ways of using protection’ are seeing as they have worked so well for her

Hahah maybe that should be her new you tube video - "how to prevent yourself from getting knocked up so soon after birth cos my intuition is S T R O N G " - clearly she knows what she's doing ;-)

 

[geordiegirl]

I need to take myself off to a small island for a few days because I have just made my breakfast and was actually saying a narna an a bagel a narna an a bagel, save me from myself

Eeeeeh I literally can’t stand her voice anytime but that video yesterday was just grating on my eardrums