Lauren Goodger #54 Queen of Scams, Fists Like Hams

[BeeBop21]

So, she's concerned about the pill and vaccines but not all the toxic crap she injects into her face (I would say arse too but it's so natural, soft and pretty it must be real) or shovels up her snout

I hope these kids have someone in their lives with more than the two brain cells their parents have between them.. they're going to need all the help they can get..

 

[curtainsonthewall]

Coming from the woman who is gonna have two kids under one I don’t think I’ll take contraception advise off you Lauren.

 

[MrsGripperStebson]

This bleeping bleeping idiot. Why does she think that she knows better than global regulatory agencies that have access to data on millions of women who have taken the pill?
And yeah, she is a fine bloody one to talk about contraception. Pregnant to the only one who slung it up her and then pissed off - niiiice.

 

[Mikesqueen]

So Lauren is that desperate for fat charlie that she is letting him stay rent free. Basically paying for him to be with her. How bloody embarresing is she. A woman in her late 30s paying for her toyboy to be with her. She is tragic

Does anyone know what her source of income is? Surely she is not making enough on OF to provide for a family of 3 and a half?

 

[Sunnydaze101]

This bleeping bleeping idiot. Why does she think that she knows better than global regulatory agencies that have access to data on millions of women who have taken the pill?
And yeah, she is a fine bloody one to talk about contraception. Pregnant to the only one who slung it up her and then pissed off - niiiice.

Her intuition is strong. Wow she really thinks she’s a bleeping legend doesn’t she. Why didn’t her intuition tell her if she doesn’t save money she’ll end up a poor blob and have to sell her used underwear to creeps

and why didn’t her strong intuition tell her getting knocked up twice to KPs leftovers was never a good idea.

 

[Mikesqueen]

Her intuition is strong. Wow she really thinks she’s a bleeping legend doesn’t she. Why didn’t her intuition tell her if she doesn’t save money she’ll end up a poor blob and have to sell her used underwear to creeps

and why didn’t her strong intuition tell her getting knocked up twice to KPs leftovers was never a good idea.

Considering how quickly she got knocked up the second time, it seems our Lozza doesn’t believe in contraception at all! I think she says these things to try and relate and connect with women to increase her followers, not because she believes in the cause!

 

[Norfolking Good]

It’s so scary when these non-medically trained idiots with a platform start giving unwanted advice. She should keep her abandoned barn of a brain out of anything that required a specific degree in a field and keep to making dogshit dinners for the gram.

 

[Blackbeltbarbie]

Can't stop laughing. Contraception advice from the gorm expecting suprise baby number 2. head.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Irony alert - abnormal cells something like 97% chance of being caused by HPV which you can get from UNPROTECTED SEX (always use condoms not just the pill!). duck me she’s stupid. Stupid and dangerous. Won’t get vaccine or use contraception but she’ll jab her face full of any old tit.

 

[Emmie81]

How has she not condemned “Rusha” and sent her prayers and thoughts to the YouCrane yet or maybe that’s todays offering ?

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

How has she not condemned “Rusha” and sent her prayers and thoughts to the YouCrane yet or maybe that’s todays offering ?

Giver her a chance, she'll have just dropped LaCanIhaveapropermummyplease into the high chair and doing her vocal prep for the bewful n tchoonful "narna n powidge" classic. BYG can't multitaks yet!

 

[Blowup80]

How has she not condemned “Rusha” and sent her prayers and thoughts to the YouCrane yet or maybe that’s todays offering ?

Omg yes please let's see her try and spell these places. Think you hit the nail on the head here

 

[Notredamn]

Coming from the woman who is gonna have two kids under one I don’t think I’ll take contraception advise off you Lauren.

She’s dangerous!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

She’s dangerous!

Stupid and dangerous. She really is an awful human. I hope she doesn’t have many young girl followers who would take her advice. She needs to keep her opinions to herself.

 

[behindthesofa]

How has she not condemned “Rusha” and sent her prayers and thoughts to the YouCrane yet or maybe that’s todays offering ?

Because she is so bleeping self absorbed she won't even know what's happening outside of Essex.

 

[Badirene]

Coming from the woman who is gonna have two kids under one I don’t think I’ll take contraception advise off you Lauren.

Please excuse the language that follows:

What an ignorant witch. The contraceptive pill have given freedom to generations of women worldwide, allowed them not to be chained to the home, allowed them the freedom to enter education, the workplace, gain financial freedom and in some cases freedom from abusive relationships, is FattyBoomBatty here completely unaware that domestic abusers like to keep their female partners pregnant to keep them stuck in abusive relationships, that coercive pregnancy is a very real thing, is she aware of the number of relationships that only become abusive during pregnancy? If this fat gelatinous blob could see past her own inflated sense of self importance, see past her criminal levels of stupidly, see past her fake "Channel" handbags and "Goochy" outfits she would realize that she is a harmful skid-mark in society, she is little more that a receptacle for the worst our society can spunk into her. Like any sane bleeping person will take medical advice from this bloated carcass of sweetcorn, vine tomatoes, jail bird boyfriends and literal professional wankers.

 

[loisgriff]

Her intuition is strong??

pull the other one Lauren.
I NEVER hear people talk about themselves like this?? She really thinks she’s something doesn’t she???? Where was the intuition with Mark Wright, the other one, the jailbird and now Charlie man-boy? An intelligent being you iz not

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

Minge trim pram making an appearance! Why TF is she dressed as a throwback to the 80's? If she gets within 10 feet of a pesky pap's wind machine, poor little mite will be blown across to Canvey Island with those shoulder fanny flaps!

 

[Hootero]

Minge trim pram making an appearance! Why TF is she dressed as a throwback to the 80's? If she gets within 10 feet of a pesky pap's wind machine, poor little mite will be blown across to Canvey Island with those shoulder fanny flaps!

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SHOULDER FANNY FLAPS! I AM HOWLING!!!

 

[Crowbag]

Coming from the woman who is gonna have two kids under one I don’t think I’ll take contraception advise off you Lauren.

Lozza's new friend insists, and these are straight from their Instagram :

* Eat as much meat as humanly possible
* Avoid quinoa like the plague
* Lie outside with legs akimbo every day to get sunlight on your genitals (I'm typing this from the road outside the house, airing my minge)
* eat even more meat
*veg is bad for you

BUT
There's also this gem, that lozza might need to read carefully.


Btw loz, carcinogenic does not mean 'seeing cars in your sleep'