Lauren Goodger #53 All the press coverage for the Bisto Kid Is making Big Loz flip her lid

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He really let himself go when he was with Big Loz didn’t he! See below for before and after:
 
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Silly-old-Slapper

Assemble all Scrunchies, what we missed? (Apart from BYG completely not comprehending simple sentences ) Or is this old cyanide story from a couple of years ago that's been resurrected?



 
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Emmie81

hes young enough to learn a trade, take it seriously, build the skill and get decent work. Essex love a good tradie

Her on the other hand, she’s mutton and way beyond expiration

and as far as her family threatening the tanned kid…. I thought they didn’t like their own sister and her coke head mother dropped her off at daddy day care on a one way ticket - can’t see them threatening a mosquito, let alone a human but if they did, I’d be recording that shit and going straight to the Essex popo, they’d probably love to caution it charge those chavs
 
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hayleybaby

Silly-old-Slapper said:
Assemble all Scrunchies, what we missed? (Apart from BYG completely not comprehending simple sentences ) Or is this old cyanide story from a couple of years ago that's been resurrected?



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‘Most people with half a brain’. She’s got some front

Omg! This is the best ever!
 
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Crowbag

Silly-old-Slapper said:
Assemble all Scrunchies, what we missed? (Apart from BYG completely not comprehending simple sentences ) Or is this old cyanide story from a couple of years ago that's been resurrected?



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This is all kinds of wonderful.

And so is this!
 
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Bubblepink

Intoxicating said:
So Ch’arge getting desperate again.

So who’s bathroom is this?
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The desperation of pimping yourself out for a tenner to ‘drop the towel’

Sunnydaze101 said:
And now she’s publicly stated she will be doing another book. Hahahahaha.
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Christ I wouldn’t fancy editing that book, just reading one of her Instagram posts hurts my brain

What exactly is she going to write about?

Chapter 1 - what I had for tea on monday
Chapter 2 - what I had for tea on Tuesday
….you get the idea
 
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Silly-old-Slapper said:
Subject and title guesses Scrunchies! I'll start:

Self Tannin Applicashun "50 Shades of Bisto" by BSYG (Bewful Soft Yung Gel)
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How to make your baby gel your wewld: tips for being the best mutha ever

1. Wean your baby as early as possible so you can have more sleep - doesn’t matter if they’re ready or not;
2. The television is a great baby sitter - prop your baby up with a pillow and plonk them in front of the TV. More time to edit your photos and eye fuck your own reflection;
3. Make sure you take your baby out of the house when you get your hair and nails done. Baby gel needs to realise from an early age that image is everything, doesn’t matter if chemical fumes aren’t good for her: beauty is pain;
4. Remember as a mutha, it’s all about you so name your baby gel after you. Make it a unique and classy name, preferably an anagram of a sex act or activity;
5. Baby gel needs a profile - create an Instagram account to post all her photos to: dressed up in polyester outfits with big headbands (the bigger the better) or half naked. Often those ones get the most likes from men. It’s important that men are interested from an early age.
 
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hayleybaby

Our BYG must be selling photos of her trotters on OF. Her comments are full of fetish guys.
 
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Hootero

Blackbeltbarbie said:
I didn't even ask her about Charlie boy. She seems like a sweet person. The best thing unprompted she said was about Lauren looking absolutely nothing like she does in pics.. I said tell us something we don't know ha.
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Wait, so she met our QWEEN LG and saw her in the flubber (I mean flesh...)?! How?!

Bit of a mad idea... but what if we all bought a few of those cardboard cutouts, a mask each, met at a pub to get sozzled ,and then turn up in tandem for an assfeticks appointment with her?!
 
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