Breaking news: Big Lozz's botty to be used as temporary roof cover for O2 in London.
Lauren Goodger #53 All the press coverage for the Bisto Kid Is making Big Loz flip her lid
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Arthur Daley rather than Tom Daley?
It looks like Charlie's saggy pants with holes in doesn't it?!
Btw, i hope everyone is safe and warm. It's pretty wild here.
Loz can screech at la'ffsakemotherno,
Maaaa bewful babba preshussssssssss
Arthur Daley rather than Tom Daley?
It looks like Charlie's saggy pants with holes in doesn't it?!
Btw, i hope everyone is safe and warm. It's pretty wild here.
Loz can screech at la'ffsakemotherno,
Maaaa bewful babba preshussssssssss
Tom has backed out due to scheduling so we're trying to get hold of Alan Carr. Failing that, a sink will do.
Moleman to be played by Arg.
As someone suggested earlier, Amy Bisto to play Mich Keegan
Eddie Izzard to play GC
Dont know if this has been posted before but this just came up on my fyp
Dont know if this has been posted before but this just came up on my fyp
Omg what’s happening in this vid of herAn old video of BYG came up on tiktok and there’s comments about her being ran out of school and her last name being Norman!?
Thanks for that. Someone had a quick summary of it but was great to hear it. Proves how much of an unkind person she really is.
Answers on a post card please …..
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Pom, when I get admitted to the hospital for breathlessness from hysterical laughter, I’m sending you the bill!! (Of course I’d go private btw, I want to lead the Goodger lifestyle! And I totally blindly believe her when she slags off the NHS!!) xxThank youyou're welcome
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Thank you
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Just came across this!!
She’s Father Christmas as look at the date it was posted on!
Nearly ten years on... more tit from our BYG that never manifested! There’s one thing you can’t say about our luscious Lozza - she doesn’t half have form!
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The love child of Stacey Solomons and Red Rum ...
That’s a lot of words. You coulda just said butt plug
First scan photo we’ve seen…
Nothing exciting just her friend saying “I love you, you’re a witch” and BYG says duck you love you as she drives off in a convertible. She isn’t pregnant in it and her face looks to be a few injections ago..
Omg what’s happening in this vid of her
I bet she photoshopped the scan pictures as well.
The cankles in the delightful mirrored furniture.. why does she torture herselfView attachment 1069624Lozza your shadow still doesnt match, your outline is still blurry and whats going on with your bump?? Its facing one way while your body is facing another way?!
1. 'Baby girl' makes me vom.
Especially as it's probably what Charlie calls you in bed. Gross.
2. Don't make out you're supermum.
This storm needs respect, it's a damned sight more powerful than you. People have died in it today.
It's idiots like you driving when the emergency services are saying keep off the roads, that cause accidents. The scan could have waited.
3. We know you're a shite mother anyway, waving a scan around doesn't change that.
Prat.
Aaaaand
4.
The baby looks like you. Same fuzzy outline.
How will she distinguish if both just get called baby gel? Very confusing.
She’s going to dress them the same, isn't she? Oh lordy.
Vest and nappy each. Nowt else.
Sitting next to each other in front of the telly.
Matching highchairs.
Fag each when they get to 13 years old.
That sort of thing.
And names are easy-
Baby gel
baby Gel
(mini baby bel?)
Happy to help
Guys I have news. Last night me and Amy were chatting via insta DM. I screen shotted the tattle life and she thinks it's hilarious. Now I do feel a bit bad because of the while bisto thing, I hope she took it in good grace. She thinks this site is too funny. She just messaged me now, Apparently lozzas family are threatening to come down to her work. It's not on.
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