Lauren Goodger #53 All the press coverage for the Bisto Kid Is making Big Loz flip her lid

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I’m going to enter. I want that ‘Krazy Sneaker Keychain’ more than I want world peace, kapeesh?

And NO, I won’t share it with ANY of you lot! That ‘Krazy Sneaker Keychain’ is mine, ok?

I’d be so proud of it that I’d wear it in the deepest slums of Brazil, and if the teenage gangs came at me with a gun, they’d have to shoot me right through the bleeping heart for it!

MY KRAZY SNEAKER KEYCHAIN! AND MINE ALONE! YOU GOT IT? *kisses teeth*


" IN IT " :cool:👌
 
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Yep, this and a pair over over inflated plastic tits in my face definitely makes me want to use this salon.
 
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Wow I can really see she has actually photo shopped her baby after looking at this. Unreal

Lauren isn’t happy because she thought she would have the most beautiful baby and that everyone would comment on how beautiful she is but in reality Lauren isn’t happy that lacreepy eyes didn’t live up to her dream baby. Hence the constant photoshopping. What Lauren needs to realise is that her and the father aren’t good looking at all so they weren’t going or produce this amazing baby. Btw I think most kids are cute and am not putting the baby down but this isn’t how Lauren will think
I completely agree. Bubba gel is super cute and chunky. She isn’t the most beautiful baby I’ve ever seen and I’m sure your right big loz is disappointed in this.
 
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Wow I can really see she has actually photo shopped her baby after looking at this. Unreal


I completely agree. Bubba gel is super cute and chunky. She isn’t the most beautiful baby I’ve ever seen and I’m sure your right big loz is disappointed in this.
I literally want to scoop her up and show her what she’s missing out there in the world as Big Loz just doesn’t seem to do anything with her ❤
 
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Just watching this add again where she reads from a script and can barely speak like a normal human -it’s embarrassing. Never seen or heard this sock thing mentioned since that post. Imagine the company paid her for that 🤣🙈🙈

Big loz! Think your on / off / off / on boyfriend is missing his side bit 🤣😂
I bloody love bisto kid
Why doesn’t she clip her toenails!!!!
 
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The caption Bisto kid has on her new photo!!! Damn, does this girl know how to troll! 😂
 
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Just watching this add again where she reads from a script and can barely speak like a normal human -it’s embarrassing. Never seen or heard this sock thing mentioned since that post. Imagine the company paid her for that 🤣🙈🙈

Big loz! Think your on / off / off / on boyfriend is missing his side bit 🤣😂
I bloody love bisto kid
Bisto kid looks like she’s at Nan’s mobile home in the guest room.
 
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La’average is cute as are all babies but that’s it. Not to be mean but there’s nothing special about her looks other than the way she visibly completely switches her brain off when loz speaks to her. She’s had it upto her photoshopped ears already at 7months years old.
I’d love to read an assessment by a child development specialist, I reckon it would conclude that lafuckedoff is fine- just has an attitude and that loz is brain damaged 😂😂😂
 
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La’average is cute as are all babies but that’s it. Not to be mean but there’s nothing special about her looks other than the way she visibly completely switches her brain off when loz speaks to her. She’s had it upto her photoshopped ears already at 7months years old.
I’d love to read an assessment by a child development specialist, I reckon it would conclude that lafuckedoff is fine- just has an attitude and that loz is brain damaged 😂😂😂
Yep 100% agree. And that’s why she feels the need to photoshop the videos and pictures of her. The sado must have already set up a video filter for the wee bub. If she was happy with her looks, the pictures and videos would be untouched. All the time.
 
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Laureen hates how she looks.
Laureen filters, edits and photoshops every photo of herself until it looks like someone or something else.

Baby looks like her (and benny).
So laureen has to alter larueful's face until it looks like the child born to fantasy face woman.

It's just going to get worse.
 
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Aww I think LaTakemeouttofeedtheduckspleasemumfortheloveofgod is a lovely little baby
That Amy needs to bleeping grow up I’d be mortified if she was my mate. That’s my opinion regardless of anything I think or feel about Big Gel
 
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Aww I think LaTakemeouttofeedtheduckspleasemumfortheloveofgod is a lovely little baby
That Amy needs to bleeping grow up I’d be mortified if she was my mate. That’s my opinion regardless of anything I think or feel about Big Gel
She’s definitely milking 2 minutes of fame for as long as she possibly can.

I just love how she must be winding BYG up so much
 
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Poor lumpy lozzzz ... this is not panning out as she imagined in that thick head of hers ... most of us could see, where this was all going from the get go ... the ` man ` ( I use that term very loosely ) she ` chose ` to knock her up, is not prince charming, again ALL warnings/red flags were there, but this delusional mare ignored them ..... she ONLY sees, what she wants to SEE ... everything else ` reality ` goes straight over her head .... she is desperate, and he is the idiot that took the bait ( others ran for the hills ) ... where are all the ` pregacy ` interviews, ridiculous filtered to duck, near naked photos of her holding her blubbery belly? ..... Nadddaaa NOTHING ..... she also now has his bit of fluff wanting to make a name for herself ... ` ronseal gurl ` aint going anywhere, and seems to be a wind up merchant .. she's definitely the fly in the ointment, getting in the way of big lozzaaasss fantasy world ( she must be bleeping seething at this ) .... Its all one big mess AYYEEE lumpy lard .... Never mind, stuff another slab of cake, in that fat gob of yours, should make ya feel better 🥴 🥴 🥴
 
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She’s definitely milking 2 minutes of fame for as long as she possibly can.

I just love how she must be winding BYG up so much
She’s winding her up alright, but at what cost to herself? The only clout Charlie has is being known for shagging Katie Price and shagging Lauren Goodger- I’d have kept having it off with him to myself personally 🤣
 
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From Mirror article


The insider added: "They had a great time at the Aquarium and Larose was fascinated by all the colours and fish – it was lovely to see. It was one of the best days out they have had with her”

UMMMMM ITS THE ONLY DAY OUT THEY HAVE HAD WITH HER

And the below quote is her trying to justify to us why LaLockedup is housebound and hasn’t been taken outside for fresh air or to see the blue sky 😂😂


"Larose hasn’t been able to do much because of the pandemic, plus a few months ago she wouldn’t have taken any notice as she was too young."
 
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From Mirror article


The insider added: "They had a great time at the Aquarium and Larose was fascinated by all the colours and fish – it was lovely to see. It was one of the best days out they have had with her”

UMMMMM ITS THE ONLY DAY OUT THEY HAVE HAD WITH HER

And the below quote is her trying to justify to us why LaLockedup is housebound and hasn’t been taken outside for fresh air or to see the blue sky 😂😂


"Larose hasn’t been able to do much because of the pandemic, plus a few months ago she wouldn’t have taken any notice as she was too young."
Loool .... the media have also added a new name for odd bod ` love rat ` as well as ON and OFF boyfriend 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ thats going to piss off sink boy no end ... lets see If he bites and does a rant on IG 🤣🤣
 
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