I love that she says 'these are the memories' she wants to show her children. Really?! Those shitshow Stories of her talentless jobless life are what she wants her children to see?! Look what happened to yourself, Lauren, when your own mother had such a mess of a life. Come on, do you seriously want your children to see that your life consists of walking around car parks? Tragic. We can only hope the Internet has died by the time those kids are old enough to see it.View attachment 1013515
“And also respect for Larose”
Why do I hear her saying that in an Ali G voice?
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Is she still boozing? How do we know that
Well not everyone does.. I speak from experienceExplaining how she found out she was expecting just eight weeks after giving birth to Larose, Lauren added: 'I hadn’t had a period for quite a few weeks, my nipples were killing me and when I was breastfeeding the pain was unbearable. I thought, “I bet you I’m pregnant!” I did a test and it said positive.'
Erm… you’re still having post partum bleeding at the point she claims to have fallen pregnant?? So where would “I hadn’t had a period for a few weeks” possibly fit into this equation ?!?? I have steam coming out of my ears trying to work this out
We could buy Charlie's old ice skates 
Some people stop bleeding really early. I was shocked this week that I had stopped bleeding by eight weeks (mum of 3).Explaining how she found out she was expecting just eight weeks after giving birth to Larose, Lauren added: 'I hadn’t had a period for quite a few weeks, my nipples were killing me and when I was breastfeeding the pain was unbearable. I thought, “I bet you I’m pregnant!” I did a test and it said positive.'
Erm… you’re still having post partum bleeding at the point she claims to have fallen pregnant?? So where would “I hadn’t had a period for a few weeks” possibly fit into this equation ?!?? I have steam coming out of my ears trying to work this out
What on earth made her hop back on a dick that soon after having a baby? I am just about able to look at Mr FoxAche and I had baby in October.
I mean that's got to be really really really really really really messy urgh
So Charles is skint as he's raffling off a car and selling ice skates. I don't give a tit about that Amy gal cos she shagged a rat knowing he has a baby with Laureen then expected him to be there for her after a couple of shags. As if . As for baby number 2 she must be mad. I've had five babies and it felt like my hole was the size of a manhole in my garden after each baby for a good few months. In one way good on her for feeling confident enough in her foof. I think she will take Charles back and call baby 2 Charlotte.
No! As said lots of women don’t bleed for that long.
Haha!
She had Larose end of July.
She’s announced she’s 16 weeks - now if she’s 16 weeks exactly today that would mean Larose was 9 weeks old when she fell pregnant again.
9 weeks after giving birth I couldn’t even fathom sex. Think I would have told my husband to F off if he’d even suggested it!
Shall we all chip in for them and then take turns with them on a rota basis perhaps?
Oh my gawd… can you just stop selling stories about shagging my man? I want a screenshot of the Daily Fail sidebar of shame to show my bewful girls one day of the pregnancy announcement. Keep the sidebar pristine for one day innit
In my case, I wasn't judging at all, I said to the member saying two under two is vile means others could judge her similarly (she said she had sex quickly after birth) and she might not like it. Like I said, you do you.
I had sex 2 weeks after a c-section. Had to be careful obviously but no mess at all
Everyone has different thoughts on “too far“ and it’s not right to tell people to stop or try to limit what we can or can’t say.
If you think something is wrong hit the report button and let mod’s decide.
The phrase "hop on a dick" is violent 
I just told my co-worker this and he has promised to start using it at every opportunity 
I just told my co-worker this and he has promised to start using it at every opportunity 
So her birthday is 19 September. She got drunk, remember she was dancing by herself with her hat. They must have had a drunk shag.
Classic big loz saying on that post she has had enough of all the headlines. She literally says this EVERY time there is a story out. It’s total BS. She’s loving it!
also that comment she made in OK about having doubts whether to continue with the pregnancy - my heart breaks for her poor baby to read this in years to come. Or worse - it be picked up by someone at school and thrown in her face in the playground
also that comment she made in OK about having doubts whether to continue with the pregnancy - my heart breaks for her poor baby to read this in years to come. Or worse - it be picked up by someone at school and thrown in her face in the playground
And for her new daughter to one day read that her mum 'was in two minds' over not keeping her. Honestly that is so vile, even if she thought it, don't say it to the rags for a few sweaty fivers (my new fave expression) - especially if she thinks she wants to share her pregnancy announcement with them one day!
WTF
No I appreciate that! I get you’re saying she could be judged for other things. I in no way meant you x
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