See the diets going wellShe's been cooking/boiling/microwaving/emptying contents of Dyson again lads!
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See the diets going wellShe's been cooking/boiling/microwaving/emptying contents of Dyson again lads!
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Welcome!Ha! I’m not at all new but tend to lurk rather than post. I just find her baffling
Edited to add that clearly the proud video of some supermarket tortellini was the final straw to push me out of lurking!
Typical narcissistic traits !I think the reality is she's constantly hungry, needy for attention and high as a kite when she posts the most ridiculous of her randomness. I like to imagine her preparing and cooking her masterpieces with her sequinned military cap on!
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(More glam than a chef's hat, innit).
It's definitely not inspiring or fascinating content, but she thinks everything she does is spectacularly interesting. The way a child does.
Literally just about to post exact same thing. Dog puke. Where’s the sauce?!That looks like something my dog barfed up
You could be right with needing money, this is the begging message he sent this morningOoooh is this a sign he needs money or has enough money to be away with the chav-mobile?
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im glad you are supposed to have sauce lolLiterally just about to post exact same thing. Dog puke. Where’s the sauce?!
Where she lives now isn’t much cheaper.She had to move out of chigwell didn’t she? Well, Grange Hill. Is she somewhere cheaper now? I notice she never shows much of her new gaff and minge pram walks look like they’re on older streets.
It’s because it’s not a bucket of KFC or McDs and she’s proud of herself for not buying takeaways again!!Why is she posting a video of this extremely basic meal?? I just don’t understand it. She’s literally boiled some water and grated some cheese!! It’s so odd to me that she would some how feel proud of this and want to show the world
Poor La’absolutelyfuming. If looks could kill. I’ve never seen a baby look so utterly pissed offWtf that poor child!!!! She’s thinking ‘why have you put me in this godforsaken thing!’
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Ps whoever sent that hairband is a c**tPoor La’absolutelyfuming. If looks could kill. I’ve never seen a baby look so utterly pissed off
I am so impressed by all these undercover tattles.Where she lives now isn’t much cheaper.
The house she’s in now the media were reporting she’s bought it, from some undercover tattling I’m pretty certain she’s renting it and the rent is £2450pm.
I have no idea how she affords it.
Job seekers is only what? About £70 a week?
More like ShigellaNot Lauren posting a pic of basic boil in water tortellini like she’s bloody made the pasta herself. Hardly Nigella.
She's been cooking/boiling/microwaving/emptying contents of Dyson again lads!
And i thought rent here was expensive.Where she lives now isn’t much cheaper.
The house she’s in now the media were reporting she’s bought it, from some undercover tattling I’m pretty certain she’s renting it and the rent is £2450pm.
I have no idea how she affords it.
Job seekers is only what? About £70 a week?
Bogies!!She's been cooking/boiling/microwaving/emptying contents of Dyson again lads!
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Can you order tapeworms off the Internet? Asking for a friend..."Spinach And Ricotta Tortellini". Yes, dear, and five pounds of grated cheese on top.
Thought the TOWIE mantra was "No carbs before Marbs"?
Mind you, it's Dubia she's aiming for. You better order that tapeworm off the internet, stat, Goodger.