Does she have to pay them to edit these pics?? and for the shoots in general? Or do they pay her for the opportunity to photograph a bewful stunna exclusively??
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She’s changed ethnicity here!!
Whats up with her eyes? Are they moving closer together or is her face getting bigger and creating an optical illusion?
I watched an old "Best Of Little Britain" Youtube clip recently and the thought occurred to me - Lauren is actually Bubbles DeVere!
Yea she looks like a sumo wrestler here.
and i am a celebrity even your mum and family say you are lucky to have me
the bovine diaries?Would anyone here watch a Goodger/Drury Itvbe Mummy Diary’s kinda show? I bleeping would! Maybe with her huge tits (much like a growth on the undercarriage of a cancerous bovine) they could pitch ‘The Mummy Dairies?’ Lauren would somehow manage to misspell it either way though.
I like it
I don’t know why but every now and then the story she put up, ‘I’m very hands on….she never alone’ pops into my head and I laugh out loud. Out of everything she’s ever done or said, it really tickles me 
just the absurdity of stating the obvious with a newborn plus the grammar I think.
just the absurdity of stating the obvious with a newborn plus the grammar I think.
She's gonna be humongous by the time she's full term. Hello gestational diabetes.
GD might actually do her a favour if she is strict, I had it with my second and weighed less after I had my baby than I did before I was pregnant.
.... Im not mocking saggy baps either ... after a few kids, aging and gravity, most women are not as perky, and thats fine, all part of life, youth dosent last forever ... Mr Anna hasnt complained yet, thank god
...... come on lozzzaaa embrace those pups saggy or otherwise ..... the only confusing thing with our bigggg lozzzzz ... where the duck is the money coming from she needs a hell of ALOT of work done and that will COST ... if she does manage to scrape the pennies together, selling her smelly knickers to pervs on OF`s 
..... I cant wait to see the results!! 
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Hahahahaha. And now I feel sorry for all those other new born babies out there who are left to fend for themselves. If only they all had an amazing mum like goodger.I don’t know why but every now and then the story she put up, ‘I’m very hands on….she never alone’ pops into my head and I laugh out loud. Out of everything she’s ever done or said, it really tickles me
Laureen and the carpark filter
Is it a coat or a bin bag ?
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I’ve sussed it. Lozza thinks she’s Irina
There’s something really off about that pic. Her forearm is abnormally long; were she to straighten it, it would reach her knees. And her head seems to be floating high above her shoulders
Here comes aunt flow, her comes bod
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