Lauren Goodger #51 Here comes Laureen, the petrol court Queen!

[Givemethetea]

So did she literally give birth and get pregant the next day? Must have been like throwing a sausage down a tunnel

 

[IQ-of-a-ham-sandwich]

Can you imagine Mark & Michelle having a little chuckle

 

[AimlessShameless]

So do you reckon she's gagging for a reality show now she's on La'Rose Mark 2.

That could be an "interesting" show with all Mark's pregnant exes all trying to one-up each other!

It would be like watching paint dry (or creosote). Talking of creosote, Amy needs to lay off it before she is mistaken for the garden shed.

 

[Purpledahlia]

I can’t believe he slept with someone else when she was pregnant, so vile. She’s gonna have two babies and be single, she is in for a bumpy ride.

 

[mohawk]

I'm a sexpert & THIS is why men cheat with women who look like their girlfriends

TWO TOWIE stars have been left heartbroken after their boyfriends apparently cheated on them – with women who could be their doppelgängers. A year after she left Essex and moved to Dubai for …

www.thesun.ie

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I’ve just noticed exactly what makes that Amy a Lozza lookalike ……..THE SCRUNCHIE!

Who is this Amy Gilbert? So I did an image search and these lovelies came up. Now I can see the likeness.........

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

Explaining how she found out she was expecting just eight weeks after giving birth to Larose, Lauren added: 'I hadn’t had a period for quite a few weeks, my nipples were killing me and when I was breastfeeding the pain was unbearable. I thought, “I bet you I’m pregnant!” I did a test and it said positive.'


Erm… you’re still having post partum bleeding at the point she claims to have fallen pregnant?? So where would “I hadn’t had a period for a few weeks” possibly fit into this equation ?!?? I have steam coming out of my ears trying to work this out

 

[Foux du FaFa]

Begging you,. Please, no more head wraps

 

[Eureka]

That video Two shots of Larose and she looks dead behind the eyes in both. Is it some kind of developmental thing or just neglect? You would imagine a 6 month old being into all the activity that goes with a photo shoot, lots of activity and new faces but she's just blank.

 

[Pom Bear]

And remember the whitening the paps do to. We thought it maybe the wind and whitening machine. I think Pom Bear did a color tone match up too

Ohhh forgot on that but now you mention it I took a look and yep, made last June

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Looool x

Crikey Scrunchies, you responded to the call to arms and then some!


I’ve got 13 options with some names grouped together but may need to cut it down a bit more or it will split the votes.

If you’re able to add a #namesuggestion if you want one considered for the poll it would be very helpful.

I wont add mine to the poll as it don't roll of the tongue very well..so I'm happy to vote for other scrunchie names instead xx

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

Lauren Goodger 'overjoyed' to be pregnant with Charles Drury's second baby

Lauren Goodger has revealed that she's 16 weeks pregnant with her second daughter not long after reuniting with her boyfriend Charles Drury - it means the star will have two children under one

www.mirror.co.uk

Pregnant again!

 

[Nosymum]

As predicted by scrunchies … new body after birth … hot mumma pending

What’s wrong with her why is she worrying about surgery already . Those poor girls are going to grow up with such body issues from watching their disgrace of a mother.

 

[hayleybaby]

By the time baby #2 is here Laneglected should be crawling / cruising furniture and attempting her first steps. How the fuck is Lauren going to cope? Larose won’t stay propped up against a pillow forever . It’s an accident waiting to happen.

 

[geordiegirl]

Katie Price has borrowed Lozzas hat!!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

You can see it now "a no Chaz cheated and he just Yung but we luv each uver so much so stronger than Mark and Michelle. We just guna consuntrate on our bewful gels as dat all that mattas"

FFS get some self respect Lauren. It's embarrassing.

And she will take a dig at that Amy. She’ll say something like oh he realized he made a horrible mistake and found her boring in bed and not attractive and came back to me becsuse I have the better body!! Sure. She did the same thing with Mark.

You can see it now "a no Chaz cheated and he just Yung but we luv each uver so much so stronger than Mark and Michelle. We just guna consuntrate on our bewful gels as dat all that mattas"

FFS get some self respect Lauren. It's embarrassing.

And she will take a dig at that Amy. She’ll say something like oh he realized he made a horrible mistake and found her boring in bed and not attractive and came back to me becsuse I have the better body!! Sure. She did the same thing with Mark.

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

No family Sunday meals. That’s been awhile now since the last one. I think she’s fucked them all off again.

There's been a goose fat shortage since our BYG cleared the shelves last time she made roasties. Need to re-stock before she can make any more!

 

[Katie8ee]

We could buy Charlie's old ice skates

 

[Kilo005]

I didn’t even realise you could have sex again that quickly after birth. She really is the dregs of society isn’t she, she can’t even look after the daughter she already has! I’d love to know what OddBods family think! These people are a car crash, I can’t look away

 

[Chi4]

Benny , you should have put on a sock on it !

 

[straighttothecomments]

I’m shocked she’s revealed the sex. Surely that was another pay day?

 

[vibrant]

My little one is the exact same age as Larose and I couldn’t think of anything worse than being pregnant again let alone that far along. I don’t know how people cope me and the husband are already on the brink