Lauren Goodger #51 Here comes Laureen, the petrol court Queen!

[DrtCrl]

Does he just look at women and they get pregnant?

Preferable to having him actually touch you, surely?!

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

Another cash cow for our bewfelyungel. Rinse and repeat. I just hope her ovaries shrivel up after bewfelyungelNumber2 and no more innocents can be bought into this fucking farce.

 

[Katie8ee]

Charles rapping:

Katie Price's toyboy ex sings about her drug use and 'KP nuts' in debut single

KATIE Price’s toyboy ex-boyfriend Charles Drury sings about her drug use and calls her ‘KP nuts’ in his debut single. The builder turned rapper, 23, enjoyed a fling with Katie, 42…

www.thesun.co.uk

Laureen Dion (1:04)

LAUREEN DION!!! I CAN NOT

Here comes the iceberg.

 

[smellyfootballboots]

LaVeryFuckedOff finally reacts - One is not amused!

 

[Userom]

OMFG

 

[Platformcrocs]

OK have done her dirty with this video

 

[Katie8ee]

This photo gives me the fear! It is so manipulated it looks like her head is a metre away from her boobs. It's like looking at one of fhose funfair mirrors.

Her tan is also so heavy when you see how peely wally the wean looks!

 

[mrbusiness]

Beb

I’m always amazed at women who get pregnant so soon after they have a baby,
I was still pissing in the bath 4 weeks later with minced flaps and it took a good 4 months to be able to look my lads dick in the eye after labour. Lauren Goodger must have an iron clad vagina

or a c section

Some people heal down there really quickly really not liking the sex shaming going on since she announced she’s preggers again- sorry.

It’s not getting back on the dick shaming it’s getting knocked up when she can’t look after the one she has. And being surprised when we all know your at your most fertile when you’ve just spat a kid out your vag.

 

[Katie8ee]

I’m impressed she is able to lean that far back without toppling over!

*whistles* Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.

 

[Bubblepink]

Just seen the news on my way to work!

We all called it here first!

16 weeks, so she’ll have 2 babies under the age of 1? (if my maths is right)!!

Was it a natural conception or a sink and turkey baster job?

 

[xyzcba]

How Lauren Goodger hid her second pregnancy from baggy clothes to clever Insta tricks (thesun.co.uk)

Pah, not from the Scrunchies she didn't!

In recent weeks??!! This is all she's ever done, since her 5 mins of being skinny! Post just top half, or use 50 different apps to change her body shape. She's the only person that has wibbly lines, walls, fences, paving stones around her as she moves. Must just be those pesky pap wind machines...

 

[Jolie1988]

LAUREEN DION!!! I CAN NOT

Here comes the iceberg.
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Laureen Dion

 

[Xxcxcc]

Just read up on Katie prices new venture on the daily fail and it is showing only fans highest earners and Lauren is on there as earning up to 1 million per month. Wtf . This paper just spouts lies. How are they still going . 1 million per month

 

[JakeM]

'Listen Charlie, am the reaw deaw. A can cook, clean, and av got a stunning body. I have everything that gel Amy has and more. Please babes, come back to me…we is ment to be togeva. We need to remain stron for our anguws!'

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

She wouldn’t make £1m in a lifetime of OF unless she fetishises her trans shaped body and / or people genuinely mistake her for Jessica Alves.

 

[behindthesofa]

Bit weird I’m the exact same amount of weeks as her and my bump looks nothing like that, I’m having a boy right enough but she’s so round already defo shoving that big belly out

I'd say not very much of that is baby, she's just a big fat cunt.

 

[minamoon]

Next thread title suggestions?

Charlie's Cheating, Lauren's Eating, Baybeh Gel Bleating, No More OF So No Central Heating!

Two Baybeh Gels To Look After, Ch'arg's Cheating Made BYG Look Dafter!

Gunt Sticking Out, Face Like A Moon, 4D Pics Of Baybeh Gel #2 Soon!

Two Baybeh Gals, What Does Ch'arg Think? Never Mind, He's Too Busy With The Sink!

(I tried. )

 

[thegirlwho2020]

My money’s on the name ‘Charose’ - bewful gels name

 

[dumdums83]

Have these idiots heard of condoms? Did they hear a thing the midwife told them that Lauren would be more fertile after ladooms birth?

 

[WordSalad]

The “respect for babylarose.x” already cracks me up



Next name LaOrals.ex???

LaBums.ex

LaBia would be bewful.