Lauren Goodger #49 Obviously you read this site, let us help bring Larose up right

[Kilo005]

I’m sorry (I mean I’m not really) but her in that sequin white thing, she is enormous. She literally looks like she’s pregnant again. I completely understand the post baby bod is hard to shift especially if you’ve struggled with weight prior to pregnancy but her stomach is fully protruded I’m so baffled??
Also in the 2 minute video of her, it’s basically her saying about the hospital stay and how GOD FORBID they didn’t have a TV in their little room and she had to sleep on a chair. What was funny is when it pans from her talking to her filtered selfie in the hospital and it clearly looking nothing like her

 

[geordiegirl]

There was a Christmas tree in the corner so whether that was begged for or she did need to order one from Argos as no fucker would give her the time of day let alone a tree I think ‘the shoot’ must be out this week as if it’s Christmas themed and she always goes quiet a few days beforehand for some reason… was in a shop the other day and bloody Chesney from Corrie was on the front page of OK announcing their baby gender. Big Loz gets New magazine

Oh my god didn’t think I’d be that right!!

Eeeeeh the back of the dress where she can’t zip it up!!! Dying!!!

 

[minnietheminx]

Her face is like a bin lid it’s telling no mention of Covid, she only did that shoot about a week or so ago, certainly not long enough ago to catch Covid and isolate for 10 days after! Scrunchies will know the ‘shoot’ day and work it out from there. When she was face bleeping herself she looked duck all like the heffer in those videos, and that’s with professional lighting, make up, hair etc!

 

[Clickbait]

I just googled her name and it’s the first article

Lauren Goodger details terrifying Larose hospital dash as baby became 'lifeless'

EXCLUSIVE: Former TOWIE star Lauren Goodger opens up about "crying all the time" after her five month old daughter Larose was admitted to hospital

www.ok.co.uk

Just watching this one now - she was “really, really worried” that the baby was seriously ill so she was “ringing around the doctors and couldn’t get an appointment” tried to get an appointment at a private hospital and was on the phone to 111 from 2pm to 7pm but she was also driving around on her own with the baby (so not alone), crying, not knowing “where to go or what to do”.

This is from a woman who called an ambulance for a hangover and went to A&E with Chaz in the middle of the pandemic because he had ear ache. duck me. If she really didn’t know where to take a suspected seriously ill child who according to her was really dehydrated with a high temperature then someone needs to stage an intervention.

 

[JakeM]

Lauren, is that you?

 

[minnietheminx]

Notice she’s not sharing her fat videos of her dress that won’t fasten on her IG stories

 

[WordSalad]

I just googled her name and it’s the first article

Lauren Goodger details terrifying Larose hospital dash as baby became 'lifeless'

EXCLUSIVE: Former TOWIE star Lauren Goodger opens up about "crying all the time" after her five month old daughter Larose was admitted to hospital

www.ok.co.uk

Fanks so much. I'm just in awe of this fabulous shtrong muvva, drivin round all day wiv a really sick baaybe till she got the insprayshun to go to A&E. Then survivin free days without a telly. Makes walkin an hour a day to get water for your kids look like a picnic.

 

[geordiegirl]

She was at Lift Aesthetics on Sunday 5th and ‘the shoot’ was on Thursday 9th. She went radio silence until the end of last week and the saying they’d had covid. I’m no brainiac but there’s no way there’s 10 days in between all of those dates so like @ishaggedhughjackman said she’s lying one way or another. I’ve had to laugh when sepsis was mentioned in that interview as all I can see her saying now is ‘septis’!!

baby propped up again with no toys

 

[minnietheminx]

Why is Charlie not in the shoot? I don’t think they are together at all!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Why is Charlie not in the shoot? I don’t think they are together at all!

We’ll he’s already left her once. She’s managed to get him back but I doubt it will be for long.
She’s never really included him in her photo shoots. It’s very bizarre. That must duck him off.

 

[abcdabcd]

How's her chin actually this pointy?! I thought it's a ridiculous alien filter? Did she actually put fillers in her chin and now looks like this?!

 

[Kilo005]

How's her chin actually this pointy?! I thought it's a ridiculous alien filter? Did she actually put fillers in her chin and now looks like this?!

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Note how she’s wearing something thick and black and the camera man’s probably got a gun to his head with strict instructions not to pan the camera down lower than her hair

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Get over the the Daily Fail peeps, she's top story..............straight to the comments see you all over there ha ha

 

[MrsGripperStebson]

How's her chin actually this pointy?! I thought it's a ridiculous alien filter? Did she actually put fillers in her chin and now looks like this?!

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real drag vibes off of this (apologies to any drag queens in advance....!!!)

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

She is deffo pregnant.

 

[Traveler001]

How old is the baby (sorry I can't bring myself to call the poor little thing by her awful name, it sounds like a fragrance of pot pourri, not a baby )?

 

[WordSalad]

How's her chin actually this pointy?! I thought it's a ridiculous alien filter? Did she actually put fillers in her chin and now looks like this?!

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Them eyebrows though, one straight one at an angle. Must of scrounged a freebie from a trainee brow artiste. Or one that failed the course.

 

[Hootero]

Anyone else actually watch the Ok magazine video? I particularly liked that the photographer had to stand outside the front door to get a snap of her on her stairs as the house is so tiny! I mean, nothing wrong with a house that size, but not when you’re a bewtiful yuhng BAFTA goddess whose been in the public eye for over a decade, and the grating fact that your ex and his new wife (I compare them as she’s always competing with those two isn’t she?) probably have a utility room for their country wellies the size of her house!

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

The Neanderthal forehead

maybe karma is paying her back for her bull shittery by moving her hairline back a half inch every time she’s caught in a lie

 

[Lizzy 93]

She will not be happy with the daily mail pics although we know she called them to be there but damn Large Loz