What the bloody hell is that facial expression!Thanks, just had to go and Google it, I never learned after Lorraine Kelly's growler. What is that face
Sorry to derail
What the bloody hell is that facial expression!Thanks, just had to go and Google it, I never learned after Lorraine Kelly's growler. What is that face
Sorry to derail
Hahaha! Neither of them have ANY idea what sexy is do they?He pushed out a begging message to expired OF subscribers last week offering discounts
So I clicked on the link and was more horrified then I could have ever imagined…Nailed it! That's what she reminded me of
(Her arse is Photoshopped SO badly in this picture from about 18 months ago). Neanderthal woman crossed with a baboon. Or a centaur. Also, Lauren's wearing one of her many digitally-altered heads.
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Posts like this make me wish we could respond with more than one emoji!So I clicked on the link and was more horrified then I could have ever imagined…
Why? Because my Dad has liked her post.
I need therapy
You definitely need to go NC for thatSo I clicked on the link and was more horrified then I could have ever imagined…
Why? Because my Dad has liked her post.
I need therapy
Bravo!!Off we go!
Now here’s a little story
To tell it is a must
About a bewful yungel
That loves a good stuffed crust
Some yungels earn a fortune
Others earn a mint
This yungel don’t earn much
Unfortunately she’s skint
Oh my yungels a dustgel
She wears a dustgels hat
She wears polyester jumpsuits
And she lives in a rented flat
She’s eating a banana
In her great big minge trim boots
She’s got such a job to pull them up
Whilst eating her beetroots
Some gels give tips at Christmas
And some of them forget
And that’s the case with BYG
She won’t tip anyone yet
Now one yungel got nasty
And to the council she wrote
That bewful yungel over there just punched me in my throat
Oh dear god, just realised we have very similar bedding to this, I swear he is not sat on our bed gurning to the cameraThanks, just had to go and Google it, I never learned after Lorraine Kelly's growler. What is that face
Sorry to derail
this was hilarious and made me laugh for the first time today when i am bloody miserable with my two under two. yes they watch too much tv but they are also played with, take note lozLa' wosebaby x here agen frens.
Well, lassnite was a To Do.
It all began wiv bigmama gel sayin she had nuff wiv Big feeders. I been sayin same fing for all my lickle life. Dose big udders give me heebeegeebeeeees..
All me babywose to blame cos I kep doin wah waaahhh wiv pouty mouthpiece. Make me laff.
Zzzzz from bigmama gel, WAAAHHH from me. See bigmama jump!
Kick big feeders away wiv feets.
Wait ickle time, do more WAAAAAAHHHHHH. Bigmama can jump high for big gel!
Anways, play dis game 6 time before bigmama crack. She crack bigtime.
She do waggy sossage fingers.
No la'wose, no. Norty. Go sleeps. Mama too tired. No mor. On an on she go. Hav 4 firestix while finger waggin. An hav caterin can sweetycorn eat wiv hand not waggin firestix.
Bigmama well pissed off.
Me did spit bubbles to pass time.
But me babywose x make mistake.
Went laff at bigmama when she go back bed cos ready for one last Waaaah. Put all ickle gel strength into it. Braced chubchub leggies.
Max WAAAAAAA-
only go tit self! Oopsydaisy.
Poonami level.
It fab. So stinky!
It explody bum out of cover, out of sox, out of everyfing! Shot rite across setteebed.
It not grey no mor!
Was crappy settee befor and now really crappy settee!
Uh oh.
Bigmama lolloping to babywose, time to play stare at distance.
More soon frens.
X
Probably preparing for the announcement.She’s gone very quiet. Think the writing is on the wall. He’s gone. I wonder who will be first to admit it.
Doing a bowis ffs call the coroner man I have popped off hahhhahaha xxLa' wose baby jus kwik question for my frens, speshully @Purpledahlia .
Has you seen daddy charlie?
I looked in fridge see if he there doin a bowis, but no, jus lorra lard.
Where do i look nex please frens?
In English?? Or Inglesh??Probably preparing for the announcement.
Inglesh of course!In English?? Or Inglesh??
Angle!!Inglesh of course!
'Hi guys, me an Chaz sadly announcing split. We wish each uva the best going forward an will co parent our baby girl because she our angle. Please respect our privacy at this devstated time
Lauren x'