Lauren Goodger #45 he new teef, me not well, got hair in knot, but love baby gel

[geordiegirl]

And picking up on the great scrunchie spot of the "space comma space" in both the question and the answer, it was noticeable how many subsequent questions had the same grammatical style implying they were written by the same person. I wonder who that can be cough cough.

Aye that was me too! She’s so thick that she thinks that we won’t realise!

So she’s regurgitated this old photo as I mentioned you never see the three of them together. This photo was ages ago Lozza; we document everything on here so do a one like they have in hostage situations with the paper held up so we can see the date (although she’s probs photoshop anyway like the rest of her life)

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Hey there's more on her Instabeg...she got freebies and she's touting for more! Yay!

Also, a shout out for Matalan! And George At Asda!
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I hate the fact that some gullible companies enable this daft, lazy twit. She even admits she's lazy.
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Oh dear, Matalan. I used to like you (though it's unclear whether it's #gifted). I don't know what's worse, those elastic bow things (makes me fear for baby's soft spot) or the pom-pom turbanette monstrosity Lauren's made her wear.
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Asda get a mention too. Maybe she's hoping she can be the new Denise Van Outen (who infamously came down a peg or two, forced to do cringey Matalan adverts, pretending she was on a cosy afternoon TV show).

How does she know La Misérable loves anything? Babies exist to only sleep, scream, feed & fill nappies at this age so has she outright come out with it and told Mummy
"I weeeely luv dis sheet fing so u mayke shure iss on me bed OK?? An dat 'at fing - stik it on me 'ead naaaah!!"

As to "coming back to socials....................................." Has she ever left considering she spends 98% of her time slumped in bed tapping away on her phone?

 

[ishaggedhughjackman]

Well now I am convinced the relationship has ended. Reusing that old photo says it all

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Nah fanks, ur good, u need to sit daaaan loz, too much brain activity for you in 1 day

and 'ave yerself a fag or ten anawl

 

[Chi4]

Bet she’s already had 20 fags, just with coffee this morning !

 

[Gullri]

Hi friends who follow Larose more closely, is there still no photos of this little baby smiling? I haven’t seen one .

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Hi friends who follow Larose more closely, is there still no photos of this little baby smiling? I haven’t seen one .

The poor child has nowt to smile about does she? Stuck in her crib propped up on a pillow under a quilt with Mummy's camera stuck in her face constantly, no toys or mobiles to entertain her just photos of Mummy gurning at the camera glaring down from the walls everywhere. Nowt to bother smiling about

 

[Gullri]

Well now I am convinced the relationship has ended. Reusing that old photo says it all

Yes he’s probably living at his parents by now.

 

[NinaStar90]

He's posting a few of those passive agressive/inspirational quotes now too. I think it's over.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Yes he’s probably living at his parents by now.

Escaped and on the run back to Mummy's place!

 

[gloriouscheesecake]

Aye that was me too! She’s so thick that she thinks that we won’t realise!

So she’s regurgitated this old photo as I mentioned you never see the three of them together. This photo was ages ago Lozza; we document everything on here so do a one like they have in hostage situations with the paper held up so we can see the date (although she’s probs photoshop anyway like the rest of her life)

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The way BYG is posing and holding Larosèèé its obvious this picture is about her and Larose is just an accessory.

 

[Clickbait]

Perhaps they’re just trying to attract some press attention so Moleman can set up some more pap walk shots? Perhaps no one wants to buy the filtered version any more now she is so boring, and they’ll want to inject a bit of drama into her life to get some more £ rolling in.

I imagine she’d be doing them in a block like last time, changing the colour of her polyester jumpsuit - or perhaps she’ll be back to the overstretched sportswear - and walking counter clockwise in the car park to mix things up a bit. She can shove LaProp in the minge-trimmed pram out of sight.

 

[Sjr2607]

Lozza no ones sofa should need cleaning that quickly, the reason it had dirt and stains is because you are a dirty skank stop trying to blame clothes when you sit on the sofa with just a thong on, tge dirt and stains will be from your repulsive fat arse

 

[Userom]

YOU SOFA
YOU ME SURPRISED

 

[NinaStar90]

Imagine you give someone a freebie to promote you on their insta and it's just

YOU SOFA
ME SURPRISED

 

[geordiegirl]

Imagine you give someone a freebie to promote you on their insta and it's just

YOU SOFA
ME SURPRISED

Eeeeeh my god dying!!

 

[xyzcba]

YOU SOFA
YOU ME SURPRISED

This has made my day
Also @Clickbait with LaProp ...

 

[Chi4]

View attachment 846202Lozza no ones sofa should need cleaning that quickly, the reason it had dirt and stains is because you are a dirty skank stop trying to blame clothes when you sit on the sofa with just a thong on, tge dirt and stains will be from your repulsive fat arse

Bet that sofa reeks of fags and arse

 

[Crowbag]

Aye that was me too! She’s so thick that she thinks that we won’t realise!

So she’s regurgitated this old photo as I mentioned you never see the three of them together. This photo was ages ago Lozza; we document everything on here so do a one like they have in hostage situations with the paper held up so we can see the date (although she’s probs photoshop anyway like the rest of her life)

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Once again la' resigned's face says it all

 

[Clickbait]

This has made my day
Also @Clickbait with LaProp ...

‘Fraid I can’t claim that one, but it is genius!