Lauren Goodger #45 he new teef, me not well, got hair in knot, but love baby gel

[geordiegirl]

Neither do I,if I can possibly help it. I feel like Pringle lipsgate was my induction to Tattle. Please, keep your mind innocent of it- all readers!- I beg you, do not investigate this further. Don’t be me. I can still see it, I can still hear it

I haven’t ventured over to have a look

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

I come onto this thread an my brian automatically switches to Lozza Mode now - I genuinely read the caption as Hell Of Fresh Yuk

Next thread title contender

 

[Bubblepink]

Last couple of days when looking at the big Loz thread this advert keeps popping up on my tattle, is a certain internet auction site trying to sell me a stone statue of pan face herself?

Now if I was any good at pictures like Pom I know what I’d do….

 

[JakeM]

Ah this was the one I meant… sorry thought it was after the whale gave berf to bewful babby lawose

Oh no, this was before she almost flooded the flat. The whaywl was only 14 weeks pregnant, littuw gew was still in the womb, and Chaz had only gained around a stone by this point.

 

[abcdabcd]

Made me think of you lot

 

[lamaitresse]

What the actual fuck? Soggy Pringles

Hopefully they weren't salt 'n' vinegar, that would nip a bit

What a ruddy cheek Lozza is offering a "percentage" as wages. A % of zero is still fuck all. Unless you're a Lauren Goodger superfan I can't see any takers.

 

[lamaitresse]

There is a video.

For a split second I thought it was a Charles Drury XXX video, so I'm grateful for small (har) mercies.

 

[NinaStar90]

Maybe like these tasteful pics

 

[Glortard]

Nailed it! That's what she reminded me of

(Her arse is Photoshopped SO badly in this picture from about 18 months ago). Neanderthal woman crossed with a baboon. Or a centaur. Also, Lauren's wearing one of her many digitally-altered heads.
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All I am imagining there is the Lego haircuts I had when I was a kid where you put them on the Lego figure. Her hair looks so unnatural like the rest of her that you could imagine her with some editing software like in Weird Science.

I know I should be thinking she is hot but I just can’t

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Lost 1,200 followers in the last 30 days … look at these stats ….

Looks like that q&a lost her 239 Followers !

How rude!!! Her followers surely don’t appreciate what amazing groundbreaking advice Loser has to offer.

 

[Norfolking Good]

Nice to see the PETA advocate and celeb spokesperson for animal abuse wearing a real fur coat there. Hope the Scum and Fail pick that up and run with it the total pleb.

 

[Purpledahlia]

oh god what a fool i am. i have spent five mins reading an old thread, which i thought somehow had 20 new pages since yesterday. i thought i was in for some real gossip but no im just an idiot who reread an old thread.

 

[Chi4]

Ch'arg has released a statement announcing the split .. the same time Lauren announces L'rose is in hospital ill .... how weird !

I saw that , thought that was strange too.

 

[Facehugger]

You’re very welcome, glad you liked it! If you ever want any more I’ll post them in the Krusties chit chat thread

I'll get my minge trim boots & thinking cap on!

 

[Mollichop]

OMG, BYG has done a pap walk in a field! Can you spot any balloons caught in the trees? Pram tyre tracks? Bit of minge-trim caught on a fence post or gate?

Haha nope no other signs of the fat twat. It’s so random though as it’s in the middle of nowhere with no one around, not on a yard with other people

 

[Gail1233]

I think his contract is up, but he won’t be spilling the beans unfortunately as he‘ll have signed an NDA. He showed little glimpses of outing her with some of his less flattering videos like bowling, but I don’t think we’ll ever get the full story. Shame!

 

[Traveler001]

This advert just popped up on my Facebook feed and people in the comments section were asking who she was and why she looks semi familiar



it was accepted within about 30 minutes. Still star struck this morning

Did anyone answer? Because she does look semi familiar...

 

[mrbusiness]

Whose next for chaZ? Katie price could do with someone less punchy

 

[Caw1982]

Me too! Slathered in oil with the stuffing balls

Piled higher than Everest!!!!

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

What happened to that Laulie shop that should have been online months ago?

Probably cancelled when she decided to saddle the child with Lawose instead