Lauren Goodger #45 he new teef, me not well, got hair in knot, but love baby gel

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‘Unleashed’ talent always makes me think of when errant dogs go off the lead and run far, far into the distance not to be seen so it’s an apt name really.
 
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Oh dear lozza. Just because you once owned a designer handbag doesn't mean you are in ^ fashion° you never were, it was the bag hun
Did Lozza buy skanky's LV handbag that came complete with a used tampon inside?? Yes you read that right - an inside source at skanky HQ discovered such a disgusting item when clearing out the place . Nice eh??? :sick:

Baby Wose, lovely to hear from you, although I am concerned about your swearing... You're too young, but then again I suppose the term 'potty mouthed' is one for you to grow into!

Where is your dad Wose? Sounds like your mum is trying to scrape some pennies together for your next takeaway... if she tries to feed you something called LARD start being sick everywhere - you will think it is funny but mummy won't, yay!!

Keep sending us messages, I prefer this to your Insta x
Yes Lawose - make sure you barf straight across Mummy's lovely grey sofa, you know, the one that you shat on last time :)
 
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Have you seen the state of him? 😂 I bet they came out as dry as they were going in
Who are we talking about here?? Lozza or Pricey??

And goodger posting she’s got a little brother on Instagram 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ I think that’s what she’s saying, or is she calling LaRose her little brother???
 
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What the actual duck? Soggy Pringles 🤮
Hopefully they weren't salt 'n' vinegar, that would nip a bit :LOL:

What a ruddy cheek Lozza is offering a "percentage" as wages. A % of zero is still duck all. Unless you're a Lauren Goodger superfan I can't see any takers.
 
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Who are we talking about here?? Lozza or Pricey??

And goodger posting she’s got a little brother on Instagram 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ I think that’s what she’s saying, or is she calling LaRose her little brother???
The vulgar beast who tops the pair of them (or is at least on the same level) that is Danielle Lloyd

God she’s so thick! Who can even attempt to make any sense of her on a Sunday.
 
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The vulgar beast who tops the pair of them (or is at least on the same level) that is Danielle Lloyd

God she’s so thick! Who can even attempt to make any sense of her on a Sunday.
Oh miss Llyod. Thankfully I don’t follow or keep up with her then!!

I’m still trying to work out what Goodger was trying to say, has she got a little brother? Or is she saying that man is like a little brother for LaRose, man she is thick stupid Ogre 👹
 
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“For mums and lifestyle” and yet yesterday she just promoted her porn page.

“make it clearer”?? Sure Goodger, buy a dictionary..

I wonder if moleman has dumped her…

“Fashion”………hahahahahaha. She buys and wears fake goods, says it all!!! She is ridiculed with nearly every outfit she wears apart from her 50 comments on Instagram. What a joke.

And she just posted her nip slip video that was on OFS to her Instagram story!! It’s an old video.

SHE IS GETTING DESPERATE!!!
It's quite telling she's now asking for someone to take over her Instagram/potentially other social media posts - she must see the roasting she gets on here for her daily barely-decipherable diarrhoea.

"If anyone on her good as social media PR dm me ❤" 🤔

Hi Loz 👋
 
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Oh miss Llyod. Thankfully I don’t follow or keep up with her then!!

I’m still trying to work out what Goodger was trying to say, has she got a little brother? Or is she saying that man is like a little brother for LaRose, man she is thick stupid Ogre 👹
Neither do I,if I can possibly help it. I feel like Pringle lipsgate was my induction to Tattle. Please, keep your mind innocent of it- all readers!- I beg you, do not investigate this further. Don’t be me. I can still see it, I can still hear it 😂
 
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Neither do I,if I can possibly help it. I feel like Pringle lipsgate was my induction to Tattle. Please, keep your mind innocent of it- all readers!- I beg you, do not investigate this further. Don’t be me. I can still see it, I can still hear it 😂
I haven’t ventured over to have a look 😂
 
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I googled it and hit pictures. Why did I do that???? I didn’t want to see that…..

I am very thankful that it wasn’t Goodger with the Pringle incident though. 🐷 🐖
 
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Oh lord she is out with that poor baby again with someone pulling on her chin while she is asleep. No sign of the fat lad tho
 
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