Lauren Goodger #44 Motherhood expert in 3 months flat, no one wants a Q&A you awful tw..

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She'll finish up being the next Stormzy is 72 years old is 72 years old is 72 years old, as nobody really knows what her real birth date is 🤣🤣
Ahhh the Stormzy is 72 years old is 72 years old gag will never get old!! 🤣 🤣
 
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Just watched the videos on her IG ..... lozzzzaaaa you're being a naughty scamming catfish again, we can see your real size, 4 times bigger than the filtered to duck videos ... she is massive!!! ..... and who the duck told ODD BOD to get these comical TEEEEEFFFFFFFFFF????? you need to wear shades. they are that big and bright too big for his gob😎😎 ..... Pissed myself laughing, whole family look like a flipping freakshow!! :LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL: ... I hope a member of the public has taken some ` real ` pics of her and her extreme blubber .... that ugly dress is fit to burst!!🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ .... Ps ... Go to her IG to see her real size, before she deletes! :rolleyes::rolleyes:
 

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She's got no self awareness. I bet she's pissed up and asking her mum to babysit so her and Charles can go out. "Aw mum av nut bin aht fur mumfs, donya wana spent tahm wiv Lacrossiant?"
 
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Her dress ..was it made from a hot air balloon before she wore it 😄 x.

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Looooool and no scrap material left over..all used up 😀
 
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Aww, doesn’t our Oddy look stunning with Lozza’s filter on? He seems pleased with it…

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Obviously it was done in the dark but what do we think our Chaz was thinking when he chucked one up our dear Lozza? Was he thinking of the bumholes of his male Onlyfans partners, the apparent media attention (that never even surfaced) or simply his new set of chiclet teef (that had the audacity to made in the UK and not even Turkey?) Answers on a postcard please!
 
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Glad to see the real dad Murat having a nice time and had been invited 😀 x.

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I think that too is a tie up and she’s not wearing anything underneath except her bra. Which means everyone’s looking at her gut again and it’s obvious that it’s not flat. She really doesn’t know what her size is does she and how to dress for it. It must be cringe and embarrassing for her family to sit there and have to look at her gut and bra and pretend they can’t see it. Just like how she wore that crop top to the footy, everyone in the crowds must have been pissing themselves laughing behind her back when she walked past.
 
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His headstone white teeth, clearly too big for his mouth, her fingers stuck in the electrical socket hair, her fake pout, the god awful ensemble she decided to pull out frm the back of the wardrobe, all of it, it’s just Comedy Central, cannot stop laughing!!!!

Wait she’s at her mums burfday? The same mum who “abandoned” her? Thought that relationship was dunzo??? But she must have got a free meal out of it, hence why the 2 freeloaders are present!!!!!!!
 
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