She looks awfulView attachment 767996the state of that face, nothing like your selfies aye Lozza?! And Dr Roberts comment says it all
looks like a bloke
Lauren Goodger #42 Yung gel, stop filtering yaself, even though you have a bum like a shelf
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looks like a bloke
Found this comment on Mark and Michelle’s DM article
'Lauren has had the last laugh'. Hi Lauren!
'Lauren has had the last laugh'. Hi Lauren!
They’re a right scream, especially on Lauren’s articles. She doesn’t realise how much of a laughing stock she is, does she? It’s embarrassing at this point. I bet we’ll be treated to a pap walk from Lauren within the next few days (with photoshopped abs, of course!)
I noticed the comments keep getting hidden then 10 mins later they all back again
That suits her down to the ground Pom, old sausage gob
It just needs a Murat balloon up there in the middle 
Evening Scrunchies
I thought of you all earlier, I had to buy new Scrunchies as my elastic had gone 
The ones from the article of Boris and Carrie visiting the Queen and the married at first sight ones about Morag have had me howling!
Definite retaliation for the Mark and Mich pics is on its way
That sounds like a dodgy sex position, I know I’m a dirty minded cow bag
Got a feeling she didnt know the doc was going to post this ... ( dear god, she's sooo bleeping ugly ) ... hey lozzzzy where's the pointy on point Jimmy Hill sharp chin ... perfect eyebrows .... amazing cheekbones .... puckered fat cherub lips? ... and that flawless skin we often see in your ` cough cough ` real photos you constantly post on IG, that are never filtered to duck .... I think we`ll be hearing soon, that the doc used wind machines, and lightened her naturally dark complexion as she is a person of colour ( tit rust orangeView attachment 767996the state of that face, nothing like your selfies aye Lozza?! And Dr Roberts comment says it all
) .... cant this YUG GURL EVER GET A BREAK?? EVERYONE is out to destroy her this doc has even given her a big jelly lumpy lardy body, and has made her " chins " completely disappear into NO CHIN 
... dear doc whoever you are, this is 
what our lozzaaa usually looks like .... all natural beauty ..... zero filters ... please remove this pic!! WE here at Tattle, her FANS demand it ... STOP persecuting our lozzzaaa!!!! Attachments
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Vicky Pollard is actually way more pretty and natural looking than Loz
That suits her down to the ground Pom, old sausage gob
Evening Scrunchies
Thank you
xx.Murat balloon coming up
x.Looooool hope you are enjoying your new scrunchies
xx.
Ahhh, that's perfickly bewful now, am sure Lozza will be made up wiv dat for birfday bloons from the Tattlers Pom xx
xxLoooooolAhhh, that's perfickly bewful now, am sure Lozza will be made up wiv dat for birfday bloons from the Tattlers Pom
xx.Hope your doing well my friend
xx. Pom hugs to you Bless you, I'm good thank you lovely, hope you are too. I've been tired out & so busy but all good, getting stuff sorted nicely now. Hugs to you too my friendLooooool
Hope your doing well my friend
xx
So if it’s BYG birfday today shall we call a bingo when these appear?
1) a dedication post to his babymomma from Chaz
2) her reposting all the happy birthday posts she’s going going to get (thinking she’s got mates)
3) a post from ‘Larose’ saying happy birthday Mummy’
4) them having a ‘party’ at her dads (which is all they ever seem to go to (with arms, chin, legs, well everywhere shaved off)
5) a proposal from Chaz
6) balloons!
This
Though I don’t think the proposal is coming any time soon. He’s one of the younger generation so I wonder if they’re only ‘exclusive’ but haven’t reached calling each other ‘boyfriend and girlfriend’ yet
a case of sour grapes methnks
Late thread suggestion:
Greasy baby, injected face, time for a party at daddy’s place!
Greasy baby, injected face, time for a party at daddy’s place!
Bingo!
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