Lauren Goodger #4 New man does anything for cash, basement dwellers photoshop your snatch

[Katewinsletsknee]

Maybe Lauren coats his eyes in vaseline so he is unable to see the real her.

after seeing him lay on the floor taking pictures of a case sprayed gold ?? If told me everything ...

Also Charles ....
(As Lauren praises him)

 

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Maybe Lauren coats his eyes in vaseline so he is unable to see the real her.

That or KY jelly...

 

[roseturntupnose]

is it weird that when they're chilling in bed together watching tv, they are watching Sam and Billie mummy diaries? or she is at least.

I just find it weird she would watch her "love rival" on tv. is she even friends with Sam or billie? I thought they were always at loggerheads. I bet she watches and wishes that's what she wants, a family, kids, reality show...

I know she commented on one of her pics to a fan that they were in talks with itvbe about their own reality show .... it will be sponsored by dominoes or papa John's I'm sure, if it actually happens.... "coming very soon", yeah sure !

 

[Mikesqueen]

She either has a stomach of steel or must tit for England with all the junk she eats

She just does not care what she eats because all her pics are photoshopped to high Heaven!

Someone on here made a brilliant comment about her insta being all over the place- one min it’s looking after children, the next it’s verging on porn. One day she’s trying to promote healthy eating, the next it’s throwing a pizza and mash down her throat. She’s so mixed up and lost. I find her really sad if I’m honest, she’s got no direction and I feel she doesn’t really know what she wants from life. She lives and is experiencing life through Instagram and that’s the problem. Everything is distorted including her image. She needs to start to grow up and address whatever issues she has because she’s wasting time with this whole illusion of literally everything in her life.

I think she lives her life in such chaos that she cannot see any patterns in her behaviour. Is her eating comfort eating? She is very troubled emotionally! Oooh I sound like a psychologist!

 

[CarrieW24]

is it weird that when they're chilling in bed together watching tv, they are watching Sam and Billie mummy diaries? or she is at least.

I just find it weird she would watch her "love rival" on tv. is she even friends with Sam or billie? I thought they were always at loggerheads. I bet she watches and wishes that's what she wants, a family, kids, reality show...

I know she commented on one of her pics to a fan that they were in talks with itvbe about their own reality show .... it will be sponsored by dominoes or papa John's I'm sure, if it actually happens.... "coming very soon", yeah sure !

Yes, that's weird to me. I wonder if it's weird to others.

I've been with my husband for a decade, married for six years, and I still can't imagine watching my ex boyfriend's ex girlfriend on tv. Why would I want to? Especially one that caused you heartache by swooping-in freshly after your break-up. Even if it was a long time ago, you're never going to see her as a random person on tv, you're always going to see her as the girl that interfered in one of your relationships.

What is even weirder is taking a video of it, while cuddled up in bed with your new man. Even weirder to then upload it online.

 

[Lanacash]

Anyone else cringing their tits off at her weird little dance lying in bed listening to rnb this morning? And the way she looks away from the camera then straight at it as if someone else is filming her?

 

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Anyone else cringing their tits off at her weird little dance lying in bed listening to rnb this morning? And the way she looks away from the camera then straight at it as if someone else is filming her?

I would be if I had tits in the first place

 

[Instaflop]

Would it even be possible for her to have a TV show? It would take 6 months to film it and 10 years to edit it so she looks size 8!

 

[Mikesqueen]

Begging for Christmas stuff this morning!! I hate when they do this, there are people with children who can’t afford anything like decorations, food, presents on Christmas Day, that’s who freebies should do too!!

not this complete narcissist

I don’t get how these companies will fall for these zlebs begging for free stuff. Surely a quick Google would let them know how she is perceived by the general public?

 

[CarrieW24]

He is annoyed with her, and she's too dim to realise. She's laughing, he's rolling his eyes and shaking his head in disapproval.

Awkward.

Why upload it?

Lauren Goodger Car Story

 

[Emmie81]

He is annoyed with her, and she's too dim to realise. She's laughing, he's rolling his eyes and shaking his head in disapproval.

Awkward.

Why upload it?

Lauren Goodger Car Story

TBF to her here, he can’t be serious with the eye roll, he plays the pork sword game with his male friends for “giggles”

 

[gloriouscheesecake]

He is annoyed with her, and she's too dim to realise. She's laughing, he's rolling his eyes and shaking his head in disapproval.

Awkward.

Why upload it?

Lauren Goodger Car Story

I cant work out if his reaction is genuine or not. But if it is, then he does look rather annoyed. And she just looks somewhat demented.

 

[Blue1989]

Can you blame him though? Bet it's so tedious with her, always preening in the mirror and recording their every move

 

[Blockedbyadmin]

Any normal bloke would just run a mile and tell her she’s a twit. If I spent my days doing tit like that to a phone in front of my husband he’d tell me
To get a grip on reality and that no I’m not cute

 

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He is annoyed with her, and she's too dim to realise. She's laughing, he's rolling his eyes and shaking his head in disapproval.

Awkward.

Why upload it?

Lauren Goodger Car Story

Oh duck sake, why is she acting like a 5 year old? The words "act your age not you shoe size" springs to mind.

Can you blame him though? Bet it's so tedious with her, always preening in the mirror and recording their every move

And don't forget the touching of the hair, that would drive me nuts.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

So she got dressed up and got in car yesterday. I’m guessing she didn’t post again because she would have been lockdown rule breaking. Every other day all she wears is those horrid black joggers and that weird black top.

 

[Sleepthiefismyfavourite]

So she got dressed up and got in car yesterday. I’m guessing she didn’t post again because she would have been lockdown rule breaking. Every other day all she wears is those horrid black joggers and that weird black top.

I think it’s probably the only clothes she has that actually fit her. I know when I’m bigger than I like to be I tend to stick to leggings rather than jeans, as anything else is too uncomfortable. I recon the majority of her wardrobe doesn’t fit her and those black pants are her “comfy pants”.

 

[gashers]

His face on her instagram stories in the car, her posing and pouting pan the camera to him and FUCKED OFF classic. Not sure where this is going but guessing not a good place

 

[Linda La Hughes]

So she got dressed up and got in car yesterday. I’m guessing she didn’t post again because she would have been lockdown rule breaking. Every other day all she wears is those horrid black joggers and that weird black top.

Daniel Radcliffe used to wear the same clothes everyday for a while as it meant the paps couldn’t keep selling pictures of him.

I don’t think Lauren is that clever but maybe she is trying to do the same? She can claim that they are old pictures she doesn’t look like that anymore? Obvs she is failing though as she changes her jacket etc and also the toyboy she is hanging off

 

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His face on her instagram stories in the car, her posing and pouting pan the camera to him and FUCKED OFF classic. Not sure where this is going but guessing not a good place

Just came across this in her stories, just a photo, he is pissed!