Lauren Goodger #4 New man does anything for cash, basement dwellers photoshop your snatch

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It’s lockdown , why can’t they have a PJ day they are up dressed with shoes on in the house before 9am when there’s nowhere to go, they aren’t at nursery today, she doesn’t work. Ffs just chill women let them lounge around without big clobber boots on

Wrong thread sorry!!!!
 
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It’s lockdown , why can’t they have a PJ day they are up dressed with shoes on in the house before 9am when there’s nowhere to go, they aren’t at nursery today, she doesn’t work. Ffs just chill women let them lounge around without big clobber boots on

Wrong thread sorry!!!!
I was thinking dressed by 9? That definitely doesn't sound like our Lauren 😂
 
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Begging for Christmas stuff this morning!! I hate when they do this, there are people with children who can’t afford anything like decorations, food, presents on Christmas Day, that’s who freebies should do too!!

not this complete narcissist
 
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Is she as big as she looks in the paper??
She was big then but looks like she’s put on even more weight now. Everything just jiggles when she walks. It’s quite a funny site. It’s all proportioned wrong. She’s too short for the chest and butt. Implants plus fat gains is not a good look.
 
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She was big then but looks like she’s put on even more weight now. Everything just jiggles when she walks. It’s quite a funny site. It’s all proportioned wrong. She’s too short for the chest and butt. Implants plus fat gains is not a good look.
That's why someone who is on the bigger size should never get all of these implants - 20 pound gain looks like 50 pounds on her.
 
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Someone on here made a brilliant comment about her insta being all over the place- one min it’s looking after children, the next it’s verging on porn. One day she’s trying to promote healthy eating, the next it’s throwing a pizza and mash down her throat. She’s so mixed up and lost. I find her really sad if I’m honest, she’s got no direction and I feel she doesn’t really know what she wants from life. She lives and is experiencing life through Instagram and that’s the problem. Everything is distorted including her image. She needs to start to grow up and address whatever issues she has because she’s wasting time with this whole illusion of literally everything in her life.
 
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As many on here predicted - back on the health drinks AGAIN... :rolleyes: As if they somehow nullify the landfill's worth of junk food she has consumed over the past 10 days.
 
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Some fat guy who used to DJ on radio 1 but got sacked. It’s only £30 a bottle. Hardly grey goose.
 
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Some fat guy who used to DJ on radio 1 but got sacked. It’s only £30 a bottle. Hardly grey goose.
never heard of him. Ooh Vodka in a gold bottle... the ultimate way to show you are part of the social elite ???? (Lucille Bluth Eye Roll)
 
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I don't think she understands how it works. She thinks she can eat mountains of junk, and one health drink will cure the pounds she put on.
 
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Any bets on how long it took them to work out the riddle that gave them the code to the lock on the vodka box?
 
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Any bets on how long it took them to work out the riddle that gave them the code to the lock on the vodka box?
Someone must have told them otherwise the pair of thicko's would still be trying to work it out now.
 
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